Literal shitpost thread

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meet your maker you disgusting fuck

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I may as well share since I just got off the toilet. Nothing impressive here. I'm just curious why some of my nuggets float and some sink. Makes no sense.

>>36854734
Reported and I hope you get a month long ban for being a gross retard.

>>36854734

Actually laughed out loud

This is my kind of shitposting

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>>36854734
Not anymore, but I do have a story to share.
> Be me
> Buying a few things at kroger
> Look at the bulk section
> Find that chia seed is relatively cheap in bulk
> Like the "gelatin" it forms in liquid
> Buy a small bag
> Experiment mixing it with different liquids
> Shits are healthy, relaxing, and don't smell especially bad
> Decide to add water to the whole bag
> Forms a semi-solid paste that I have to eat with a spoon
> Shit is surprisingly painful next time
> For the next 24 hours, stools are literally pure chia seed

>>36854734
that's a big poo senpai

>>36854734
That's a big, long, discolored shit, ditch the salad and the soymilk, chang.