/britfeel/

>>36852118
British people are so fucking gay and ugly holy shit

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>>36852118
Ebinlad deserves the world, he's so sweet. I want to hug him and tell him everything is going to be ok.

Less of this shit, ffs

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>>36852180
Nice post
to all the gays and ugly I love you
be bury nice gril

>>36851886
how could you possibly get quads? did you not look at the current numbers? the nearest quad was 2222 and you were like 300 places off of that
this is how you get quads lad

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Quite fancy having my bellend sniffed lads. I'm not fussy though, you could smell the stem as well if you wanted, pass the whole thing end to end inder your nose like it's a Cuban cigar.

>>36852225
You were unlucky lad.

>>36852188
He's a good lad, hope things turn out ok for him.

Credit where it's due, she's a tidy bit of crumpet that Myra. Would compete for the high score with. Fuck I'm suddenly really aroused by her, is this how those prison molls feel?

>>36852225
please IGNORE This post. I repeat. DO NOT REPLY TO THIS POST DO NOT READ THIS POST.

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>>36852048
I've thought about it actually, not for other people just a personal outlet that some sicko can read if they really want to. It wouldn't be as interesting as someone like poleaboos though because despite me now trying to leave the house and escape I still go through week/months of being shut-in sleeping the majority of the day. Hopefully less now but who knows. Even if nobody read it, its sobering to know someone might be reading it

>>36852221
this is a nice poster

Lads, how do I tell if I'm suffering from meme attention seekers' depression or the real thing?

>>36852229
Are you the same lad that was taking abut his daisy Ridley dick chomping fetish a while ago? Your roleplaying is so odd lad.

>>36852265
Yeah but you could just post about your thoughts.

Getting a bit sick of Battlefield lads, how do I git gud. Is it because everyone has better gear

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>>36852276
If you're here posting at 1 am you're probably depressed lad. Go see someone for the love of God.

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>>36852265

In reply to what you said about the driving volunteering in the last thread. Might want to avoid those ones as I can imagine they might be stressful if you aren't a confidant driver and you have someone you don't know very well in the car with you. I found charity shops to be a good one to go for as they can usually put you somewhere that suits how comfortable you are dealing with people. There is usually some work in the back doing pricing or sorting through the junk for stuff worth selling if you aren't keen being on the shop floor with customers. Also 90% of staff at charity shops are kind old ladies in my experience.

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>>36852287
>Are you the same lad that was taking abut his daisy Ridley dick chomping fetish a while ago?
No mate, that's not me. Girls (female) don't do anything for me at all. I'm bent as a nine bob note.

>>36852248
I got bullied in my gcse re class for looking a bit like her.

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>>36852248
>tfw no asian myra cosplay qt gf

>>36852353
wish i was gay lad. getting sex as a guy is too much of a piss take, especially if you're shy. just from my little experience with gay lads, i know they are 1000% easier to fuck. of course sex isnt everything but its not like im going on dates either.

Everyones gone to bed so im making some chicken nuggies now.

>>36852361
Whether you were a girl or girl (male) I would definitely have tried to fuck you if you had played up that angle or at least been a bit sullen and given off that kind of vibe

>>36852414
So this is what they do over on 2ch /brittofeeru/

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>>36852300
i'm sure they'd love that

>>36852276
If you can still play video games or something to "take your mind off it" then you probably don't really have it

>>36852337
yeah I thought about that, theres an "oxfarm donation bank driver" that just collects stuff for the stores and they pay for the petrol. Theres quite a lot of stuff you can volunteer it would seem

>>36852447
Oh yeah, I was a scene kid that didn't talk to anyone and gave off shooter vibes. I always used to pick the contrarian edgy points of view in re debates, which probably didn't help.

>>36852426
>There's a Chinese gay I have a crush on in highschool
>Just sperg out at him and embarrass myself
>Years later I'm in great shape
>He says he misjudged me
>I think I'm in with a shot
>I confess my feelings
>He says if I'm just trying to get laid I should bother someone else
>So shocked I don't know what to do
>Say 'O-ok' and leave
I realised later I needed to say that wasn't it and asked him on a date. Didn't realise that until about 3 years later
No homo though haha

>>36852499
Kek yep that was my social circle as well. Goths rather than scene, mind.

>>36852499
All those times they joked about how i would come in one day and shoot up the place. Pretended those comments didn't hurt. They did.

going to bed with an empty tummy again
price I pay for being a fatty

>Recently attended house auction
>BBC Cameras are there
>Annoucement "We are filming for homes under the hammer"
>Assume I'd be on last Tuesday's episode
>Check iPlayer
>Get to the auction
>"Auction filmed July 2014"

I guess I'll be on TV in 2020 then

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>>36852495
>donation bank driver
That one sounds good as you wouldn't have to worry about having someone in the car with you. Charities are pretty much always looking for people. I think it would definitely help with your confidence in driving. I was a pretty nervous driver myself but now I do a crappy delivery job but am pretty happy with my driving.

>>36852319
not him but i don't want to take pills that will make my dick stop working and i'm not going to go to some normie therapist so he can suck my money dry and pretend to care about me

>>36852495
what if i no longer find any enjoyment from video games when it was all that i used to enjoy?

>>36852561
i thought most gay guys just wanted to fuck. seems like some want relationships. isnt really any downfalls then.

>>36852561
>>Years later I'm in great shape
>>He says he misjudged me

Why would you date someone this superficial?

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>tfw too intelligent to suck on a pussy

>>36852118
>tfw, I've knocked a few out to myra, some thing about rose west as well gets muh dick hard in fact I've had a good few wanks to the thought of a me, rose and myra threesome

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>>36852561
Date gay Chinese men.

Not a fan of any of these new 'memes' 2bh.

>>36852707
Clearly I didn't. He probably was a basic bitch kind of gay desu. But I was attracted not only to his dancer's body but also his outgoing attitude, his energy and all of his non-robotic qualities. It would never have worked anyway, normies aren't exactly clamouring to hang out with miserable bastards.

>>36852734
I tried Xi, I tried!

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PSA

to anyone suffering from headaches and thinking about wanking...

just remember...

stress causes the most headaches...

wank if you want lads... just wank responsibly

>this PSA was bought to you by the campaign for responsible spunking

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>>36852699
>what if i no longer find any enjoyment from video games when it was all that i used to enjoy?

this sort of happened to me 2 years ago, then 1 year ago the game I played a lot to waste time but didn't really enjoy. Now I'm lucky to play at all. Its a slippery slope but I don't know if i'm depressed or not.

>>36852708
>tfw too intelligent to be straight

>>36852671
yeah I definitely need to drive more, I bought this car in december and thought it'd kickstart me to new heights, but in reality I drive around at night once a week and then go to tesco at 9pm when its hopefully empty. I'm too terrified to drive when there is traffic so being forced to drive in a role like that would boost my own skills

dailystar.co.uk/news/latest-news/434605/Myra-Hindley-tattoo-teen-leg-death-threats

I barely come here anymore because of it. Someone changed a few months ago and everyone wanted to be a fucking personality and avatarfag and to my disgust most posters gobbled it up and encouraged it.

Now 60 percent of every thread is gobbled up by chinkshit and goodfellas shit and everything else. Fucking disgusting.

>>36852800
>goodfellas
ZERO VOTES

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>>36852800
Its been like that for well over a year, maybe not this amount of forced memes and tripfags but it wasn't unheard of

And the worst part is that these saddos probably think "haha im a real personality me, what am i like haha everyone thinks im funny i enrich the thread haha".

They should all legitimately neck themselves.

>>36852846
It wasn't ive been coming to these threads for 3 odd years, this all started shortly after the american election.

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>>36852792
And remember, wank to Chinese men.

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>>36852843
Thanks milko, going to get a glass right now

>>36852863
/britfeel/ has only been around for 2 years lad. And it was always like this

>>36852848

I enrich the thread, I make on average 38% of all posts in every thread

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>>36852848
>doesn't want the thread to be culturally enriched
>>36852863
I mean the great influx of waifuposters began in 2015 sometime, and in early 2016 we had the whole move night crew which made me quit the thread for like 5months

>>36852910
it's impossible for you to make 38% of the posts because i make 63% of all posts

>>36852901
Wrong, back to plebbit.

Bet you weren't even here when OP image was just the jobcentre. You know before we expanded it to stuff in more forced memes.

Used to be we had just poley and that stuck in devon lad and we made fun of them both.

>>36852931
If this is true who makes the other 9%? Just random posters?

>>36852932
I've been posting here since the very first threads lad. Later 2014-Early 2015. Are you telling me Holly Willoughby wasn't a forced meme? Or Nongshim Noodle Cups

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Got a spicy new meme for you lads here

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The asian milf gf just got blacked.

How can they keep getting away with this.

For every 1 forced meme there are 10 forced meme complainers

>>36852956
Holly was barely a meme. not even in every thread. Now we just fucking accept any piece of shit.

This stupid fucking faggot posting his game of thrones whore taking up 89 percent of every fucking thread. "Oh yeah thats a good meme that, almost as good as chinkposting."

I don't care, you can all wallow in shit. Just thought you should know you ruined these threads for most people, look at the original poster count if you dont believe.

Can all fuckoff.

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Ignore dissenting posters that do not share Chinese-Anglo values.

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There is literally nothing wrong with forcing a meme

>pic related

>>36853001
>look at the original poster count if you dont believe.


It's 2am you cuck

>>36852974
Oh you've found a new image to post

I['m sure it'll work this time, I mean the last 3 failed but this one will surely work

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>>36853001
you sound frustrated anon~ do you need someone to help relieve you?

>>36853038
May I ask what you're referring to?

This was my first post of the day.

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>>36853001
I agree with you desu. I mean I'm a forced meme poster myself, who isn't am I right? I try to do it sparingly though. Fuck you other meme posters

>>36852118
>Hygiene Rate 0 URGENT IMPROVEMENT NECESSARY
It's the little things

I wonder how Sexy Kev would feel if he had it explained to him that he was a meme on the 'British part of 4chan' so to speak, and what that meant

>>36852974
Black men are superior.
>Natural alphas
>Huge dicks
>"Bad boy" image
>Hard, muscular bodies
Whitebois like us just can't compete. We are pathetic small dicked beta losers. I don't even dream of being with a woman anymore, the idea is just so surreal. All I can do is jerk my tiny pencil dick because I don't deserve to even touch a woman; I am too beta to even look a woman in the eyes.

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>>36853001
Have a Cilla, chuck

>>36853069
Who is the original kev? Some ufc fighter?

>>36853117
>IT'S BLIN DA DAAAAAATE
>WITH MISS CILLA BLAAAAAACK

I believe that the primary NEET poster on /r9k/ is shipanon

The NEET poster made threads at least once a day without fail every day from February 2015 onwards, and although it has died down now, there was a Shipmanpost at least once a day from February 2016 to January 2017. Both of these posters have extreme obsessive dedication to posting it over and over without a single pause, most likely because it's the same person.

But the most damning evidence of all, and something few people are aware of, 'Shipposting' is actually just a spin-off of NEETposting

https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/26016682/#26016682

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>>36853096
Black guys
>Larger dicks
>Fun to be around
>Interesting conversation anytime you want
>Nicely dressed and groomed
>Crack jokes all the time
>Will take you places
>Broad social spectrum
>Know interesting people you will be introduced to
>Behave like real men
>Smile on their faces most of the time
>Can dance and cook
>Chills in the school

White guys
>Tiny dicks
>Socially awkward
>Quiet
>Inhibited socially
>Boring
>Prefer to stay home
>Hate to dance
>Sad faces
>Angsty
>Makes girls cringe
>Porn addict
>Chronic Masturbator
>Posts Reliant Robins
>Creepy
>Often have either anger or anxiety issues
>Shoots up the school

>>36853117
haha, sucha funny meme that because cilla black was on tv in england haha post it some more.

>>36853165
>>Crack jokes all the time

Well when most your population is on it you have to look at the lighter side I suppose

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>>36853168
You like these memes eh kid? Hold on a sec I've got a fresh one in my meme bag
*gruuuuh*
*eeeeeeeoooooo*
Here you go. I call it
Big Chicken

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>>36853168
Surprise Surprise, chuck

Your anger is giving me a lorra lorra luaghs

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Reminder that Serial killing is vastly superior to spree shooting

>>36853165
BASED. My cock just got hard. I love how strong superior alpha black men completely own white women. White women complain about the patriarchy but the reality is they love it: as long as BLACK men are in charge of their fertile pussies. White women are the Black man's personal fucktoy.

>>36853229
haha, mate you keep this up you will be in the OP by next thread.

You really make an impact on this thread, people think about you when you arent here. they go "wheres cilla lad? hes my favourite". Really gives you a purpose.

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>>36853247
Tell me more, chuck

>>36853247
Damn solid analysis of meme posters desu lad

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Why don't you grow a beard anon?

>>36853281
because i cant grow a full one. i can only grow a neck bears

>>36853281
can't grow a beard, just paedo moustache/soul patch

>>36853344
All white women deserve the privilege of being BLACKED. Personally, I think white women who resist should be taken by force. It's not rape if she's white.

>>36853281
Cba lad, it grows too fast so i'd have to maintain it, i'll normally go a week or 2 at a push but then I need to shave, it starts getting itchy

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>>36853317
>>36853376

Here, this follicle stimulating hormone will do just the trick

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>>36853021
>>36852870
>>36852734
these are good posts to follow

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>>36853403
Would Shippers have killed our Cilla?

anyone go on omegle?

there is someone who claims to be spreading cp on there.

surely its fake?

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>>36852426
>wish i was gay lad.
You can bum me if you want lad as long as you don't go too fast and make me sore. If you promise not to pozz my neg hole you can even go bareback and cum in me.

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>>36853428
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>Cilla Black comes into the surgery
>Has been asked who 'The Duke' is
>Doesn't know anything about him
>Wants me to give her a clue
>Give her a lethal dose of morphine instead

>>36853480
im not attracted to men lad, i would rather just have a wank to porn.

>>36853480
are you an original cute girl(male)?

>>36853480
Alright lad where are you

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Do girls really like guys licking their bum? I don't think I would do it desu

>>36852118
The Cure is better than The Smiths.

>>36853411
out of all the shit you spread this is actually a good post
shame on you. wibsters online dictionary has the definition of a meme as something nobody finds funny and nobody spreads online
well I found that funny mr memester, you need to get back to your tedious shitposting before others see this humorous post of yours

>>36853561
I've done it. Had it done to me too. Not bad desu

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>>36853561
Do girls really use their foot as a phone? I don't think I could do it

>>36853561
I done it once with a girl and she told me to keep doing it so I suppose she liked it

>>36853509
>im not attracted to men lad
Fine then, I'll get under the duvet so you can't see me. You can watch degenerate porn that has a girl (female) in it while I wank you off with my bumcheeks.

>>36853516
No, I'm a butch boy (boy).

>>36853543
IP7 7RA

I have an appt at 9:30am and I'll probably go to bed at 5am and get 2 hours sleep.
Why do I always do this?

>>36853624
on a fuckin airfield mate?

>>36853624
To be fair, I could watch porn and receive a blowjob from an unseen assailant

>>36853657
In the barracks at the airfield, but ye

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The only thing that gives me pleasure anymore is the sweet, sweet (You). Nothing else compares. Ice stopped masturbating. Stopped eating. Stopped seeking relationships. I just want them (You)s. Before writing this I was tempted to just write "EEEEUUUUUUGGGGHHHHYUUUUUU7UIIIIIIEEEEEUUUUGGGJJJJHHHH" with a pepe attached. Even the thought of doing that fills me with pleasure. I've found the meaning to life. Its (You)

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>>36853815
I can't help but commend you on your great taste in film.

You've certainly earned this (You).

Goodfellas poster I'm so dissapointed that you haven't hired big man Tyrone to read out your meme yet. Are you even a real shitposter?

fuck it i'm off to bed. night night grindr
>>36853815
here we go then lad, i ask for nothing in return

>>36853874
I don't think he'd do it. Racial material like that? Surely he'd balk

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Everything's fucked, lads. I finish uni in a week and I'm fucked. I want to take a year out for some peace and quiet, maybe work as a teaching assistant or something along those lines, and get in shape and go down the self improvement-route.

My next step is presenting this as a palatable option to my parents, whom I really don't want to disappoint.

I need to convince them that I have every intention of getting a degree and do not want to escape into the comfort of a retail job or whatever, but I just need a year to think things through. I also need to convince them that I am totally genuine and that I physically cannot continue in my current state, due to extreme social phobia and the fact that I have been a victim of stalking by a student who I'm meant to be doing a house share with next year. I've also made plans to pack up everything and become homeless on more than one occasion in order to escape this intense fear I get. Hygiene has fallen through the floor, I've allowed a homeless man to sleep on the floor in my dorm, and I haven't been eating properly.

This has left me permanently on edge apart from the times that I visit my hometown. I want to emerge from this proposed year off as a changed human being. I am not happy with who I am at the moment. Do I sound like a whiny upper middle class cunt, or do you see why I feel this way?

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Asian chubsters are the future lads.

>>36854065
mate, at this point i would fuck anything with a pussy

>>36854063
>>36854065
The two types of /britfeel/ posts

Train anon. I understand. Just be very careful that before you begin this year of "freedom" you have a solid plan and not just some vague idea of self improvement. I think a lot of people envision themselves taking a year off, having a kind if year long improvement montage then returning to life as a better person. In reality though all that free time can really fuck you up if you aren't careful. If you're bad socially, the lack of forced interaction will make you even worse. You'll have unlimited time to dwell on your situation and a bed which is always within reach when working on things gets too hard.

I'm mainly projecting but I'd recommend seriously planning out exactly what you want to accomplish in that year off otherwise it could amount to nothing but chronic masturbation.

>having a running argument with mummy
>this morning
>postman knocks, "package for anon"
>mummy grabs and shakes it
> "oh, i wonder what this is"
> "i have two weak men in my house"
>closes door on dumbfounded postman
>I get my drug delivery and return to my room
>the old man pretends not to have heard
>but he heard every bit.

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Just bought my first hat. I've never owned one and think I'll look dumb in it

>>36854248
Can't you just say they're creatine pills or some shit? What drugs did you get?

>>36854301
post pic of hat. (at least a google image)

>>36854301
What type of hat did you get lad?

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>>36854321
>>36854324
I got chink replica though for 5 bong because I didn't want to pay the 50 bong in case I looked dumb

>>36854377

Make sure to keep #2 in front of you and #4 behind and you'll be fine. mate.

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>>36854377
Could you not have got one that says "2 1/2" on the front and "Apustaja" on the back? It would look much better t b desu.

>>36854377
I wear the number 1 hat. If I see you on the streets you better be ready to fight

>>36854063
>Do I sound like a whiny upper middle class cunt

yeah you do mate tbf

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>>36854433
>>36854453
>>36854460
Got a good chuckle cheers lads, I just like chance the rapper desu

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8mtA9GvpzwU

>>36854460

Is the #1 v #5 feud still on going ?

>>36854248
Is getting this stuff delivered actually safe?

>>36854524
#5 got hit by a bus. The cap is still out there, waiting for its next owner. Whoever picks it up better be ready to get their BUM KICKED

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GO TO SLEEP originally

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I found a way to get train tickets to see my friend down to 14 bongs. That's not too bad, right? Blood test tomorrow, I will pretend it's my waifu like that anon suggested.
Post 'em.

>>36854497
Go on mate, elaborate. Fuck me up, advise me.

>>36854564

Safe as fucking houses (mummies excluded) Get yourself some chill pills, meds

>>36854686
don't worry its me thats at fault, I'm a bitter neet with no qualifications so your problems of choosing to do a gap year with jobs and degree just seems like entitled whining to me

>>36854564
I wouldn't trust it desu. And you can't trust druggies, they lie about everything and don't care if they get caught using. For us working folk it just isn't worth it

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>>36854564
I had a postman eat my celebrations tub one christmas. Can never trust them to not open a package ever again

>>36854778

my goodness, well.

>>36854778
Who makes these pepe and helper images? Is it just one guy

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>>36854811
all me lad

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TODAY I WILL RESET MY SLEEP SCHEDULE
TODAY I WILL RESET MY SLEEP SCHEDULE
TODAY I WILL RESET MY SLEEP SCHEDULE

Today I will not go to sleep at 12pm in a half arsed attempt. Today I will wash myself. Today I will watch at least one documentary and movie. tomorrows future begins today.

>>36854864

make it happen lad, ive cut down smoking(hopefully on my way to packing in) started getting up earlier, going out for bike rides and getting /fit/ the only thing i need to do now really is go to bed at a decent time and stop having a "power nap" during the day

>>36854864
Good luck lad, rooting for ya. desu

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>>36854377
My gf owns this hat, Chance seems to be a bit of a normie thing lad

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>>36855162
Chance would be a fine thing
t

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>>36855162
>gf

mate

just watched last action hero for the first time
breddy good for an arnie movie

>>36855235
Is that the meme porn actor? Danby?

been watching Hitchens vids, fucking hell what a top lad wish he wasn't dead

>>36855237

Saw that in cinema.Such a good day. No anxiety then, just top of the bus and popcorn.

Just listening to limp bizkit instrumentals lads, my mum and dad are on holiday and the volume is turned up to 11, im sipping cherry coke and vodka and knocking some major shapes out, life is good

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>>36855237
>for an Arnie movie
Are you implying Arnie made bad films lad? Sort yourself out

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>>36855263
the best hitchens isn't dead though? Theres a steady influx of new hitchens videos

>>36855279
>my mum and dad are on holiday

He's sticking it right to her right now, mate.
Probably wearing lingeries and something up the bum

>>36855335

no its like quater to five in the morning where they are and they arent night owl, its already been stuck to, zero fucks given

>>36852118
I think we need one more forced meme

>>36855372

Morning wood, hard and throbbing needs to be taken care of.

>>36855430

didnt think about that, thanks for ruining my whole life anon

>>36855296
well I watched jingle all the way recently too
left a bad taste in my mouth

>>36852118
How do I get over a girl that I used to love

>>36855520
You probably cant, the only girlfriend i ever had finished me in 2010 and im still not over it, even had a dream that we got back together a few nights ago, it was fucking crushing desssy

>>36855520
You fall in love with a new girl but I've never done that and still obsessing over my oneitis from 3 years ago

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Whys this man sharing MW3 gameplay to push his agenda lads

>>36855772

wouldnt surprise me if thats true dessydoo

>>36855772
He has a new...thing happening, right?

feeling pretty feint lads, might throw up send help

>>36855882

done drugs lad? ate something off?

I remember when I was younger I was fascinated by the concept of trannies. I didn't want to be one, but I remember looking up the process and stories about it.

Very tired yet horny lads

Evens I pump one out then go to bed
Odds I sleep and save my wank until I finish work

>>36854864
Today you could apply to one job instead of watching tv.

>>36856047

for christs sake lad steady on give him time, fucking hell

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>>36856047
>applying for jobs with an 8 year employment gap, no GCSEs and no references

>like butts
>wank to anal
>but assholes look gross
>and also all pornstars are loose like a clowns pocket

Fucking worried if I fall asleep I will sleep in till 1pm when I need to be at work for 10

Going to do some squats and go to bed, lads.

how do you get away with not working for 8 years?

Where is ur dad m80.

Glad I live in a comfy little flat because going to the kitchen at4:40am for a snack would make me shit myself in a big house

>>36856321
Sorta your GCSEs out lad

what time does asda open

>>36856573
Probably could have googled it.

>>36856585
yeah I could, but then this thread wouldn't have my post

>>36856573
Depends on the store mate, check their website.

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>sent bitcoin to AB days ago
>still havent arrived
>couple of days ago decided to send some to DM
>havent arrived either
I just want some weed ffs

>>36856742
the wallets change frequently
always check you're sending it to an active wallet

>>36856755
I didnt mess up. DM has a timer telling me I have an unconfirmed deposit pending.

anyone else ever masturbated with a banana peel? literally feel as good as sex, if not better because you can do it at your own pace. not joking.

>>36856777
as long as you got the URL for the transaction, it'll go through

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>>36856742
That's what you get for being a cheap fuck.

Do you think people just mine blocks for free.

Do you think anyone does anything for free?

>>36856781
>he doesn't wank with a tenga, nipple clamps and an aneros

It's like you're not even living.

>>36856959
I had to pay a fee to set the things to my wallet and another to send it to the DW. I'm not going to buy an entire coin just to buy some green.

>>36856974
for someone that is not living on their own, a banana peel is good enough. and its cheaper

I've forgotten how to bhop in cs:s

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yD8DcgpLp_w

what's your favourite boney m track lads?

Got a lifehack for you lads.

If you use a dualshock 4 for gaymen on a pc, yo u can use the touchpad as mouse control.

>>36857126
>installing shady third party drivers
no ta

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>>36857180
>i don't install any software that isn't made by apple or microsoft

>>36857326
I'm not sure of the terminology, but taking a point, going hard the opposite direction and claiming that the original point is as stupid as this hyperbole is not accurate
don't reply to me ever again

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Stop playing video games and wanking

Is the Stargate tv series any good?

Hi lads how many video games and wanks did you do today?

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>>36857750
>Hi lads how many video games and wanks did you do today?
None

watching cosmo's 18:10 OoT
what went wrong

>>36857746
It's good for awhile then they changed up the cast and it's not so good but they put claudia black in it so it's not all bad.

>>36857746
It's kino until O'Neil leaves. Season 1 is a bit shit but if you power through it you'll get rewarded

>>36857873
>>36857849
Thanks I'll give it a go. Nothing but time anyway.

>tfw was the one guy who actually liked Stargate universe.

>>36857966

it got a lot stronger towards the end

>stargate sg1
>stargate universe
>stargate atlantis
if all these are good I'm set for a month or two

>>36857980
Stargate fans hated it because it 'wasnt muh stargate' but I hated atlantis for.the fact it was stargate sg-1 again.

I think if it got its third seasom it would.have been.much better. Oh well. Guess they all died.

>>36853069
I think part of him wouldn't get it but part of him would find it amusing.
Not sure how he might take the shipman part of it but I guess if it never imposed too much on his career, it should be fine.

Had the britfeel Kev tell people not to post pics of the kids which was nice of him.

>>36853411
Sadly this has been the best Xi post of the entire lot.

Isnt around this time of year when the terrorist attacks start up in mainland Europe?

>>36858160
What have all the ones so far this year being?

Though June onwards would mean more tourists. If anyone goes to Europe this year is another matter.

>>36858223
>tfw probably going to get dragged around france for a week this summer
On a scale of Graham to Lee Rigby how likely am i to get beheaded for being an infidel?

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>>36858352
More likely you meet Dennis or one of his many brothers.

Going through a rough patch in my marriage.
>wife keeps accusing me of cheating and I walked out because I've had enough.
This song comes on spotify

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8b5HHRT8xvw

Gee thanks feels.

Last summer had Nice and Orlando (not Europe obviously)

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>Wake up yesterday
>Two of four housemates missing
>Half the furniture in the house is gone
>Other housemate tells me he's getting a train to Birmingham at 1 tomorrow
>Going to be stuck in this filthy shithole house by myself for at least a week

I don't deserve this

shreddies for breakfast me thinks

>>36858479
They've all abandoned you and left you in the shit lad. You're gonna be stuck with all the bills.

ah yes, a cup of water and a multivitamin

The breakfast of champions

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>>36858779
orioriori-postypostyposty

Just got back from the Gym lads.

Dropped 3 stone last year and now doing mens fitness dumbells work out. Getting good gains and confidence.

Qt I work with said I look good.

Stop moaning and get lifting

>>36858839
dropped 9 stone for the second time in 5 years
things fall apart when I try to go the extra mile
I'm content to just not be fat

>>36858779
>pills for breakfast
what is this, the future?

>>36858022
>call it stargate
>it's just star trek Voyager for some reason
>kills the franchise forever

Why do people hate it?

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Got some quality downloads on the go lads

>>36858900
It kept some of the themes while trying something new. Unlike Atlantis.
You fat nerds need to get over yourself.

>>36859083
people need to stop changing the core of what something is then complaining when people dont like it anymore. Not even with sci-fi, just in general.

Oh well it still has the same name but we've change the whole dynamic its really "fresh" and "New". SHOW CANCELLED, FRANCHISE DEAD.

>>36859137
To be fair they should have just called it something else, but it is what it is.

It's 7am, I haven't slept, and I'm watching an australian build clocks on youtube

what has happened to my life

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>>36859209
It's 7:15 and I've not slept. I've been watching videos on japanese comedians doing no laughing punishment games.

Has life really come to this?
I'm alsmost 30 for fuck sake.

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Was just thinking about the best places to launch a mass killing

These festivals seem prime for it, on a night when everyone is camping theres a huge density of tents with multiple people in each, if someone started shooting there would be chaos since half the normies there are probably off their head on drugs and alcohol. Can't imagine security is that great either considering the amount of illegal substances they smuggle in

nobody in these tents would even realize what was going on in their degenrate haze and it'd be free season till the security arrived
never been to one and never will though so I don't know how it is in reality
all hypothetical ofcourse, I'm writing a movie script GCHQ.

>>36859422
>>36859209
>It's a stay up all night and remember how much of a fucking failure you are

Don't actually expect any of you normie fucks to understand this feel, but still.

>>36859550
>tfw thats been my life for years

>east facing window
just fucking kill me
revive me at noon

>awake for 3 hours
>exhausted

>>36859550
I work night shift at a fast food restraunt.
Even when I'm working I'm awake all night reminded how much of a failure I am.

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>>36859574
>east facing window
>its grey and dull as fuck today

I enjoy these early morning hours we get before the disgusting neet forced-meme posters roll out of bed and start shitting the place up.

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The adventure begins lads.

>>36859669
Watch the film first u battyman.

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>ate 2 bags of doritos and some fridge raiders

What you lads listening too?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0IEqTnADLLU

>tfw coming up 30, possibly getting divorced and listening to sadcore at 7:30 in the morning.
#Livin'TheDreamLads.

>>36859699
I saw the film years ago. Aliens wuz kangz basically, right?

Why isn't Europe following our lead and uncucking themselves lads?

Wilders lost in Netherlands, now Le Pen in France.

Seems that Europeans like being killed by Muslims.

>>36859701
those fridge raiders are only 50kcal a bag

>>36859721
I'm more worried about the doritos tbf

>>36859717
>Why isn't Europe following our lead
Probably doing the opposite just to spite us.

>>36859701
300kcal total.
Lad, you'll be fine.

You can eat around 2500kcal a day if you're an average bloke.

Don't be such a poofter. Walk to the shops and get more Doritos and shave a few kcal off.

>>36859787
I'm trying to stay up all day, I might have another snack later at about 5pm to help me stay awake

>>36859717
Le Pen did better when she was in NF.
>leaves NF for the 'centre' voters
>loses big time.

No one wants a quitter doll.

>bbc still refer to her as president of National front.

>>36859780
By giving into Islamic extremism for the bants?

That's hardcore.

>>36859802
I haven't had crisps for almost a year
god I'd love some cheese and onion mccoys

>>36859823
Scotland voted SNP for the bants.
England voted Tories, but they're thick so it wasn't ironic.
America voted trump. Pretty sure they were trying to get the bants. Like football (soccer) they're getting better.

So why not. Euro's have some decent bants sometimes.

France really does puzzle me. Especially big cities like Paris that must be total shitholes by now but they still vote for more of the same.

>>36859892
Have you seen Paris lad. It's mostly blacks/middle easterns.

It's unsurprising they didn't vote Le Penn.

It'd be like Birmingham voting ukip.

>>36859951
>Have you seen Paris
I went about 12 years ago and had a terrible time. Cant remember the demographics though but sure it's worse now.

What's worse lads, being tired or hungry?

>>36852594

I know this feel. I used to wonder if when people were nice to me they were only doing it so that I wouldn't shoot them when I finally snapped one day.

>>36852699
>what if i no longer find any enjoyment from video games when it was all that i used to enjoy?

I think you'll find that at some point this happened to everybody here.

>>36860096
>tfw both
thanks for reminding me
I'd rather be just tired

>>36860096

If you're at home, being hungry is definitely worse. At the end of the day, you can just go to sleep - but you can't magic up food.

If you're homeless though, being tired is hell.

>have loads of stuff to sell on ebay
>lazy and also scared I'll mess it up

my delivery is expected to arrive today

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watching jaws

props to the entire cast
if I saw this thing in the water I'd shit myself

>Train into London during rush hour
>guy asks fat autist to move down the train so more people can squeeze in
>only replies no and stares at his phone.
>this is a public train mate this is for every one
>stares at his phone

Which one left you guys was this??? Why you up so early? And how on earth are you outside?

Made a pizza to be cheeky but i dont even want it now so i just left it in oven.

Time for all the screeching spacker kids to be running around outside my window for the next hour.

>>36859856
>Europe fails but America gets better at bants.
What a time to be alive.

>>36860903
Meme magic is reall buddy.

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William Shatner browses 4chan

>>36860961
More like.William Banter.

>>36860961
William Shitpostner

>>36853565
Nicky? Is that you?

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Get five days off from wageslavery after today. Cannot wait desu lads~

What have you got planned for today then lads?

>>36860961
He is a /d/ guy

>>36861031
>What have you got planned for today then lads?
Tidying my room, working out and hopefully sticking some stuff on ebay.

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Hillary losing really JUSTed Katy's shit up.

>>36861091
>aging like milk and slowly turning into Annie Lennox
lol

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>>36861031
Gonna try stay awake, might actually wash myself later. Dark and depressing weather again though.

re-watching drive for the 10th time right now

>>36860261
how can you mess it up??

>>36861123
No one buys any of my stuff or buys it for so cheap its not worth it, or I fuck up sending it in some way because I'm a lazy stupid bastard.

>>36861151
What are you selling lad?

>>36861190
Load of old cigarette cases I bought from there years ago. I'll post a pic in a bit maybe

>>36861201
do you mean the cardboard boxes?

>>36861224
No like proper metal cases gentlemen would have.

Monday morning therapy anon up n atem

>>36861241
oh right, I thought for a minute you were trying to flog off stuff that is essentially rubbish

Morning lads. One thing that I quite like about when the sun comes out more is that I can wear sunglasses which obscure my face. Also makes me feel like less people are looking at me even though it probably doesn't

>>36861241
Those are the kinda things that look good in movies and the like but I know if I did it I'd look like a proper wanker.

>ywn have a group of mates who want to play computer games and lets play on youtube with you
>you will never make a living uploading 30 minutes of a game per day

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A game that my mind seems to subconsciously play is to take lyrics to songs and rework them into me wanting to die. I don't even think about it and it happens which probably isn't a good sign.

>>36861031
Lucky twat. I've got a fun day of wageslaving then will probably watch a film or some other pointless shit.

Think I'm gonna have to go for electrolysis, lads

Nobody respond, he'll go away.

>>36861270
>>36861274
I've never really used them, just something I autistically collected. Here's the most interesting ones (to me anyway)
>houses of parliment
>Israel
>Britain
>Australia
>WWI Q.W.R 1916
>Russian cosmonaut

fuming lads
Ask girl out
Get rejected
YOU only wanted me for sex

Are woman retarded? They do realise there is more to a relationship than sex? COmpanionship, support, sharing, trust, bringing out the best in each other , working towards goals and dreams

but no women boil it down to sex, if I let the r9k teachings out is that just women admiting their ownly value?

anywho I couldnt care about sex at this point gone my life with out it and from what I read deathgrip ruins the real thing anyway

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>>36861460
>houses of parliment
>Israel
>Britain
>Australia
>WWI Q.W.R 1916
>Russian cosmonaut

Eating pizza for breakfast and had a strange dream last night

The lesbian/tranny that left my workplace a couple weeks ago was teasing me in a shopping centre or school/uni
She nicked my car keys or something and was hiding in the girls toilets, mocking me
I think I was a security guard

Anyway, I push open the door with her resisting on the other end
I get the keys back
She silently leaves
She stops teasing me and starts on someone else

I feel bad about losing her

PAKIS - OUT

Do i have a problem when i refresh empornium like 10 times a day for new vids?

Saturday - 4
Sunday - 2

Weekend Wank total - 6 wanks

Boxers reeked of cum when I changed this morning.

>>36861570
>still producing cum when you wank
CIS MALES OUT!

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>>36861570
>you'll never suffocate your face with the delicious scent of anons cummy boxers

w-well I hoped you liked seeing my collection anons...

>>36861617
cause i tucked myself in at night i was all sweaty this morning. when i unfurled my fresh sheets all that was released was a cloud of cummy musk.

>>36852265
try to change the way you think and look at things entirely. you need to rewire your brain, pick-up new habits and stop being concerned about things because of some bad experience from years back.
there was an interview with the founder of livejasmin who grew up in an average family and he said one of the hardest things was changing the mentality and leaving the way of thinking of someone who was never successful and couldnt even imagine being one.
ive seen this a countless times since then, even jony ive mentioned how different the entire mentality was in the us and how sarcasm and cynicism is good for jokes but otherwise a horrible way of living

>>36861469
I cosmonaut ones pretty sweet. I'd use that one if I had a choice but I do have a bit of a boner for Russian history.

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One day I'll find out

How exactly do you dispose of a broken pint glass? It's not totally shattered just the top smashed off so it looks like the sort of thing a Millwall supporter would attack you with.

>>36861469
I like the Australia one the best~

How much are you hoping to sell them for?

>>36861796
No idea, cant remember how much I bought them for. I suppose a tenner each plus P+P would make me happy.

>>36861469
like Israel myself

>>36861788
I think you just chuck it in a bag to keep it contained and in the regular bin.

>>36861788
put it in the bin? originally

>>36861824
I have a feeling that one might be silver plated or at least more valuable in some way (Jews amirite goys?)

>>36861851
You gonna clean em before taking ebay pics? looks like they could use it

>>36861465
nah lad they are aware a relationship is more than sex they just use that tactic to shame you and hurt you. Women for the most part act like men do not have feelings

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This is a high priority on how I want my life to be in ten years.

>>36861903
Some are permanently faded unfortunately but yeah I'll give them a once over.

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>got a bruise on my foreskin again

www.youtube.com/watch?v=GtPK0gRdFgI

ORIGINALLY FUCK OFF NIGGERBOT

Failed the ESA medical again Why can't it be like when i was 18 where i could.

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going through my films and I have a lot of "ilsa" films I don't remember downloading

New 'villain' in Fargo is quite good, not as good as season 1 or 2 though.

Hey, German NEET here, thought I'd spent some time watching British TV channels through a VPN.

I'm watching BBC right now.But there is also ITV and Channel4, please tell me what's the best channel to watch

>>36862054
UKTV Gold meine freunde

>>36861928
>ywn just walk in there and lay down being engulfed by doggos

>>36862054
just download british shows to watch, i recommend im alan partridge

>tfw you get sent a .pages document
Fucking apple users, convert your shit before you send it.

Lads, why does it seem that virtually everyone on my English Literature course is either a borderline-personality disorder, self-loathing homosexual, or a compulsively gossiping and narcissistic girl?

>>36862098
don't give up the dream yet, fren

>signed off from work
>run out of meds
>have chores to do
>too depressed to get up and go to the shops to get food and more medicine

Kill me now

>>36862146
>English Literature course

answered it yourself mate

>walking doggo through the forest
>suddenly he stops and starts looking around, seems worried
>puts his tail between his legs then runs back
>try to coax him, pet him and tell him hes a good boy
>not having it, refuses to keep going through the forest
>turn back and go home

spoopy