/Britfeel/

Who the fuck is Ian Huntley?

someone please i beg you hook me up with weed in birmingham

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>>36847439

Watch this short interview, he was a very notorious child killer, a resident britfeel regular has written letters to him in prison

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t8bUJBwKxU4

>>36847439
I'm after googling it, comfy reading, thanks OP

>>36847439
A famous school caretaker.

>>36847448
where abouts are you in brum

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Aye laddies have any of you seen that wee andy murray around?

>>36847393
>Names 1
>Two 'failed attempts'
>One out of reach
>Can't even think of another to fill the 5 target
Utter cuckold, kek.
>>36847415
Did it so your Amir Hussien fingers couldn't list attacks from 30 years ago. Fact is pakis are the problem NOW.

>>36847466
solihull

Someone please i beg you hook me up with weed in Glasgow.

>>36847439
A good lad.
Just like Purple Aki, Jimmy Saville and 90% of people involved in Celtic Boys club.

>people are young enough not to remember the news around Huntley.

>tfw I was 14 during Huntley's bathtub antics.

>>36847492
oooh very nice

how much you want?

>>36847504
>buying weed in Glasgow.
Just get it online lad, chances are it's shite gear.

>>36847504
It's easy to get weed in Glasgow. You can just ask people at the Gallery of Modern Art.

>>36847504
I am unironically in Glasgow, want to go for a pint?

Damn, was in prison for a spell, that OP image looks good

If you don't have a favourite killer, you're basically not welcome in britfeel.

>>36847410
Really?

Wow time does go fast.

Still, point remains, a lot a non-muslims do terror attacks.

More so than Muslims in fact.

Media brainwashing tho...

>>36847507
I was barely 4 lad, still remember people talking about 9/11 though

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>just woke up after a severe MDMA comedown
>17-18 hours of sleep
>craving a dominos
>order 2 small pizzas instead of 1 large because it's cheaper
>now have 20 inches of pizza instead of 13

I think I've made a mistake

>>36847522
anything will do lad just a spliff or two im going insane i need to smoke up

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>mum just asked if I watch porn after she read an article about how damaging it is

>>36847549
Not really killers but my favourite baddies are the truck boys personally

who /gIasgow/ here

>>36847549
zodiac killer

ori ori

>>36847543
It's a living work of art at this point.

>BritNormie
Writes to notorious killer Ian Huntley in prison

>Shipanon
Obsessed with notorious killer Harold Shipman

Does anyone else think they are the same person?

>tfw no lads in glasgow

>>36847613
>BritNormie
>Writes to notorious killer Ian Huntley in prison

I doubt this, he moves around a lot, so Ian would be sending letters to the wrong address as he would have moved by the time the arrive.

>>36847567
fucking hell you're sounding a bit desperate mate

didn't realise you literally wanted it right now i'm already in jimjams sorry

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one day left until the finals lads

>tfw mum opened the door and saw me pissin in the sink

>>36847566

Would have gone Chinese curry, myself.

Hope you have some 5HTP / xanax / weed for that comedown

>>36847662
come on mate dont leave me hanging at least give me ur whatsapp or kik or whatever i need you i will literally suck your dick

>>36847570

Some of my friends on the cricket team do, I'm too focused on examinations and talking with my long term gf. Thanks mum

Going to sleep now

Amazing that I spent so much but at least I have a job

>>36847613
Ian Huntley probably thinks getting written to by some weeb is a guards way of psychological torture.

>>36847551
>Still, point remains, a lot a non-muslims do terror attacks.
You named 4 with 2 being invalid while asked for 5. You are a paki lover.

>tfw no one ever replies to me
shite feeling to be honest with you

>>36847701

BritNormie aint no weeb

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Anyone else do a degree in Criminology due to their love of serial killers?

It's a weird feeling on your introduction explaining why Criminology interested you and the answer not be 'I watched CSI once' (it's nothing like CSI) or 'I want to be a manager at McDonalds.'

do you degenerate fucks actually realise who you're idolising in these threads? Huntley murdered and then burned the corpses of 2 10 year old girls, to try and make a meme out of something this abhorrent is just retarded

>>36847572
*pulls up next to you*
* throws you a bud light*
* try to wheel spin off*
*stalls*
*can't re start engine*
* truck bois jump off the back*
*need to push to get it started*
t-t-truck bois

>>36847710

What did your mum say about the sink pissing?

>>36847737
never had a piss in the sink sorry to disappoint

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>>36847710
I hope this (You) keeps you warm tonight

>>36847597
Reporting desu

>>36847722
It's history, anon.

>>36847722
If you can't make bants about evil people you're not gonna make it as a normie.

>tfw you probably think Maddie McCann was actually kidnapped.

>>36847748
what for bitch cunt

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>Just had an argument with a guy who wants Britain to suffer so we go back to being in the EU
>Actually said Britain needs to "pay for it's arrogance".
>Literally admitted that he hates Britain and prefers the EU

Why are remainers like this?

>>36847689
why can't you buy it yourself

I have to buy it for my autistic flatmate it's honestly so easy

i'll give you a little tutorial if you want lmao

>>36847572
Who is your favourite truck boi
Mine the last one I fapped to
I am fickle like that

started noticing lads that i am going proper hench

im not even that strong for someone who lifts but i make sure my technique is right and i consume a lot of protein and calories every day

>>36847719
>Anyone else do a degree in Criminology due to their love of serial killers?

Shipanon here, and I have given it thought. Funny enough an old friend did exactly that, and he said it was absolutely terrible. Who are your favourites?

>>36847769
pIease im begging you

>>36847728
howling
my favourite entry in to the truck bois saga
really shows the human side of the truck bois

>>36847722
>you degenerate fucks
you realise it's only britnormie who claims to write to him, and everything he does is a work of fiction
you're him arent you

>>36847737
Is it weird mate? Tell me how, I just don't want to waste water

>uni housemates think I'm stealing their food

Most of them have had stuff go missing, legitimately was not me, but because I'm the relatively quiet and antisocial one of the group I automatically get the blame

>>36847722
What did you expect?

4chan has been shit since /pol/ brought ultra-degenerates here a few years ago.

Back in the days of /b/ and early /r9k/ it used to be satire.

If only we could turn the clock back.

>>36847817
whats your degree mate

>>36847834

Social Studies, mate

>>36847816
>tfw when you are wondering why the urinals have mirrors above them

>>36847828
>Tripcunt
>Hates /pol/

Yep it's a terminal case of faggot

>>36847859
Iad...

for what purpose

>>36847786
>and he said it was absolutely terrible.
It actually isn't that bad. Serial killers are a small part, ironically enough it's 90% social sciences and whinging about how blacky didn't do nuffin.

Also, my favourite is Tsutomu Miyazaki.
Not because I like what he did. (Do people actually like serial killers actions?), but because he just seems like an edgy japanese anime character.

>>36847859
What does that entail? Is it sociology scaled up more or less?

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The thing that makes me most proud to be British is the quality of the notorious killers that our country has produced

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>>36847771
Brown shirt
He appears to be the leader of the bunch, I can see the confidence in his eyes

>>36847817
i steal milk and toothpaste all the time : )

>>36847570
>mums think there is nothing wrong with asking a young male this

were mums a mistake?

>>36847779
Do you reckon you could take everyone here in a fight?

>>36847668

tell her reaction in detail pls

>>36847779
You don't need to lift big to get big.

>>36847885
Like Sociology but with bits of Womens Studies, Psychology etc. Will end up counseling drug addicts, I know it.

from this day i only jerk off to instagram pictures

>>36847923
I'd take the no neck fat prick in a scrap.

>>36847918

My mum asked me if i smoked spice after reading an article about how dangerous it is

>>36847779
How much do you originally lift?

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>>36847884

>tfw you are obsessed with notorious killers, then find out that your father's cousin was a notorious killer executed in the electric chair.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nicholas_Ingram

>>36847947
That's not a bad aspiration desu. Good work. Needs doing.

>>36847900
He is nice isnt he nice hands. Would like those hands on me

>>36847900
thugcore cowboy should be his name,
I feel this was written with him in mind
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ibhgg2M-oBg

never kissed a girl tb h with you lads

feeling sad

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>>36847983
>kissed many
>never romantically

>>36847866

I hate /pol/ for a lot of reasons.

Besides the only reason /pol/ is so popular is because the media has dumbed people down so much over the last decade to the point they can only absorb small, convenient snippets of information.

Dumb people are easier to control.

Stay woke faggot.

>>36847956
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Old_Sparky
Huh, people are really unimaginative with naming

>>36847923
probably not. i remember speaking to people that are judo experts and one lad that done boxing since he was a kid. few steroid users here but i reckon i could take them because of my martial arts and boxing

reckon i could take like 90-95% of the users. pretty much would get beat by the martial arts experts, i think.

>>36848003
alright fuck off normalshit, when did britfeel become all normalfags

>>36848008
And another piece of the puzzle falls into place

>>36847956

He got fucked over in that trial. Probably deserved it but still

>>36847983
>>36848003

a grill i know has kissed me on the lips a few times because she thinks im gay, i dont bother correcting her because i know its the only kiss from a woman ill ever get, just hope she doesnt find an actual gay guy and try to set me up with him

>>36848020
>when did britfeel become all normalfags

Around November 2014

>>36847956
>When he was asked whether he wished to make a final statement, Ingram was said to have replied simply: "Let's get on with it".
Top British bants lad.

I wonder how Sky feels knowing my most viewed channels are the crime ones.

>>36848056
scheming lad are we

>>36848015
Do you reckon you could take poley and all the waifu posters and lenlad in a survival mode where you get an hours rest between each fight?

>>36847861
Why? Originoo

>>36847663
you still stressing over them lad
do you have to wait long for the results

>>36848069

I prefer to think of it as admitting defeat

>>36848066
>I wonder how Sky feels knowing my most viewed channels are the crime ones.
It's ok when normies do it lad, this is why laughing at people on benefits street and gogglebox is acceptable but laughing at people outside of that makes you a weirdo and a bad person

>>36847938
is it basically just food and technique?

>>36847955
depends on the exercise

>>36848015
Guys talking about beating people up on the internet and how hard they are is pretty much one of the most pathetic things a person can do

>>36848083
yeah they are released mid june, i will not sleep soundly again in this life

>>36848003

>Me neither.
>rented escort
>hot face
>wide, loose roastie
>kissed me and blew me
>no condom
>got herpes

NO longer vigin but have a virus so 50/50 , mates

>>36848070
that is actually a shout

how many waifu posters are there?

>>36847952
my mum's very odd desu

occasionally asks if I "still smoke those funny cigarettes" meaning some form of drugs, but I've literally never smoked any drugs before, and never done any other types in the house whatsoever so I dunno where she gets it from

>>36848114
If you stick your dick in roast beef then its gonna get burnt

>>36848045

Yeah, he definitely did the murder, so ultimately I think he did deserve it.

>>36848074
Sorry being to vague
>dying for piss go to toilets in nearest pub
>thinking I look rough while looking in mirror thinking its odd I can see myself pissing
>tfw I realise I am pissing in a sink in a pub toilet must remember only to piss in sink at home

Actually done this a few times

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This facial recognition shit is getting scary, just updated my tablet and it did this. If this was on my pc it would make folder organisation beautiful.

Might try and see if it works for pepe now.

wanna munch on something but nothing to munch on

this is why sunday is the shittest day

Started eating a lot of nuts to gain weight (nuts as in legumes, not men's testicles lest anyone make that joke).

Been alternating between 50g of Brazil nuts and 50g of mixed nuts every day. I would happily eat just Brazil nuts but apparently a serving of like 6 nuts has 7000% the RDA of selenium so it's dangerous to eat them a lot. Don't really give a fuck though.

Also once I muster the courage I am going to start going to the gym. Probably just dick about with weight machines since I am too afraid to do barbell stuff, especially in case other people rush me to finish or I have to wait to use the racks.

about to get my M&S pizza out of the oven

currently living on 25quid/month

thoughts?

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>>36848122
I'm 6'4, kid. Gym is nice to lose weight but it wouldn't stop you me smashing 99% of this thread.

>>36848164
>tfw no kristen stewart gf

it recognized wojak for me though

>>36848015
>"I could fight anyone on /britfeel/ IRL guys"

Fucking lel.

I would fuck you up quicktime with a left hook to the gabber lad.

I would then proceed to lick my jimmy jays off of your dome while you lie bleeding on the floor.

>>36847651
I have a PO box in London.
>>36847701
>weeb

Hello newfag

>>36848164

Fapped to all those except Maisy and Cara, just cant too fugly.

i've been with the same girl since i was 17
we were both kissless virgins

feels weird that I'm probably only going to kiss and sleep with one girl in my whole life

>>36848164
I want to see Cara creampied

>>36848179
It's been a decent innings for me.
>3 lagers
>Two bowls of carbonara
>Half a round garlic bread
>Apple
>Tangerine
>4 chicken wings

I'll be honest mind, I had to keep eating to stop me drinking.

>>36847551
>More so than non-muslims
I don't think I've ever seen a non-muslim terror attack.

>>36848221

one more than most of us lad

>>36848202
>eat something for 1 quid every day
>fast on sundays for our lord and saviour

easy peasy lad

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>>36848218
>I have a PO box in London.

>>36848202

I heard recently 50g of Brazil nuts alternating days were good. Careful of selenium OD, tho.

>>36847613
The documentary pretty much confirms that that nutter is Britnormie and is posting here under a whole host of psuedonyms. Last time his character count totalled nearly 400.

>>36848114
>be on a night out
>have to walk through the prossie part of town extremely drunk
>chinese prossie comes up to and offers me sex
>lose virginity yet never held hands or kissed a girl

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>>36848164
whats a good facial recognition to find porn stuff? like, what if you know someone has camwhored or posted nudes online but not where to look for since they obviously used a fake alias and location?

>>36848164
>He downloaded the Emma leak

>>36848196
>Probably just dick about with weight machines
Watch it lad make sure you go to the right kind of gym if thats your game

I gave up eating Brazil nuts found they made be feel a bit odd

>>36848213
Key, really? I'll see what it can do for my meme folders.
>>36848220
I can understand Maisie, but cara is pretty fit.
>>36848226
She's so lewd, I swear I've seen her licking pictures of Taylor swift at least twice.

>>36848253
Dunno if 25GBP/month lad can afford my nut diet. A bag of nuts costs like 2.00 quid.

>>36848250
Legitimately laughed out loud at this, thanks for the kek anon.

>>36848245
got me a rice cooker I get 7kg of rice and a huge bag of fish sticks from iceland (40 fishies for 2 quiddies) for brekkie got me a cheekie bowl of cheapest tesco corn flakes

love being poor

>>36848196

E may lose another one to /fit/ lads.

>fapping to large quads
>crying over Zyzz
>roid raging

All ahead of you, bruv

Learnt how to pick locks lads.

Rake method, shockingly easy to do.

>>36848221
>he actually believes this bullshit

from someone who had the same deal going on, it will crumble apart and she will leave you to fucking hang yourself without a care in the world cause she's got a new dick to ride.

never ever believe that women think remotely the way you do, it means absolutely nothing to her m8.

what's the point though, you won't believe me until she's broken you

>>36848257

>twfw you post in the same thread as a notorious lunatic that had 193 online personalities and tricked someone into stabbing them

"John gave mark an abort code of 6969"

When someone got a post number ending 6969 the other day someone laughed at it, could just be the sexual reference, but that made me stop for a second

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This will be us if you libucks don't vote Tory and let May save us.

>Comfy and chilled all weekend
>Sunday night hits and it goes back to shit
Can absolutely tell some wanker or two were on holiday this weekend

>>36848260
I would guess that google has the best algorithm, but idk. In five years from now I bet that any reverse image search would be able to find lewds if they exist and are on the public internet, just a question of waiting really.

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I now masturbate to nothing but fat girls eating. I am a true degenerate.

>>36848214
dont be sort lad. id step back from the punch, or block it and then i would proceed to give you a 1-2-3 knock out, and then i would bum you to assert my dominance

>>36848310
>you stabbed me just as I wanted
>I am in full control, the puppet master

>>36848332
youre not black so at least there is some saving grace

>>36848305
Projeeeeeeeeeection: The motion picture

>>36848332

srsly lad? how does this turn you on? proper curious because i need a new fetish, im bored of the one i have now(pissing)

>>36848092
Eat a lot and focus on frame. Make everything proportional.

>>36848092
Deadlifts, squats, bench and the press

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>>36848264
>Watch it lad make sure you go to the right kind of gym if thats your game
What do you mean? The gym I'm eyeing up just looks like a bog standard normie gym with bikes, treadmills, weightroom, machines etc. Don't get me wrong if I go to the gym and there's like 20 power cages and I can comfortably use one all by myself for the entire 30 minutes then I will quite happily do heavy compounds with a barbell. But I get the impression there will be 2 squat racks max and that would mean having to "work in" / talk to people to use them which I don't want.

Also how did Brazil nuts make you feel weird?

>>36848305
who hurt you mate?

>>36848340

>The guy who has been posting Hijak for months calling himself the 'puppet master'

>"john went on to become a star pupil and got a girlfriend"

The psycho is literally here in this thread with us now

>>36848279
Would like to see them both lick a cock desu

>>36848305
i am a bit worried honestly she starts uni in september, she's gonna be 21 when she starts though so i'm not too worried about her little 18 year old flatmates

she also starting putting a lot more effort into her appearance since i started showing interest. When we first got together we were prob about even now I feel like i'm punching

>>/fit/3818283

>>36848430
>>>/fit/3818283

ftfy

>>36848163
Fookin Legend m9

>>36847566
heat it up again for your breakfast lad.

>>36848442
mate.... what the f*ck

Fuck lads so I want is more beer

>>36848364
tbqh, im not even that bothered about being big. i just do it out of habit and it makes me feel good. i would just like to a moderate size, actually have a build

>>36848393
i dont do dead lifts or squats. i build my legs, back and traps with other exercises. not sure what the press is? i have only been benching for a few months, i used to do a lot of push ups as a boxing work out. i do 62.5 for high reps

>>36847719

What do you even do in criminology? I see women online studying it all the time. Feels like a meme degree.

>>36848396

Sorry I am a bit out of it


>selenium OD
Has got me wondering they make me feel a bit light headed and my bowels get a bit loose

I hate gyms have some dumbells, walk loads to get cardio live in hilly old Yorkshire so really stretches and builds strong legs Keep meaning to do more bodyweight stuff but am too lazy

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>girl over at my place
>sharing a dominos while watching some shit foreign romance movie
>she takes the two largest slices

FUCK YOU DOMINOS CUT THE SLICES EQUALLY

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>>36848357
i have no idea why, i'm skinny so it probably has something to do with that.

>>36848481
alright go on

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White women love diversity edition

Oh, it's great being black in a white neighborhood

>White boys wont DARE start a fight with you

"intimidates whites guy*

>You get to fuck EVERY white girl whitin a one mile radius with your beautiful black...

*cuts to interracial sex scene*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tyhmlS-CMsQ

>>36848481

Ive two in the fridge that I want to keep.

But I've run out of Dairy Milk so I might have to drink them

>>36848298
Careful not to fall for the Dunning-kruger affect

There are many locks out there, and many difficulties

>>36848335
>Implying I wouldn't enjoy it

Who won?

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>>36848540

Why is this gimmick still going on?

>>36848495
Height and weight?

oracle

>>36848539
I'm an alcoholic I cant help it

>Flash FM was only a hour long
Madness.

>>36848532
Time to end it. If she's taking the largest slices now, she's gonna be walking all over you later.

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I was at a party with Peter Andre, I met him while trying to buy weed in Birmingham and we had been talking with each other for over a year now (we were living in the same city) and he was playing beer pong with Ed Sheeran. I was pretty drunk and just sitting down. Ed made a bet that if Peter lost against him, he would have to play the next round topless.

Next thing Peter loses (because he is bad singer) and ends up literally taking his pecs out for everyone to see. Then Ed, presumably to try his luck, bet Peter that if he lost again he would have to suck his dick. Peter turns to me and smiles with his father-of-the-year grin and says "I know I can win this time! I've sucked a lot of cocks in the past to get my record deal"

I thought he was joking, so I just casually replied "Yeah, whatever"

Then he loses again, and this Ed arsehole says something like "Hey, a bet's a bet." and Peter responds with some bullshit like "This is insania" Within the space of fifteen seconds Peter is literally on his knees, topless, sucking Ed's dick. There was nothing I could do about it.

Because of that I just turned away and pretended to see nothing / try to not look like some beta gay. Then after a couple of minutes I hear Ed saying "Go, show him. Let him see" Peter taps me on the shoulder, opens his mouth full of his cum, then closes it again and swallows in front of me.

Fuck Peter Andre. Fuck Ed Sheeran. Fuck life. I'm out.

>>36848560
nothing to be ashamed of

>>36848423
yep, all the signs that my gf showed before she turned into a cold hearted whore.

all girls naturally strive to be stacy, they only live to be desired by men. when you meet some loser girl it's not like she's like that by choice, and once you give her some confidence by being a good person towards her, she's going to throw it back in your face by getting fucked by chad and not showing a flicker of remorse for her actions.

for me it was being supportive of her for years, trying to build up her confidence, and then once she fucked off to uni she used that confidence to turn into a disgusting whore.

>>36848567

They all were, Flash was the best though, with Wave 103 a close 2nd

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>>36848557
He doesn't want you to remember this fun fact.

Any of you other Non-brainlets watching NASA EVA livestream?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RtU_mdL2vBM

Pretty surreal to watch.

Stay away from the chat as a heads up.

>>36848515
It is a meme degree.

It's basically sociology with a crime spin.

>why do people commit crimes.
>what excuses can we make so it's the rich white mans fault
>what policies have been made to fight crime/reduce likely hood of crime
>why are these policies racist.
>case studies on criminals.
Okay, this part was good. Getting to read really in detail reports (including the acting detectives notes and report) on serial killers etc was pretty neat.

>>36848559
haven't weighed myself for a while. about 12 stone when i last weighed myself. 5 ft 9. im a bit of a manlet.

>>36848557
Because the gimmick of constantly posting it was nothing to do with the idea that it would actually be on TV.

I am not british and posting here.

>>36848423
>so i'm not too worried about her little 18 year old flatmates
I'm sorry.

>>36848577

This is the kind of quality b8 that we all know and love.

10/10, would read again

>>36848532
>he actually let's her eat the biggest slices

from someone who had the same deal going on, it will crumble apart and she will leave you to fucking hang yourself without a care in the world cause she's got a new pizza to ride.

never ever believe that women think remotely the way you do, it means absolutely nothing to her m8.

what's the point though, you won't believe me until she's broken you and ate all your dominoes

>>36848583
It's an addiction, when I have one beer I crave more till I'm on the floor. It must be some coping mechanism or some shit.

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>got industrial strenght glue in my hair
>had to shower for the second time today
>dad told me off for it
>he called me a real life Mr Bean

>>36848639
fucking chortled lad

>>36848588
Mate what did you expect? For her to be always satisfied with a shit life with you?

>>36848614

Ah, so a humanities degree full of nothing but radicalised liberals that focuses on crime?

Is starting uni at 20 weird?

>>36848577
Ed Sheeran seems like the type that'd have a small and weird looking dick

>>36848689
you are too young for these threads

>>36848588
shit mate you're making me worried. she's literally never showed interest in any other guys though

>>36848628
what

>>36848689
In the same boat lad, all my room mates are 18 according to normiebook so I'm hoping it wont be awkward

>>36848554
True, I can already see it's not going to be easy with some locks. I also want to get good at regular picking each individual pin, raking is ez mode for plebs but super satisfying being able to just bang open a lock in about 10 seconds.

you guys. all this talk of fighting makes me think of the saying i'm a lover not a fighter
>tfw, i'm neither a lover nor a fighter
that's why i carry my rape kit and knife everywhere. got to be prepared if either situation arises

>>36848661
did you try not drinking beerios? x

>>36848716
well, just be prepared for it, and once she shows signs of it just cut your losses because it's pointless and only ever painful trying to stop it.

>One week in and i've only spent a tenner

Going for a 95% savings rate this month.

>>36848750
I'm serious mate, what the fuck did you expect? For her to be just satisfied her whole life with some boring bastard when she could have an exciting life?

>>36848577
>no words

Fuck me.

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>>36848557
Insecure white boys creating fake conversations on twitter loool

>>36848747
Disgusting fucker

>>36848557
Still butthurt about his ZERO VOTES

>>36848741
fighting doesn't really matter in this day and age. men always respect it, and some women like it but apart from that, there is no point in it except for doing it as a hobby or keep fit. this is coming from someone who used to box.

>>36848607
whats the blue shit behind the robot

>>36848665
I enjoyed imagining this whole exchange. If I was there I would have laughed at you :)

>>36848677
Yes.
It wasn't always this way, but for the most part yes.
You do learn a little about the justice system and that, but if that's your real focus then LAW is a better course.
If you want to learn how to become a detective, then just join the police and work up from street bobby. The degree is useless in that respect. (Source, my GFs Grandad was a Superintendent)

My tutor actually told us not to read a well known, and highly recommended Criminology text book because the author had a very right wing view on crime. (I.E he focused on low income crime because it was mostly violent and says it is worse than fraud etc because violent crimes tend to have a wider psychological effect on the victims.)

>>36848789
I dunno m8, perhaps because we were both perfectly happy living our lives together for years and always said we wanted it to continue and get married?

>>36848665
Had a hearty chuckle lad
Nice one

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>back at uni
>kitchen is an absoulte mess, old food left out etc
>tidy it up
>got a message asking if I threw out some spaghetti that my flatmate made

>>36848818
insecure black guy racebaiting in a thread for literally months and got ZERO VOTES

>>36848897
>just like he got zero white girls digits

>>36848716
don't listen to these lads, not every girl is a slut.

>>36848789
multiple partners doesn't necessarily mean exciting life mate.

I know it certainly sounds like a whirlwind adventure to a kissless virgin such as yourself.

>>36848577
fap fap fap

where can i find stuff like this?
i would literally sell my family into slavery to spend one night with either of them

>>36848665

Thanks mate. Some real Adrian Mole shit here.

>>36848931
Really?
Ed "ayy lmao" Sheeran?

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This guy says that he's your boyfriend now

What do?

>>36848824
whats the matter friend I'm just trying to help

>>36848875
Yeah but if she has the chance to live an exciting life why would she choose a boring life?

>Hey baby want to party on my yacht?

vs.

>Hey, want to watch me post on 4Chan in my damp hovel

Pretty understandable choice for a young woman.

>>36848928
Ah the old "le implying"

>>36848958
RIM

Them good

I am a pole.

Thoughts?

>>36848958
Fuck if she had a dick she'd be 10 times hotter

>>36848965
you're pretty shallow desu

not everyone wants to spend their lives dancing to repetitive normie music surrounded by boring normies just because you want to have sex

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>>36848818
Ah this old image.

>>36848993
check your bathroom for webcams

>>36848993
You a washing pole or a shower pole or what lad?

>>36848694
You made me lose
Why I hate that shit I dont really know is he the most boring fag ever or what

>>36849002
Everyone wants pleasure, novelty and happiness.

For most people, that involves leaving the house occasionally.

>>36848856
>>36848881
>>36848946
I was gluing some reflective foil heat pads onto the stone garage wall and bent down to pick something up only to go hair first into the glue.

For several minutes I was stuck bending over with my hair firmly adhered to the wall. Had to shout my dad for assistance, he carefully freed me using a knife leaving my hair with patches missing like that scene in Matilita where the hat gets glued to Danny DeVitos head.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F9PuLqYQGTs

>>36849011
Must suck to invest so much energy into trying to meme something for people to just not give a shit or acknowledge it at all.

>>36849018
The toilet cleaning one.

>>36848993
>conservative, Christian white country
Welcome home brother

>>36849039
Not when they can shoot it down with a cheeky mention of how few votes you got in a vote.

ZERO

>>36849011
She probably getting fucked out by all those black guys then she settles down with a white dickhead like you lool. White boys aren't relevant in this country your own women don't want you any more

Have had 3 wanks today but the erections for all of them have been unsatisfactory.

>>36848958
who is this? any more of her?

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>>36849001
Brb fapping to trap Maisie
>>36848971
Lewd

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>>36849036
>I was stuck bending over
>he carefully freed me using a knife

Dying.

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>>36849071
Her name is smeagol

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>>36849002
>tfw you're reading this and getting frustrated at the thought of a girl doing to this to you, and imagining beating her up, but at the same time you're studying zen Buddhism and trying to be peaceful

help me Buddha for i am weak

>>36848866

Do you learn about the gini coefficient? Or is that off limits too because it conflicts with the liberal ideology.

>>36848993
Fuck off vermin

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>>36849065
Fixed your post for you.

I don't even care for white girls so what you say honesty doesn't bother me. But your vote count seems to bother you.

>>36849127
Excellent post.

Really like this one.

>>36848959
I'll stick to the drink buddy

>>36849114
Nah, we learn it, it's kinda relavent when it comes to understanding crime.

>>36848993
are you a girl?

I like polish girls

>>36849139
Reddit trying to be ironic I see

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Just ate 10 crackers and I think I might go for some more. And I made about 30 bongs a few hours ago
Post waifus

lads... I asked a girl to marry me and have my children.. she said no and has a new boyfriend now...

I want to die. pls send me something to kill myself with.
anyone else drinking?

>>36849104

Mate, you need Vajranya Buddhism, left hand path. Sex, drugs all under a watchful dharma eye. Buddha wont answer prayers, you need a saint/deity/god/demon for that magic

>>36849187
What crackers lad cheese grommit ha ha

>>36849166
Polish girls don't like you (unless you're black)

>>36849187
where all this mad art coming from? love it desu

>>36849206
Listen to the man he's right.

>>36849206
shit...

white men 0 - 1 black men

>>36849205
Proper wanted a pair of those wrong trousers.

W+G are comfy tier.

>>36849066
Same, all I can muster is a shitty dribble of cum and basically no pleasure from orgasm.

>>36848332
oh wow, it's a brioche bun too
it's like a sandwich in a cake

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Decadence in are land

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>>36849191
drinking some North Korean spirit my sister bought when she went there.

No idea what it is but it's pretty nice.

>>36849256
Would you rather have a family of muslims move into your area or a weekly bike ride of these fellas through your area?

>>36849200
>Buddha wont answer prayers

i know lad. im just being silly. From my understanding so far, we are all buddha and independent in our path of life, we are one but separate.

dont know what vajranya buddhism is. im only half way through an introduction book on zen. i do want to get into other buddhism teaching though because i want to learn more about the philosophy while zen is more about the practical.

>>36849285

Its a good road. Have you started sitting daily ?

every sunday night recently I wish I had a load of drinks in so I could get blackout drunk as a way to escape as well as punish myself

>>36849205
Some sea salt ones from Aldi

>>36849212
Gelbooru

Having a "some of you are alright, don't go to school tomorrow" moment.

>>36849324
reaI post

>>36849360
be careful lads, these threads are monitored

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>>36849191
Already had some scotch
Moving onto the cider listening to Church of Misery that someone posted earlier good stuff
Do you really want to marry and have kids and stuff can ever imagine it could work myself it Sunday night what gril gonna let me get wasted they would want me earning Monday morning
Be Nice

>>36849386
Hi Mr GCHQ

>>36849036
Quality stuff lad
I am laffin

>>36849305
nah, not that far into it yet. was gonna give meditation a go after finishing this book, maybe start at 10 mins a day.

>>36849285
went through zen, tibetan and nichiren buddhism due to moving around england. Ended up with jodo buddhism, which rejects meditation in favour of faith. Maybe you'll come to the same conclusion.

how horrible are Sundays lads?

I don't even work/study/go to school anymore and the sense of anxiety and dread is always at an all time high on a Sunday.

I generally feel miserable and bored too.

Anybody else feel this way?

>>36849423
I think if I ever get around to killing myself it'll end up being on a sunday

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>>36849405
Mr GCHQ is a nice man
We are Nice posters here
Be Nice

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some of you elderly folks are alright, don't go to hyde surgery tomorrow

>>36849444
I think those trips are Kevs way to tell you to please not kill yourself.

I've been buying viagra online - it's pretty cheap and nobody would ever know what the package is. I've got my GP to prescribe me a little bit now and I prepay for prescriptions so it's basically free, but I still can't pluck up the courage to take the prescription into a pharmacy

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some of you wrestlers are alright, don't go to the ring tomorrow

I could never get the hang of meditation. Always just fell asleep. It seems whatever memeology I try to use to change my life nothing works, I'm just broke. Its like a fridge trying to learn to swim, in the end its all water under the fridge

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>>36849464
Dr Shipman was a very nice man who ran a nice Drs practice
Be Nice

>>36849489
Just the same
Now I just do progressive relaxation and mindfulness Suffer from chronic fatigue so always tired

>Tfw falling ill
>tfw ill enough to feel tired and exhausted
>but not ill enough to skip the important meeting tomorrow

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Some of your memes are shit, don't come to britfeel tomorrow.

>>36847918
I swear women are socially retarded and it gets worse with wage

>>36849423
Yep. Not been in work or school for over a decade, and it still hits me

At least Heartbeat isn't on anymore

>>36849614

yeah them high paid female lawyers and doctors are so retarded man

>>36849640
>Heartbeat
Fucking hate that golden age everything was great in tolde days meme

The only philosophy you'll ever need lads
https://youtu.be/XjkVgc6gIqk

>>36849489
did you properly look into it though or just read a quick guide on the internet?

if your life is already a mess, meditation wont fix it. meditation is a supplement to help you improve your life, to give you mindfulness to help you cope. meditation can help with stuff like anxiety but it wont give you super powers or some secret knowledge that will make you change your life.

>>36849643
lawschools are filled with girls but i very rarely see female lawyers
the fuck they do after graduating

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Tell me, does Apu hate anime?

have some yume nikki lads. calms the soul.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CsdAazKYcsY

>>36849727
Women love doing degrees then fucking off and getting married before working.

>>36849733
I'm sure apu would love anime, if only he could into computermabob

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>>36849769
apu can into computermabob fine

honest to god seinfeld is the only thing keeping me from killing myself

>>36849746
Makes sense. They need someone to pay those student debts for them, after all.

>>36849614
Mate they never have to learn to do anything themselves, think about it.

>>36849726
just watched videos and guides I don't really know where to start with it. I'm not interested in any spiritual stuff but I liked the sound of meditation as a practice, just couldn't seem to do it properly

>>36849789
>retard choking a waifu
I have found it

>>36849727
Marrying Law graduates they met during their studies

>>36849797
you rewatching or this your first time?
fav episode?

What film should I watch tonight?

Feeling a crime or comedy. Gimme your recs.

>>36849561
I'll be sure to miss seeing your posts on /britfeel/ tomorrow in that case.

>>36849839
rewatching for 3rd time, gymnast is prob my favourite one, season 6 altogether is brilliant

>>36849797
kek when I got my first paycheck at my first job I spent 100 bong on every season of seinfeld

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HOW CAN I MARRY HER?

got bit of a headache as a matter of fact its really bad, reckon a wank would ease it a bit?

>>36849727

They get to 30 years old and then they realise that working themselves to death is a retarded idea.

So they find an equally or more successful man to marry and settle down with to start a family.

cannot fucking stand the company of women desu

wish I didn't have the urge to fuck them

>>36849843
Chunking express
Origiy

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>>36849561
Be Nice
be bury nice

>>36849843
Four Lions, you know to celebrate the french election

Been taking these herbal pills for my dingdong and now i skeet so much it's becoming a bother to fap.

>>36849871
Don't think you need to ask considering the state shes in

>>36849856
kek I remember fapping to the girl who played the gymnast when I first watched that ep

the parking garage will always be my fav though

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I love her so much ;_;
I wish I was with her instead of her boyfriend

>>36849923
sounds like you're just with the wrong women.

>>36849946
North CaroIina?

>>36850001
Yeah he needs to hang out with women (male)

>>36849809
i think it is best to read a book on it, especially one that talks about philosophy in supplement to it.

often it is our way of thinking and state of mind that creates problems, through meditating on a subject with philosophy you create be a new state of mind.

>>36847423
Why are British people such fucking faggots? Lol I swear to god.

>>36849923
same. they have such a spoiled attitude when it comes to fucking anything i just cant stand and smile there like a retard

>>36850015
are you a woman (male)? perhaps I could hang out with you

>>36850046
Would prefer a male (female) friend

>>36850034
Hi
From which country do you hale
Weak b8 foreign m8

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>use an air freshener mummy bought at christmas
>its cinammony and smells like red hots I had as a kid

Anyone else think those ads for Love Island are deliberately promoting miscegenation?

A group of 5 or so obese men in their 20's come together to roleplay as 10-13 year old girls

This is the state of britfeel in waifu hours.

I got to banepost IRL today

> mate texts me asking if Football Manager would run on an old Core2Duo iMac
> I respond
> "It would be very painful"
> "For you"

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>got very drunk last night
>apparently went on a tangent with oneitis about sexy kev

I never stood a chance

>>36850099
That's nice lad, I have a scented candle, smells like wood.

>>36850091
Oi m8 tea an crumpets an me queen m8 oi oi oi jolly ol puff wanker oi me crips and chips and tea ooooiiiiiiii m8y m8

post favourite pornstars

>>36849640
>Heartbeat

Oh god I can still feel the dread knowing that school was the next day.