>be on period >but also horny and want to be penetrated

post bloody tampons

>>36845907
I hate when I get my boiperiod too anon

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>>36845907
Get an IUD and your period will go away.

>>36845907
Boys can't have periods silly go to a doctor

>>36845940
Don't! I got a cyst from that shit.

>want to be penetrated

Eww girls are gross

>>36845940
jesus christ how horrifying. i don't trust any of that shit honestly.

>>36845940
You can get one planted in your arm now. My ex gf did and I always busted inside her

Buy a brown towel. Throw it under your ass to have sex. Most men could care less. Wash and reuse as necessary.

>>36846037
>Most men could care less
i assure you they care and are huge babies about the smell and blood

>>36846037
Thats how its done.

>>36846080
They get used to it over time.

>>36846028
Are you from WI?

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>>36846037
not everyone is as disgusting and desperate as you

>>36845907
Post bloody panties please fembot

>>36846080
You're dating the wrong men.

>>36846080
The smell is really bad sometimes holy fuck......how can u deal with it....

>>36846158
Not everyone is as inexperienced with the female body as you. It does things, women still get horny when they bleed. If you can't handle it, someone else will. Good luck in life.

>>36846240
The Period-cucker strikes yet again saving another Bf from the slave work of having to stick his dick in something that smells of rotting meat.
An true hero

>>36846240
ive been in 5 relationships and had sex with 4 of them
guess im totally inexperienced and will never get "lucky" :((((

kill yourself you degenerate

>>36846233
oh i wasn't blaming them. the only reason i'm not shoving a dildo up there rn is because it smells fucking disgusting

>>36846028
>You can get one planted in your arm now.

That's different. The arm implant is effectively just slowly released birth control pills.

While some IUDs also have hormones in them, there are non-hormonal IUDs. That's what I recommend. Hormonal birth control is fucking nuts. How do people not recognize the significant psychological effects that fucking with your hormones has?

>>36846296
>ive been in 5 relationships
you can't keep a woman by your side and now you brag about it?

>>36846296
Five relationships. Good job, I lost track in highschool. I'm 33, married 9 years, two kids. I watched my daughter rip out of my wife's pussy and my son get cut out of her stomach. If you can't handle a little period blood, you've got a long way to go in life.

>>36845907
>want to be penetrated

i'll do it if you're a 5/10+

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>>36846375
>>36846377
get a load of these roleplayers

>>36846378
no thanks i only want chad

>>36846324
>Hormonal birth control is fucking nuts
>not recognize the significant psychological effects that fucking with your hormones
exactly
I absolutely agree with you. Those effects are definitely underrated.and often sweeped under the rug

>>36846420
i'm chad enough for any girl who's here

>>36846489
You don't decide that for yourself, anon.

>>36846405
It's funny, you think it'd be offensive to say that, but really it just makes people feel bad for you. Is it really that alien to you to think some people have normal lives?

>>36846598
>Is it really that alien to you to think some people have normal lives?

Obviously normies exist but what would they be doing here?

>>36846028
>intrauterine device
>arm
Hmm

>>36846620
to brag about their pathetic life and show how cool they are that they're smashing rotten roastbeef

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>>36846158
Earn your red wings brah!

>>36846233

>tfw sensitive nose
Apparently it's not normal but I'm able to tell when a bitch is bleeding all over the place. I'm as racist as the next anon but jews had the right idea when it comes to menstruation.

>>36846377
One last thing I want to add before abandoning thread to finish getting ready for work. Take the advice I didn't, if you're involved in a c-section, you're going to be holding your wife's hand, she'll be wide awake laying on a table. There will be a curtain up so she can't look down and see her insides pulled out. DON'T LOOK BEHIND THE CURTAIN.

>>36846240

Have you actually had period sex? It's terrible. There's a reason it's called blowjob week. I'd rather fap if she doesn't have the decency to just suck me off.

>>36845907
Your vagina isn't the only place you can get penetrated. Your anus isn't on its period.

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>>36846489
even as a loser shut-in i want a real chad to fuck my period pussy. better luck next time

>>36846699

Kek, it's the weirdest looking thing, like a turkey just sitting there on her abdomen. It was surreal how they were talking to the girl while cutting her open. I would have liked to be a surgeon.

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>>36845907
Id dick you in the shower room, when you're dating each other i think there shouldn't be much to be shy about, a little bit of blood would wash right off while we're doing it

>>36846725
But she's horny doe! It's your job to pleasure your succubus, goy!

>>36846734
never heard of period shits huh. it's for the best i suppose

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>>36845907
Let's turn this into a general meme thread. Post your best shitposts and hitposts and slitposts!

>>36846377
>my son get cut out of her stomach
Is that why you cut off his foreskin? An eye for an eye kind of deal?

>>36846792
>period shits

Yeah, once a month the diarrhea flows. It's like clockwork!

>>36846777
>a little bit of blood
i'm on the first day so expect to fuck strawberry jelly

>>36846037
>could care less.
So they do care? Stupid fucking Americunts.

COULDN'T************

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>>36845907
Hahahahaha!!!

Holy shit I doubt you're actually a woman, this post is too completely unironically funny.

>>36845907
so what, it's only blood. wouldn't stop me from plowing a girl

>>36846853
>could care less.
>So they do care? Stupid fucking Americunts.

No YOU are the stupid one, Eurofool. When one says, "I could care less," it's to emphasize how little one cares. It's like saying "Yeah, I mean I guess I could care even less."

>>36846928
Its not just blood
Its fetid, congealed blood mixed with various chunks of rotting uterine flesh and mucous.

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>>36846377
>I'm tied down in a marriage
>I'm tied down by annoying kids
>I'm aging and my body is showing signs of deterioration
>I'm past my 30s, married with kids and posting on /r9k/
>I'm bragging

Top kek

>>36846971
just do it in the shower then, stop being such a fag.

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>>36846658
>smashing rotten roastbeef
Thanks for systematically murdering my sides

>>36846888
why is it funny if a girly on her period is horny?

nice trips btw

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>>36846937
NOOOO! It's saying that you CAN INFACT CARE LESS THAN YOU ALREADY DO!

If you couldN'T care less then you can not care less. There is no level of caring beyond that point. You fucking retard.
Stop ruining the English language, fat cunt.

thanks for the keks goys. I'm going to go rub one off through a pad and then go to sleep since that's also a delightful thing with periods is you're always tired

bye

>>36846937
Oh and don't call me European.

>>36846971
That cant be worse than doing anal. I side with pro period-sex anons.

>>36847108
You got that from me on brit/pol/! :3

>>36846846
Jelly, jello or liquid, i don't mind being a little nasty
Too bad i live in Northern side of Europe

>>36847060
It's not the fact that she's on her period. It's the combination of the self-awareness that fucking someone on their period is generally considered gross, and the fact that they're aware of their roastie status but unbothered by it to the point that they can post on 4chan about it in a somewhat self-deprecating manner.

Women are rarely ever self-aware or capable of abstract thought on the level necessary to produce actual humor, and thus I doubt they are actually a woman.

periods are gods punishment for having an easy life

and its not even that bad of a punishment

fucking whores

>>36847108
Are you autistic? It's not meant to be taken literally.

Listen to the way it's delivered in spoken language: http://vocaroo.com/i/s0JSIDNIvsoJ

>>36847241
>someone on their period is generally considered gross
its something natural, anon

>aware of their roastie status but unbothered by it
why should she bother?

>unable to produce actual humor, and thus I doubt they are actually a woman
you just gave away that you are khv neet

>>36847262
I can sense your envy. Are you a trap by all means?

>>36847341
>natural

Rotting corpses are natural too. Do you go around fucking those?

Do you fuck poison oak? Your father is natural. Do you fuck him?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uD51cdLbZJc

>>36847170
Ayyy! It's a good Hitchmeme!

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>>36847341
And you just gave away your status as a beta orbiter.

Nice job taking my entire statement out of context and putting words in my mouth too.

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>>36847295
Not meant to be taken literally? Are you on crack?

It's never said in a sarcastic or ironic tone, therefore I and most people who aren't fat retarded shart in marts will take it literally. I couldn't care less about your bullshit rationale. Deport youself.

>>36847241
OP is probably a woman (male), which is why she has the mental capacity to actually be funny while talking about her periods.

>>36847465
>beta orbiter
you got this wrong

>>36847375
your fit is a shining example of your degenerancy
you are actually comparing having sex with a qt girl and fucking corpses or a father

>>36847368
of course im envious of an easy mode life

get off my board

>>36847295
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0JSIDNIvsoJ
Except literally nobody says it like that. I'm American too and we just have to accept that most people here use it the wrong way. It's supposed to be
>I couldn't care less

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>>36847515
Except that you're all autists. The saying is indeed "I could care less". It is said unironically as a sort of challenge, in a way saying "if you think I don't care about it now, then you are in fact wrong and I could actually care a lot less than I currently do".

>>36847556
>get off my board
why should I care about your wishes
this is not your board
also
fuck off for yourself

can you describe what kind of man you want to penetrate you right now?

>>36847594

It's really not though. I'm not even that anon but you're a dipshit.

>>36847594
You're actually wrong
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1CcznIzdnn6

>>36847519
That makes no fucking sense. If they were a mentally ill degenerate, they wouldn't have periods, so then this is just someone RPing. But it was a funny OP regardless.

>>36847619
>It's really not though

It really IS though. You autists just never understood the idiom.

>>36846080
haha why do you date men like that are you obese or something that might explain the smell

>>36847633
Pretty sure you care enough to make a fucking vocaroo about it.

>>36847661

It's not an idiom. You're apparently just incapable of understanding basic speech.

>>36847685
he has a nice voice tho

>>36847564
No, most people here deliver it the wrong way. "I couldn't care less" obviously also works, and I'm sure that was what came first, but then some smart ass thought it'd be funny to say "I could care less" because the reality is if you're even talking about it at all you have to care at least a little.

>>36847594

Are normalfags really smart enough to have such a line of thought like that? I think you're projecting hard and assuming they think the same way as us autists. They say it as a phrase because they heard it on a movie, the individual words are incomprehensible to them, to them it's just a very long single word that means I do not care about thing. The times I've heard it used don't really fit with your explanation at all.

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>>36847685
According to dictionary.com, you're literally a jew

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>>36847594
What? The phrase is supposed to be a snarky way of saying "I don't care."
Saying that you in fact, do care, and can care less makes no sense when you mean that you don't care at all.

>>36847564
>Except literally nobody says it like that.

Hmm, pretty sure he just said it like that.

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>>36847742
Well, I can't deny that you've got me there

>>36847661
You're retarded to the point of comedy. Are you actually joking or not?

>>36847736
No it's like saying, "Hmm I guess if I really tried I could care even less" which is ironic and slightly humorous.

>>36847777
>You're retarded to the point of comedy. Are you actually joking or not?

no u!

**BASED QUADS**

>>36847736
Untruthful statements is one of the pillars of normalfag humor. They never outgrow the xd so randumb phase. It's closely related to nonsensical statements. You give them too much credit if you think it's ironic.

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>>36847777
Quads prove me right. Get out kiddo.

Rule Britannia.

>>36847601
i hope your internet gets aids

>>36847793
What? That literally makes no fucking sense. Why would anybody say this in a sentence? It's not even funny, or a joke.

>>36847793

That implies a kind of neutrality towards the object in question. I usually hear them say something like "well I don't hate thing" With emphasis on the word hate. Going from context they are saying they do not care an all about it but the feeling goes beyond indifference. It's a lot like the other expression they struggle with "same difference" when they mean to say "it's the same thing".

>>36847891
Here is an example of a proper delivery of this idiom, "I could care less.":

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1AvXJxxobCu

>>36845907
>be on period
>be on r9k
get out roastie

>>36847891
>What? That literally makes no fucking sense. Why would anybody say this in a sentence? It's not even funny, or a joke.

See >>36847735
>Etymologists suggest that "I could care less" emerged as a sarcastic variant employing Yiddish humor....

>>36847941
>Etymologists suggest that "I could care less" emerged as a sarcastic variant employing Yiddish humor....
That's possible but I reckon it's just saying "I couldn't care less" wrong. Even if it is supposed to be a sarcastic joke, that isn't how Americans use it, and it wasn't how it was used earlier in the thread when I originally sperged out.

Also, we've successfully derailed this normie roastie thread. Props to you all.

>>36847941
But that quote is still implying that
>I could care less
is a Jewish corruption of the original phrase, and is thus inferior

>>36847917
What does this prove? That wasn't a sarcastic tone it was an apathetic one.

>>36847840
>i hope...
whats with all those "robots" still having hopes
if you still have hopes you are not a robot
fuck off

>>36847939
>get out roastie
how about: no
kys fag

>>36848106
The phrase emphasizes how little one cares by pointing out that there it might be possible to care ever so slightly less. It's like if someone asked you if you were poor and you responded, "Eh, I've got a couple dollars."

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>>36845940
As if that'll always work.

OP, if you too seek the path of the hermit, just buy one of those expensive dildos and have an entire window open in chrome for just porn, it helps.

>seek the path of the hermit

WIZARD MASTER RACE

>>36848256

>As if that'll always work.
Those work quite well but they fuck with your body and the hormones will also mess with your psyche. I can't recommend it.

>>36848355
>the hormones will also mess with your psyche

There are non-hormonal IUDs.

Serious question: Can blood serve as lubricant?

>>36848418
Yup. Very good one at that.

I fucked my gf last week and her period arrived as I was fucking her. Squirted blood over my chest and arms as I bumped that bitch with my cock

>>36848394
I know. I currently have one of those but they aren"t as save.

>>36848418
>Can periodblood serve as lubricant?
Yes.

>>36848238
>if someone asked you if you were poor and you responded, "Eh, I've got a couple dollars."
That's snarky wit, not a phrase.
'I could care less' is never used as you described outside of autistic Yidds from 30 years ago Jewing up the English language.

>>36848551
>'I could care less' is never used as you described outside of autistic Yidds from 30 years ago Jewing up the English language.

I'm white/Persian and use it that way myself all the time.

>>36848418
Until a point. Blood is sticky, and only get more so as it dries.

>>36848139
When used in that way it's more of a generic wishing of ill will towards someone. This is distinct from the hope you are thinking of. It's meant to trigger anxiety the same way those post or ur mom dies images. People believe in the power of spoken or written word so it's a surprisingly effective way to get under someone's skin(colloquialism, not literally).

>>36848706
I'm white/Persian and you're a dumb fag

>>36848706
>white/Persian
pick one

>>36848479

The risk isn't that much higher after the first few weeks. They last longer and are more effective at contraception. If I were a girl I'd get the hormonal kind though. Your kind are always some kind of raging bitch because of hormones, and it must be confusing shifting through the many variants so frequently. At least with stabilization you can stick to just two or three flavors. I experimented with testosterone and a few other AAS and I felt much better. Hormones are a very good thing to mess with.

>>36848751
>it's a surprisingly effective way to get under someone's skin
So you are still hoping for an outcome according to your stated wish.
I'd call that bonafide hoping.

>>36848858
Half and half exists, Persians don't think you're Persian if you're mixed and the same goes for whites. You might as well identify yourself as a halfie at that point

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>American education
>Americans trying their hardest to speak the English language
oh am i laffin

>>36848889
>If I were a girl I'd get the hormonal kind though. Your kind are always some kind of raging bitch because of hormones

that is a real bad suggestion
I had one of those and I'd warn every girl about them and to not use them

>Hormones are a very good thing to mess with.
kek

>>36848921
Only my Grandfather is Persian/Azeri so I look completely white but I mentioned the Persian in me to make clear that I wasn't Jewish.