The r9k House

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>have to dodge a trap orgy just to get into the kitchen every day

>proceed to live in the attic, hoarding military gear and bibles

>get ostracized by everyone despite us all being robots

Ill always get BTFO in groups no matter what. Feels bad

>just watch everything and don't contribute

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Everyone is black, whites can't be robots

Eww the smell is stronk

>>36845821
>just watch everything and don't contribute
but you just did...

do we have a trap rape dungeon?

>forced to wear a gasmak all day because of the debilitating stench of the lazy, unwashed robot roomates.

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>roommate found cum fountain

>M1A2 Abrams parked in garage to appease /k/ommandos.

>Lock myself up underground and abuse LSD and alcohol in order to not shoot up the goddamned place

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Hey, im just gonna leave this here. If there's any spilt milk after i come back, One of you will take the blame. Understood?

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we r ded

I don't enjoy two story houses, only if they were built with really strong material.
Oh well.
Good luck other robots!

>>36845650
>wainting to live in a cardboard box with humans you arent gentically related to
What for?

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> Heavily fortifing the roof with parapits and sandbags, an artillery piece and several crates of ammunition and nuggets.

> Creating a running trench around the property lined with barbed wire

Suffer not the normie to live

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there's always at least one trap hanging around

who wants a blowjob?
Don't cum on my beard

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>>36845650
That'd be pretty wild, at least I think so!

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>>36845650
WHY ARE THE DOORHANDLES STICKY!!!??!

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>Roommates found my cum puppy

Would I be ostracized by robots for drawing mlp comics all day?

I would buy a convertible so we can all cruise through town with the top down blasting happy music :)

>>36845650
GUYS LET'S ORDER PIZZA! who's gonna call and talk to the delivery person? I will buy a pizza for the person that does

Seriously no one wants a blowjob?
Will someone let me at least touch their dick?

can't sleep from randoms yelling how they hate women

>>36848311
Only if you let me blow you. You scratch my back and I'll scratch yours

>>36848242
you gonna read them to me?

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>>36845650
>I stick to the corners and keep to my room, avoiding the flip-flop wearing normies that live with me now

>>36848336
only if you want senpai. they're pretty cute imo

Who the fuck left the freezer open? You owe me a new frozen pizza. Also whose turn is it to clean the bathroom?

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after seeing someone post a cum rag swimsuit here i don't think i could even imagine the smell without being ill

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>>36845650
(pic related) is me if this were the truth

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>>36848272
HERRO DIS DOMINO CAN I TAK YOR ORDAR PREEESE
>h..hello, so..rry Chee
HERRO IS ARRY WON THERE PRESE?!
>y...yes coul
SPREAK UP MADAM PRESE
>n..no I'm not a girl I ju..ust dress like.
FUCKIN PRANK CRAWL, *unintelligible chink speak.
*Slams phone down

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I'll just hide in the toilet until this whole thing blows over.

I'M CALLING THE ANIMAL CONTROL!

WTF'S THIS??

Fembots ain't gonna last long with all these edgy 16 year olds

>>36848349
it would be comfy if you have them on a projector and read them

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Ok who used my thigh high socks to masturbate in again? I specifically said NOT to use them, these are nice fucking socks. Get your own damn cum socks.

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>>36845650
Look, as long as I have my study then I'll be happy. Everyone can come in as long as nobody makes a fucking mess. I'll mostly be playing classical and rock. That's it.

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I'd be ostracized by robots for having browsed /mu/ once

I hope the internet connection is good
I will use all of it to download my animus

im a tranny so im getting out right away

this house probably has lots of disgusting cum smell from masturbating.

>claim room
>lock door
>jackhammer through floor and foundation
>dig bunker

I'm gonna crawl inside the crawlspaces and hiss at anybody that tries to coax me out of there.
Will leave at night to scavenge food.

>>36848484
>848484
Like, in the room the toilet is in, or inside the toilet itself?

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>changes the wifi password

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>Chad lives in r9k house
>start to copy Chad's habits
>one by one we all become chad
>house becomes Chad house
>bang all the roasties that step foot in our house

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>>36849264
>wanting to be chad
no

>>36845783
>>proceed to live in the attic, hoarding military gear and bibles

Hey can I stay with you I just wanna keep my keyboards and military surplus safe

Someone should just burn the house and watch the world avg iq go up by like 10 points or something

>>36845740
If you think that is bad, get off of this board.

Also where them fembots at do we have that or not?

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>>36849246
>To use the wifi, they have to enter the new pass: IWantYummyCummsiesInMyTummsies

>>36845650
>tfw I am become normie destroyer of robots

>>36849131

>Capable of physical labour

You will be REEEEEE'd off the property forthwith.

>>36845650
I'd move nextdoor to a different house with less roaties, fags, and normies.

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>ywn live with a bunch of fellow neets and play vidya 20 hours a day with

>>36845650
As if our lawn would be that well-manicured.

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Can someone go out and get some chocolate milk? The cashier at the shop is pretty and it makes me too nervous.