Shit nu-males love

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>>36843703
>Not liking coffee or beer

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cock
dildos
feminism
rich black people
>>36843738
Are you fucking serious? Beer is for weak men. This is not 1950s where it was paradise and a man could relax. We are facing genocide.

You have to be at your best or you are just a disgrace!

>>36843703
What's wrong with backpacking

>>36843703
I only like Bernie Sanders as a meme and coffee when it's only warm with 4 packets of sugar in it.

Am I in the clear?

Remember when nu-males were just hipsters, and politics was a secondary thing? I miss the 2000s.

>>36843774
Its not so much backpacking.

For instance, OP listed avacados... I eat avacados because its healthy. Nu males eat avacados because it tastes good.

Its a difference of motive and respect. I respect the outdoors so I can go backpacking or piss in the woods free of shame.

However the nu male uses the same back pack to store his faggy shit, selfie stick, dildo, charger, fluffy pillow, xanax, whatever.

The only thing on that list I have/like is my beard. But everyone assumes I must be a hipster nu-male and enjoy those other things.
I don't.

Beards are for the lazy neckbeards like me. Nu-males need to stop appropiating them.

>>36843738
>drinking liters of beer when you could get drunk quicker with vodka

only neo-guys complain about nu-males

>>36843774
There's nothing wrong with liking any of these things individually (well, except for maybe that old cuck Bernie).

But if you like them all at once, you're almost certainly a nu-male.

>>36843770
*sigh*

Listen, sweetie. The whole white nationalist shtick was edgy and worth a chuckle for the first few months, but now you're just embarrassing yourself. Ya dig? Cool :]

>>36843703
>backpacking
Backpacking is pretty cool to be honest.

Much more masculine than staying indoors to watch cartoons or post on 4chan, like I guess 80+% of the users of this board spend their lives doing.

>>36843703

love how you make fun of him

i mean, it's like this board is full of people that go out and just hunt and are true alpha rugged males

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>>36843770
>You have to be at your best

I bet you are a fat basement-dweller.

>>36843808
>drinking vodka when you could be drinking rubbing alcohol
Pussies.

>>36843826
Bernie looks like a sweet old grandpa though.
Him being cucked was sad.

>>36843703
Alt-right shit.

>>36843859
Yikes! Duder you really need to work on your delivery. You'll never convince anyone or even mildly offend them typing like that. Trust me, you have to adopt their manner of typing to make any sort of impression.

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I never understood the hate for good drinks. I love beer, wine, and whiskey. It might not be the coolest drink there is but I drink alone anyway. Normalfags can go fuck themselves if they don't like it.

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>>36843770
>You have to be at your best or you are just a disgrace
What the fuck are you doing here then?

>>36843703
retro style artwork of themselves with thicc-rimmed glasses

asian wives/girlfriends

Red wings lads

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>>36843888
> I bet you are a fat basement-dweller.
Try tunnel dweller.

S.T.A.L.K.E.R

I'm ready. I can be anywhere anytime and operate in over 300 different ways, and that's just with my bare hands.

>>36843805

>people who eat things because they taste good should be ostracized

Lmao

>>36843703
I need coffee to focus because I have severe adhd you normie

Coffee is a normie meme. True patricians sleep between 5am and 2pm to remain vigilant throughout the night and use energy drinks if they have to be up for any reason in that time period.

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>>36843805
>eat avocados because they taste good
My sides. This is the best post I've seen since the post on /v/ calling fun a buzzword.

>>36843859
>Trying too tard to sweetie post.

Nothing wrong with any of those things. I'm far from a "nu-male". Fuck off.

Fascists are just another sub-culture of brainlets that needs to be eliminated. No different than nu-males and other kinds of weak men.

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>>36843805

>eating things because they taste good is disrespectful

I'm surprised we made it this far without listing menthol cigarettes.

>>36843703
>>36843861

This.

At any given point, this board is filled with "feminine penises", but yes let's make fun of the guys who have beards and have feminist girlfriend(female).

>>36843939
Also this. Alt-right is just the gay atheist tranny right wing.

>>36843805
>I eat avacados because its healthy. Nu males eat avacados because it tastes good.
do you even listen to yourself?

>>36843787
You're still here boyo wake the fuck up

>>36843805
>Nu males eat avacados because it tastes good.
How did it actually seems like a good idea to post this? Can you please update us with your thought process, and how you currently feel about this statement?

>>36846797
In my experience, the only people I see who smoke menthol are actual niggers, wiggers and drug addicts
Nu-males love smoking pipes and organic, addictive-free cigs like Nat Sherman though

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>>36844232
> Try tunnel dweller

TRY TUNNEL SNAKE

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>>36843805
>Nu males eat avacados because it tastes good.

>>36843805
First time I read this post I had no problems with it.

After reading the responds I am fucking dying.

> I eat avacados because its healthy. Nu males eat avacados because it tastes good.

fucking kek

>>36843808
Vodka tastes like gasoline.
Brandy is the redpilled drink for gentlesirs on a budget

>>36843805
You are the nu male

>>36847268
Drink whiskey you fucking faggot

>>36847325
Too expensive. Don't ever fucking call me a faggot again, I won't hesitate to throw you through a fucking window

>>36847346
Lol. You poor ass faggot.

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>>36847387
I told you not to FUCKING call me that

>>36847268
>brandy
That's a funny way to write rum

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>>36843703
>neck beard and mustache
>eat avocados regularly (usually as guacamole)
>support local craft beer breweries
>enjoy roasting my own coffee and have a espresso machine
Am I nu-male

>>36847484
no, OP is just triggered because he can't grow a beard and a muscular bearded man is probably fucking his oneitis on regularly

>>36843703
>coffee
if you don't drink your coffee black, you aren't drinking coffee. you're drinking a fucking caffeinated milkshake.

>>36847550
whataburger is doing actual coffee milkshakes though,
they are pretty good .

>>36847268
>Vodka tastes like gasoline.
Kek no, it's pretty good.
For a long time I've only had wodka with cola.
Recently I've drunk it straight or flat or how normies call that shit.
Was a lot better.
Not even Russian

>>36843703
I have a beard, I drink beer and I like coffee, but I'm right wing and lift since 4 years.

>>36843703
>raised by single-mom or by dad who didn't have the common courtesy to beat him once in a while
>never played a team-sport
>not a disguting neet who has embraced roasty-toasty doctrine
prest, you're a nu-male

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>>36843805
i hope you were baiting with this post lad

>>36846629
>t. nu-male

Beards are to men what makeup is to women

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>>36843770
There is no white genocide. Stop believing in this dumb meme. The white population the US is still over 50%

Isn't it spelled avocados.
Having a berenstein moment right now.

>>36849847
We must keep fighting untill it's 100% in all western countries.

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>>36843805

>I eat avacados because its healthy. Nu males eat avacados because it tastes good.

You cant be serious

>>36843703

The worst thing about this shit is the normalisation of 330ml cans of beer. That's fucking unacceptable and it needs to be boycotted

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>>36843805
>I eat avacados because its healthy. Nu males eat avacados because it tastes good.

autsim

>>36847443

Rum tastes like ass, and it rhymes with cum. Basically it's the gayest spirit. Bourbon is best. It's actually made here so you get nice quality stuff for cheap.

Gin is a close second but it can be sneaky. Burnett's makes some of the best gin yet is the cheapest. Peegrams a bland shit, Pussy Eater, Shitadelle, a few others I only know by bottle and not name are meh. Does that mean cheap is better? I tried Nude Assterdamn because cheap and it was the worst of them all, at least the others could go down without making a face.

>>36847691

How do you decide if a vodka is good or not? I tried Aristocrat, Smirnoff and GayGoose. They all seemed to be about equal quality but very different prices. At least Stoli has a slightly different texture, but it still tastes the same.

Why do you care about what another man does?

It makes it easier to track alcohol intake. A 10% double IPA hits way harder than a 4% pils

>>36843703
If good coffee and flannels make me a nu-male, then so be it.

>>36843703
I think it depends more on the type of beard you have not just having beards in general

>>36847550
Caffeinated milkshakes sound good though. Mocha smoothies and milkshakes are comfy.

>>36850259
The /pol/ branch of the alt-right is a byproduct of insecurity. They hate "nu males" because they don't like modern men, they hate "tyrones" because the black kids made jokes about them on the bus, they don't like "Chad" because Chad fucked their oneitis...etc etc. Its bitterness and resentment as an ideology.

>>36843703

>he's pretending being alt right isn't nu-male!

There's nothing more shameful than an omega conservative who thinks he isn't just as shameful as a bearded vegan hipster.

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>beards
how?

>craft beer
in burgerland you either drink craft or drink piss

>Bernie Sanders
better than Trump/Shillary

>Avacados
Yeah that's true

>Backpacking
No

>Coffee
You misspelled "energy drinks"

Also, something that actually belongs on the list:
>4chan

2/10 here's a (you).

they like those moustaches from the 20's.

They like looking manly while being feminine.

They tend to like things that most people don't know about.

>>36843703
Hey guys, I think I'm a nu-male.

I enjoy beer(quit liquor), I drink coffee every morning, I enjoy avocados, usually in the form of guacamole. I'm going kayak fishing with some friends. I enjoy hiking. I've worn flannel.
Here's the kicker:
I'm going for an IT degree.

I enjoy the outdoor casually. I cannot afford to drop out and live in a cabin. I want to work IT.

Does this make me a nu-male? Somehow inauthentic?

>>36850713

You're a numale for responding earnestly to this thread.

>>36850713
It all depends on what kind of IT. Network engineering or database admin? You're fine. Meme-language devops or web development? Definite numale

>>36850713
All you need now is some lumber jack attire.
Drink small batch craft beer.
Suck some dicks while presenting homosexually and try hard yourself as a wood's man from the 1920's and you're all set.

>>36850529
>bringing politics into something that has no relation to the topic

>comic books
>programming
>>36847346
whiskey is like 8 bucks a fifth dude. wtf. are you insane?
>>36845969
>not using speed instead
its like you never wanna be erdos level big boy

>>36850938
the nu male shit as far as I know came from /pol/

>>36850938
They can't help it. They come on 4chan to whine about /pol/ because they saw a screenshot of someone saying something rude. They can't figure out how to get on that board so they just bitch wherever they wind up because "4chan layout is so confusing".

>>36850938

> being so insufferable you think numale isn't objectively /pol/

>>36850996

>autism - the post

It's hilarious how omegas from /pol/ are so lacking in self awareness that they actually believe they aren't pathetic numales.

>>36850844
I have A+ and Net+ I'm working on CCNA now. I was told CCNA would be enough to get me in, then to pursue CCNA Security or CCDA.

I have used windows server and active directory, but I don't have any certs in that. I'm willing to do either. I really need a job.

>>36850879
You're right. I might as well lean into it.

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>>36843703
>live in maine
>flannel shit is cheap from ll bean
>it's cold most of the time and beard help keeps face warm
>so many craft beer breweries in this state it's cheaper to buy them than import.
>tfw everyone just assumes you are a hipster nu male faggot

>>36851095
>omegas
hey why are you dragging us into this?

>>36850938
See what I mean, The clueless piece of shit thinks we're on /pol/ right now.

>>36851095
I know le funny maymay frog is posted here a lot, but /pol/ stole it from us. There are different boards on this site. Just go back to whatever tumblreddit you came from and leave us to shitpost in peace.

>>36847484
yes, you are actually senpai

>>36843703
define craft beer

>>36851486
It's beer you craft yourself. The benefit is you don't have to use bottles. You can use plastic bags or bowls

>>36843703
/pol/ pls go
I wish I had a qt barista girl to backpack with.

>>36851365

If you're alt right, you're objectively an omega male.

>>36851369

>posting entry level numale gibberish like this and expecting it to work.

Fuck off.

>>36851486
It's mostly a marketing buzzword but it's used to distinguish hipster beer from the kind of old and black people like such as malt liquor and the various metoos; buds, coronas, and millers. Typically craft beer are ales but there's a few lagers. They just have more barley as compared to the macrobrews which use rice and corn to make a lighter beer.

>>36851557

Funny you mention bags because that is something I've been playing around with. Box wines are doing great and it's time beer had a similar option. PET bottles with the addition of a gas barrier layer is a nice start but consumer attitudes seem overwhelmingly against plastic even if it is better than glass in every way. If we find a solution to put beer in bags that's different enough they might accept it, patents would be easier to get, and there would be a lot more flexibility as far as sizes go. Carbonation is what makes it tricky but there's got to be a trick that will make it work. We have the 2 and 4 quart growlers but it's not ideal. Normal bottles for beer only go up to 750ml. We need 1, 3 and 5L packaging solutions. When I crack it I'm going to become a millionaire.

>>36851861
I'll try your way then.

Umm like go away shitlord, you are appropriating robot culture by viewing us as a product and not a distinct group of people with feelings and shit. You don't belong here and are really triggering me with your continuous assaults and trying to stereotype us all as /pol/s. You can't profile us like that just because we happen to share the same website. There's also an /lgbt/ and homos are very good people but they aren't nazis.

Is that more to your liking? I don't care, I just want you to leave.

>>36852121

>posting an entire rant of painfully unfunny shit that only goes to prove how new, autistic, and numale you are

Stay the fuck off my board.

>>36843703
mixology
travel
living in shipping containers

>>36852275
I do though, that's why I'm here on my board for autistic 'numales'. Go bad to your feminist hairy armpit pussy licking rebbit instead of raiding us all the fucking time.

>>36847484

desu if the world went tits up, I'd definitely want a nu male in my bunker for beer supply.

>>36843703
>backpacking
>craft beer
>coffee

You're just mad because you're a neet

I drink coffee first thing to wake me up.
I drink shitty lager but would settle for a craft beer if I'm drinking socially.
No facial hair.
I like guacamole with Mexican food.
I often wear a backpack because it's convenient.
Bernie was well-meaning.

Am I a nu male or am I safe?

>>36843805
this is a fantastic post

>>36850844
So numales are the ones who are paid twice as much and have better job security? Sounds like sour grapes desu

who fucking CARES, like anyone exactly fits this archetype you pulled out of your ass so you can call people who disagree with you a new epic name.
you like craft beer heheh you must be le cuckold democrat numale XDDD. just fuck off to /pol/.

>>36843738
Tea > Coffee
Screwdrivers > Beer

>>36843703
Avocados are high in potassium. Actually, much more than bananas.

In case you're retarded, your neural system needs it for communication.

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>>36843805

>I eat avacados because its healthy. Nu males eat avacados because it tastes good.

>>36853671
can't wait til the second web bubble bursts and you fuckers are all out of a job

>>36853922
That won't stop devops from eating traditional IT, and client-side stuff isn't going anywhere.

>>36853953
that's fine I guess
I just want to line the smug web fuckers up atainst the wall

>>36843805
>I eat [X] because its healthy
Hello numale

>>36853981
They've tricked companies into paying them a lot for baby stuff, they have every right to be smug

If you were smart you'd join them

>>36854029
to intelegent too learn css or jquery

Web design

>not just mixing vodka with coke or some other soft drink
kek, why are you trying so hard to look cool and edgy?

>>36843738
>>36843808
Cheap wine is where it's at boys. Get's you drunk faster than beer, less likely to make you vomit, and you can keep drinking it while talking to people, unlike vodka.

>>36854153
>i'll have a jack and coke
t. a boring retard

>>36843703
dont shit talk avacados

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>>36847418
was about to call you an edgelord fag but this made me kek

>>36854212
>"I'll have a whiskey straight"
t. most manliest man in the world (actually really insecure about his masculinity)
No I start out with beer and then later on in the evening I might switch over to other shit.

Rum is the real nu-male drink though, lets be honest here.

>>36854153
Vodka is shit for soda mixers, it's only good for shots.

>>36854156
You my homeboy
I'm more of a beer drinker if I had my way but I usually drink wine because it's so much cheaper and doesn't need to be some autistically specific serving temperature depending on style. $3 for a fifth of 13% delicious red at stores compared to $2-6/12oz of beer. The box stuff is maybe a few cents cheaper but I have plenty of bags saved up already and enjoy the ritual of deflowering a new bottle each time. True ascension is when you make your own shit. I got 6 gallons of cabernet sauvignon for $45 last big sale. It was on par with the $10 bottles too. You just can't beat the diy approach. Bottling is a bitch but put it in a keg and there is no problem, you just have to be careful to keep it from getting carbonated. I dropped a little baggy of oak cubes in there and let it develop a few weeks. None of that age it for 69 years crap.

This is my kind of hobby. Throw a bunch of shit in a bucket and come back when you feel like it for a nice drunk.

>>36854399

Cool meme,but whiskey is always going to be a thing. I agree with you on rum though, can't stand the stuff.

>>36843703
/pol/tard absolutely

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>>36854302
Came here to orignially postt this

>>36849847
It was a lot higher 50 years ago.