how do i stop thinking about wanting a girlfriend all the time?

You can't. It's our curse, familia.

go fuck yourself . thank you come again

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Get an imaginary one, like me

>>36842406
Get a girlfriend I guess.

>>36842406
By getting a girlfriend.

>>36842406
have you tried using a persona

>>36842406

You can't. It's inherent in your psyche as a member of the male sex to desire female companionship. Barring a complete mental breakdown to the point of insanity (even this option isn't a guarantee), you are stuck with this feeling until you die.

>>36842406
expand your mind beyond
>muh pp needs touch
find gratification or validation of your existence beyond petty shit.
i have faith in you, anon.

>>36842406
You could get a girlfriend.

>>36843105
This is a meme, I never worry about a gf. Just stop being a pussy

>>36842406

Couldn't tell you OP. I'm 33 and an everythingless virgin, and the last 4 years or so the urge had finally left. But now all the sudden it has returned with a vengeance and every moment is suffering.

You should probably kill yourself, like I'm going to probably do.

>>36843232
hang on. i dont think you will kys unless its slow and painful.
if you do record it. if not stay here and post with me.

>>36842406
Castration. You'll never go through witht it though because you're real problem lies within in your brain.

>>36843196

It isn't a meme. There definitely is something hard-coded in the human psyche to want to find a mate. I didn't say that you should allow it to rule your life and make you miserable. I just think it is fruitless to try get rid of that desire. You can only cope with it, and maybe find some semblance of happiness. But let's be honest here. The number of men who can live happy without a partner is very rare.

>>36842406
In order to remove the dissonance you either need to:

>Not want a girlfriend any more
>Accept that you don't have one and be ok with it
>Get a girlfriend

Those are literally the only things you can do.

>>36842406
Leave this miserable place

>>36842406
Just get married then you dont have to worry about getting a gf well unless you want a side piece of meat

>>36843232
Lmao 33 virgin? I'm 33 Jesus man I've been married for 10 years how do you turds even manage to do this haha wtf

>>36842406
If you haven't realized by time you're not underagedB& that relationships aren't some magical thing that makes your life perfect then there's no helping you.

>>36842406
Dude go on Grindr it is 100% chance to get laid or hell even get in a relationship if you like girls (boys) I'm a 28 yo NEET and I had a girl (guy) pick me up and suck me off in his car and buy me McDondalds after. I'm not even that gay and it works great

>>36843416
>how do you turds even manage to do this haha wtf

It's pretty easy, I just never had sex with anybody

>>36842406
You will never get a gf so my advice is become someones gf start HRT and let real men bottom you out like the little slut you are

I'll be ur gf OP! ^.^

>>36843457
Are you a NEET? wtf do you do for work? Sucks you dont have any friends to hook you up

>>36843481
Faggot RPING and using shitcons KYS fuck boi

>>36842406
>>36842406
When stop needing a girlfriend you will get one. That is how it works. Girls smell desperation from a mile maybe even 2 miles away.

fap more. Daily dose of fap keeps unpleasent feelings away

>>36843485

Not a NEET; I'm an IT manager. I have a fair number of friends but we don't really talk about girls all that much. Especially these days as they're all married and raising kids.

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>>36843509
Awwww don't be like that!! :3 silly anon

>>36843583
Are you a trap? or a fembot?

>>36843583
Are you a woman (man) or actual fembot?

>>36843531
None of them will hook you up with a friend? I helped get a few my hopeless friends get gfs and even got a 34 yo NEET to get a job

>>36843583
Post proof if you are a fembot and not a man I'll orbit you and you buy you nice things

>>36843621
>>36843605
STOP FUCKING REPLYING YOU DIPSHITS

>>36843583
Well then. Any chance you'd date someone ITT?

>>36843583
Nice boobies regardless of gender.
If male, you'd be the second guy with gyno wearing a Marvel shirt with nice tits that I've seen.

If female you can continue posting on my board if you keep showing your worth.

>>36843583
Is 33 to old for you?

>>36843583
Here comes 200 yous you filthy whore

>>36843647

You seem like a good dude to be friends with. I'm sure if I asked my friends explicitly, they would try their best. But I won't.

>>36843583
Who are you? Keep posting I'll be your bf even if you have a feminine penis

What works for me is being as realistic as possible about what having a gf takes. Don't just think about the happy ending where you have a qt loyal gf, consider your own attractiveness and how much harder it will be for you to compete against chads, consider all the rejections, flakes, cheating, heartbreak, and things that could go really wrong like catching stds.

>>36842406
Practice meditation to learn how to reduce the momentum of unwanted thoughts.

>>36843522
This hasn't been true for me though. But that's probably because I don't interact with people much.

>>36843123
this, your brain is a muscle you have to train it

>>36843736
Do you want a gf or not care so much? I know a few guys who like being alone but do pay money for hookers you seem alright except the suicide shit though

>>36843583
Where did you go I love you! Be my gf or bf !!

>>36843583
Why do you feel the need to attention whore and obtain betas? All you will do is end up destroying whats left of them I hate people like you

>>36843583
Nice tits are you taking HRT?

>>36842406
Women are a suppliment to life not your entire fucking life

>>36843481
Be my gf please?

>>36843664
Shes mine faggot fuck off

>>36843583
Hi femanon continue please

>>36843784

It's fine when I don't care. But every once in a while I'll meet someone who I would love to get to know better and be around. At my age all these women are either married or in a long term relationship, or have kids (which is not something I am interested in entangling myself in). Right now a person likes that exists and I feel oppressed every moment I'm awake.

Thank you for your concern, incidentally.

>>36843583
Trap detected you have the fingers of a man but I would still fuck you

>>36843583
This would be better if your shirt was off I could at least fap I have a feeling you might have a penis though..

That one picture of a possible female has tons of reply I hate this board these days

>>36843583
Just hurry up and show dick you faggot

>>36843960
It's also that the person seems nice and cute and wears a nerd shirt. Many fembots are very bitter and boring.

>>36843668
Sorry, anon. I didn't think anyone would actually be interested. I just like shit posting. I did meet my current boyfriend of 2 years on 4chan though so there's hope for you.

>>36843695
Thanks man. I'll probably stick to lurking.

>>36843698
I'm 21, so yes. But I've dated guys that are 6-8 years older than me

>>36843822
Sorry. I'll be your friend? You can suggest me comics and tell me about your day?

>>36843893
I have short stubby fingers and I fucked them up one day when I smashed a tv with a hammer. I promise I'm a girl but it's okay if you don't believe me. :3333

>>36843989
I'm pretty boring but I'm not bitter. I love all of you anons.

and now that the funeral is over