wtf I hate samurai jack now

He is only bringing her danger, he should stick with being alone
They always go after the ones you love

>>36839657
Exactly. Now they got eachothers backs for awkward hand touches when they're fisting.

>>36839641
Saw this coming a mile away. Still not really sure how I feel about it but I'm sure they'll have fugged by the beginning of the next episode so whatever

>>36839641
Wait a second.
Isn't jack 70-80 something now an ashi is 16ish?

>>36840152
physically he hasn't aged due to a "time travel effect". but yes, he's been around.

>>36839641
>implying you didn't see this coming from the first episode

I'm behind...
thanks for the spoiler cunt.

>>36839641
Seriously, is there one decent show/movie/book that doesn't get ruined by an unnecessary love interest? So annoying

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>>36841592
Remember what the jews did to The Hobbit

>>36841592
>>36839657
This

I liked it better when it was just samurai Jack not ashi feat jack the beta

Genndy should do the right thing and kill off ashi

He will have to make a choice I think. Genndy is a genius desu imo it accurately depicts the choice of the afterlife. I wonder how he will handle it though

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>>36841592
John Wick 1/2. Topnotch action. One of the few movies that doesn't do shakycam/ a million angle changes/second, so you can enjoy the action. And has no shitty love interest sideplot with a roastie.

Also the new Planet of the Apes movies have no roastie love interest, if I remember right.

>>36841918

In the second movie Caesar has a family, but that's kinda just pre established and the wife is barely a character, just there so we can have Caesar's son.

Also Franco had that Indian chick in the first movie

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>>36839641
What the fuck did you think their budding relationship was going to lead to? Did you honestly not see this coming? I knew from the moment that he started carrying her in episode 4 of this season that they'd eventually fuck. How dense can you possibly be?

Unlike you, Jack has actually done something good with his life and deserves to have women fuck him.

>>36842095
Expecting Jack and Ashi to fall in love is like expecting Jack to kill Aku and go back to the past.

>>36842095
>Jack has actually done something good with his life and deserves to have women fuck him
>deserves
You don't belong here white knight/roastie.

Anyways I personally was surprised that the mad man actually wrote them to hook up as love interests since Ashi is mentally a 5 year old and Jack is mentally a 75 year old. I would have expected him to shy away out of pissing off the Tumblr audiences crying pedophilia but the mad man actually did it.

>>36840152
>>36840431
Unless Samurai Jack takes place in California or Texas, I think he'll be fine.

I am not a fan of love interests in shows/movies but he does kinda deserve it.

Just as long as they do the ending good, that's all that matters.

>>36839641
It felt like the some of the scenes at the end went missing and the rest were accidentally set on shuffle

tumblr is rioting over this example of heteronormative love lads, be careful out there

Samurai "murder her family and give her the dick"

>>36842785
I was expecting Jack and Ashi to lean over to the ground while making out and for the credits to roll after that.

all the hype for a TYPICAL love story.

>of all the love songs they could have used

Jack is no longer pure.

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>Feel sad during OG Samurai Jack because he never gets a GF
>Feel like I'm much less of a man than Jack
>If he can't then what hope do I have?
>Ashi enters and I think she's sexy
>Despite her original seething hatred, Jack wins her over
>Jack finally has sex after at least 70 years of being a virgin
>Gives me hope that I can still find love

I thought their love was cute. The fact that tumblr is triggered into oblivion about this is the icing on the cake. I'm happy for Jack, and fine with the development of the relationship.

>jack travels back and undoes ashi's existence by killing aku
nice fucking writing

>>36844516

>if you love me you have to let me go

>>36844423
It made me upset and uncomfortable to see such overt displays of affection, especially since Jack was always a show free from romance. I thought I had an escape from the crushing reality that I will always be alone but they paraded this fact in my face.

>>36844516
>he didn't see the "Lets work to salvage this world as king and queen" twist coming since episode one

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It never fails to surprise me how offended people get when TV shows depict the characters giving or receiving tender love. Those same people won't bat an eye if the show has over the top gore though. The double standard disgusts me.

What kind of world do we live in where violence against others is acceptable, but loving them is offensive?

>>36844423
>Jack finally has sex after at least 70 years of being a virgin
I doubt he went 70 years with being a virgin. Probably during the initial run he could have been a virgin since he stuck to Bushido and Buddhist discipline but since he fell away from the path after his sword got lost I wouldn't be surprised if he hooked up with a sexy alien lady.

>>36842478
>Jack is mentally a 75 year old
He's chronologically 75. Nothing suggests he's aged mentally.

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>>36845395
>people still forget about BALLS DEEP, SAMURAI