reasons to be fat

>>36839306
There are no reasons. It's harder to save you and gunshots rely on tissue damage. You'll die just as quick

2. You're gonna die sooner

>>36839306
>Incorporated cushion on your ass for sitting comfortably anywhere
>Resistant to famine
>Belly works as a table when sitting down (skellies can't even imagine how convenient it is lmao)
>Chubby chaser gfs
>Body positivity movement
>Everyone gives you food

Being fat is great.
t. 6'1" 378lbs

>>36839306
Besides being extremely unhealthy, all the fat makes it difficult to examination in case you have appendicitis or similar

>>36839306
You may survive the bullet but the stress will give you a heart attack. I'd prefer the bullet, anon.

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>>36839306
5 XL shirt and small shirt cost the same so you get to cuck normams by getting more for your $$$

>>36839306
3. Tiny dick.


Veeeryyyy original.

4. People are now very accepting of how much more pain you have been dealt with in life that they don't fat shame as much anymore

kill yourself you fat slob

oh wait you're already doing that, carry on

>>36839306
You're a bigger target and you can't move very fast. So I'd say there is a bigger chance.