what's your major malfunction /r9k/

someone deleted system32 in my brain

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All my problems are more or less catch 22

there's no escape

I don't talk to strangers because that's what I was taught as a kid.
Now that I'm an adult, I'm a stranger and nobody talks to me.

>>36838376
>All my problems are more or less catch 22

what does that mean, english is not my first language

>>36838396
In the 1961 novel "Catch-22", airmen who were crazy were not obliged to fly missions, but anyone who applied to stop flying was showing a rational concern for his safety and was, therefore, sane and had to fly.

Guess it would be fitting in

>>36838423
lel thats funny

>>36838396
Basically contradicting stuff
Like when you need experience to find a job but can't have experience without getting a job.

oversensitivity + inability to express myself in a way that reflects my inner self

I'm extremely emotional but put up a thousand walls so people think I'm an emotionless psychopath

this is a terrible hell

When i was five i was bitten on the dick by a spider and every night since i have had dreams of a spider like humanoid who tells me what to do.

>>36838232
Tf you mean "malfunction"

what happens if i binge on anti depression pills

>>36838519
Yes this. I'm probably autistic. I feel like I can think normally, but when I try to bring the thoughts out It just comes out wrong and I sound retarded. Just can't articulate myself properly

>>36838498
oh right cheers

>>36838232
Sauce ? And did he died ?

>>36838391
People are strange
when you are a stranger

I feel inferior to other people and am afraid that talking to someone will annoy them and make them hate me even more.
So I almost never talk to anyone and am always alone.

>>36838696
Can I ask for how many months /year you have been in solitude .Are you adapted to that kind of environment.l because I have also decided to this lifestyle for the next decade.

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alcoholism

Been in an out of rehab several times and i've been hospitalized like a dozen times because of alcohol

It all started when I started orbiting this evil qtp2t girl and i fell in love with her. she treated me like shit and destroyed my self-worth. i stopped orbiting her to see how she would react if i just cut myself off from her.
I started feeling like shit and discovered alcohol. pretty much stayed drunk 24/7 for a couple years

why would a girl lead a guy on for 2 years? why would i fall for that? i was so stupid. everyday i kept thinking i might have a chance with her

she's dating bad-boy Chad now and i'm a fat recovering alcoholic with no friends, no job, no car. I feel like a 25 year old curmudgeon. i feel like i've aged 30 years in just 3 years.

life is a shit sandwich, robots, and everyday i've gotta take a bite.

>>36838232
being social and being a functioning human.

I don't know, but there is definitely a glitch in my head.

>>36838752
About 6 years. Since I went to uni I lost contact to the few people I talked in school and I barely talk to my parents.
No I am not adapted to it and it's aweful. I don't know why anyone would do it voluntarily

Social anxiety. I cant go to the grocery store without sweating like a pig because I fear the cashier judging my choices of food

>>36838615
I've done that. It won't kill you, it just really hurts.

>>36838556
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tD4q3leE5Uw

tis

>>36838232
Have hated humans as a species since 5 or 6 years old. I am now 27 and feel the murder fantasies are becoming all too real

>>36839353
damn that sucks bro