fembot here, why do most r9k guys or whatever go for absolute

>People are hypocrites
Wow stunning revelation there.

>>36835738
wow, what an eye-opener thank you anon :d

>>36835697
I don't go for anyone, because I'm too scared of rejection.

>>36835760
the right person will come along soon and they'll remind you that there's nothing to be afraid of :3

>>36835697
Does being a fembot mean you are ugly or just socially inept. It probably has to do with them being more attracted to the the girls . Also moe is the most robot character on tv

>>36835801
i've been called cute before, but eye is in the beauty of the beholder. i get nervous in social situations, but nothing too crazy

>>36835830
You know people who admit to using r9k in real life .

>>36835697
>fembot here
please be in Brisbane

>>36835913
sorry, i've been up all night and my brains fuzzy and i do not know what you mean, if you're asking if i know people irl that use /rpk openly, the answer is no

>>36835925
sadly not:(

>>36835697
Tits or GTFO "young lady".

>>36835697
why do people still fall for this bait op is a man larping and on the slight chance it is a woman she is just an attention whore

>>36835697
>a girl who is sweet when a guy or group is around but is god awful when alone/with her friends
well a robot wouldn't fucking know that because they're a guy which means they only see the roasty's behavior when guys are around

>>36836015
i can assure you im female
>>36836016
i understand, but if robot has been told "hey shes really shitty and retarded lol" he'll just deny it until he sees it for himself

>>36836044
I was with somebody who everybody warned me against. My sister, my brother in law, my best friends, my parents, even my online friends. Yet I still went for her because I wanted to share something nice with her and prove it to myself and them wrong that just because someone had a shit life growing up doesn't mean they're a broken cause.

>>36835801
There is no such thing as being a "fembot" or "fema non".
Remember to sge and rprt all " femanon/fembot" threads!

>>36836044
wow you assured me that means it most be true

>>36836085
beat her
>>36836089
ono
>>36836117
ok how do you want me to prove it

>>36836141
She's long gone. The girl after her gets off on being hit though, for what it's worth. You into that sort of thing too?

>>36836161
seems kinda dumb if you ask me

>>36835789
Fuck off normie you know all women are the same as they're two stupid to have a personality. The Ferengi knew how to treat women.

>>36836177
Congratulations, you're not into a fetish that only appeals to damaged girls. But are you into choking tho

>>36836195
i am a woman and i try not to be a retarded roastie thot
>>36836198
kinda dumb as well

>>36836221
So what are you into, what gets the non-thots going these days

>>36836241
a nice loving stable relationship

>>36836282
Until you cuck the man right?

>>36836141
face with time stamp

>>36835936
stop typing like me you stupid fuck. is sleep typing suddenly the new? literally so annoying. you autists actually care about how you type so why are you not caring now lmao fuck off.

>>36836310
Fuck off robot op is a woman

>>36835697
Don't you know? "Nice guys" will always go for the roasties that only likes bad boys.

>>36836415
Does that mean bad boys go for roasties who like the nice guys? lol

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>>36836307
No
>>36836310
i look piss poor because i havent slept
>>36836378
who are you
>>36836408
ye
>>36836415
:(
>>36836425
yes

>>36836440
Don't worry you'll find a guy that likes you someday
Ha

>>36835697

wanting le pure waifu is a meme, men just want sex and will go for an easy slut every time and only trot out the pure meme when they cant get the stacy whore

>>36836440
you're cute and dont seem to be a roastie :~(

>>36836440
How much did that septum hurt? I want one too.

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>>36836440
My my my, if it isn't sausage fingers again. How goes the attention quest this fine day?

>>36836440
Prepare to be swarmed with beta Orbiters any moment now

>>36835697

We can't tell them apart.
Women's manipulation skills are too good for our male brains to handle.
You have to expose roasties like that, fembot.

Tits oot fer tha lads.

>>36836472
that isn't the problem, it's just more guys turn to cucks each day and it's stupid!!!!!!!!!
>>36836488
thank u, i try my hardest not to b a roastie
>>36836500
not really, it was just uncomfortable and made my eyes water
>>36836505
back and better than ever ;3
>>36836508
ono
>>36836520
really? i thought it was easy. i just usually have a gut feeling

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>>36836540
post feet, what color polish?

>>36836540
If you don't want beta cucks you need to be a roasty. These people on here are fucking lower than beta.

>>36836440

You know, this is actually one of the most fembot-ish looking females I've seen on this board.

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>>36836440
are you the guy that posts the fatfeels/ thread with the fat wojack crying about eating a family sized pie?

is image you?

>>36836440
You look decent , thought you would be more attractive if you got rid of the nose piercing .

>>36836571
i dont paint my toenails, i want to but i dont like waiting for it to dry
>>36836577
note taken
>>36836580
better than being called a tranny
>>36836583
basically, yeah
>>36836595
i've been thinking about it

>>36836540
Do you have sausage fingers really?

>>36835697
>most of the time when I'm talking to a guy they'll be interested in a girl who is sweet when a guy or group is around but is god awful when alone/with her friends

Because girls like that are very good at manipulating people.

>>36836440

What happens if you regrow your eyebrows and leave your hair a natural colour?

I think it would suit you.
I don't think the eyebrow liner thing is working out very well.
Do you have any photos of yourself without it?

>>36836440
Septum piercing suit literally nobody.

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>>36836612
well then post feet, and I ask in a polite way if you've ever attempted or have any interest in losing weight

>>36836583
>>36836583
I would benis this woman repeatedly

>>36836440
gorgeous eyes OP
orbit/10

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>>36836617
yeah, extremely tiny hands play a big part in it, though.
>>36836623
:( i hate them, i get called a thot and then a few months later the same guy who went for the roastie messages me saying "wah wah i got cheated"
>>36836633
i have hair on my eyebrows, they're just blonde, and i have a lot of pictures without make up but i take them mainly to overcome my fear of leaving the house with make up
>>36836653
i can agree
>>36836658
i run regularly, and i don't lose much. my diet is shit because im a picky eater and i've tried to overcome it
>>36836668
thank you

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>>36836674
you're 1 of those types where losing a little weight will benefit your appearance much more than it would others, good luck. you're not even horrendously fat either, just could really afford to shed 20-30lbs

>>36836756
i've tried but as i said i'm a picky eater and i almost always give up :( any tips?

Do you enjoy rough anal?

>>36836674
>extremely tiny hands
CUTE

>>36836770
>any tips?
Stop drinking whatever is in this can >>36836674

>>36836770
I'm gonna get dogpiled for this 'cause everyone has been tricked by the grain jew and thinks it's a meme, but keto works amazingly well
lifting is also a good idea for anyone; you won't necessarily lose weight (probably gain, actually) but everything will become more appealingly shaped

>>36836782
gross no way
>>36836795
:> thank you but they're retarded
>>36836799
i drink water all the time, i just took this because it's universal
>>36836803
macho fembot 2018, ill make it happen

>>36836816
what makes hands retarded

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>>36836770
Well you want to know how many calories you should be getting a day, you can use some google calculator for your age / height / current weight

Could also look up intermittent fasting. you go 16 hours at a time without eating every day (sleeping counts as part of those hours) and then get the amount of calories you should be getting within an 8 hour window

as for tricks to not feel hungry, try drinking lots of ice water, or pretty much any type of tea or coffee, with no cream or sugars. just anything that'll fill your stomach up that doesn't contain calories is good

>>36836816
>gross no way

Ah. Are you visibly/obviously prudish or sexually repressed day to day?

>>36836816
nah girls don't get macho without steroids, you just get trimmer/thicc if you keep at it
also be my thicc fembot gf

>>36836826
i dunno
>>36836835
i already track my calories, i have roughly 1,200kcal a day
>>36836850
i just don't like anal
>>36836852
;3 consider it done

>>36836816
>thank you but they're retarded
retardedly cute

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>>36836886
>i just don't like anal

That's the point.

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>>36836886
are you gonna post a picture of your feet or not?

>>36836886
>i just don't like anal

It is the route to the strongest organs you'll ever have but no matter.

Rough sex generally?

>>36836888
b-but you're saying that because they'll make your dick look bigger anon!
>>36836896
ok poop dick
>>36836899
probably not

>>36836909
That should have been orgasms obviously.... But now that it's been raised...

>>36836909
well i havent had any sexual encounters so im just basing my opinions on what i see

>>36836886
woohoo internet girlfriend! how do I claim you?

>>36836957
you leave a form of contact!

>>36836928
Ah. (Again).

Have yourself a few properly creamy sessions with a suitable candidate. Much will be revealed to you about the nature of life and intercourse, social & sexual.

>>36836914
>b-but you're saying that because they'll make your dick look bigger anon!
I was thinking more along the lines of making my hands look bigger.

>>36836970
[email protected]

that's a throwaway 'cause I don't trust 4chan, but email me and I'll give you a real one :)

>>36836957
>>36836970
what he said^^
>>36836992
i'd rather not, i dont wanna feel like a husk :/
>>36836993
<3
>>36837026
email is gay why not just leave your discord?

>>36837037
Why are you doing this roastie?

>>36837037
>i'd rather not, i dont wanna feel like a husk :/

All the more reason to let your body do what it is supposed to. For the mental effect t as much as the physical.

>>36837046
i like talking with people who are at the same level of retardnessas i am ;3
>>36837062
maybe later in life.

>>36837087
Either post like the whore you are or get out because you are not real/

>>36837087
>maybe later in life.

That is something you'll regret later in life.

>>36837112
i've already time-stamped, how am i not real

this shit board is so fucking dead, I hate all of you. Literally plebbit has a better kissless virgin forum.

>>36837133
Show us our pussy then

>>36837087
lol had to figure out how discord works first...
let's see if this works:
C3eNq

>>36837131
eh, maybe
>>36837156
don't be so rude, anon
>>36837168
OUR pussy?!
>>36837174
ok ^^

>>36837182
>eh, maybe

Well, for a start off you wouldn't be producing breads like this one if you were spending your Sunday mornings in, or on the way to a cum coma.

>>36837225
yuck. i do spend my sunday mornings in

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>it's another fembait thread makes it to the top of page 1 all day episode

Fuck off

>>36835789
Do not toy with me like that.

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>36837266
sorry ):
>>36837289
im serious

>>36837260

Not quite the same thing young lady.

You don't know what you're missing to coin s phrase. Someday you will see the wisdom of this and should you happen to be particularly sad... You may recall this convo.

>>36837311
i probably won't, but alright ^^

>>36837182
>OUR pussy?!
Yes, it's mine as much as it's yours now.

>>36837364
>i probably won't,

Commit that thought to memory.

Or.... Do something about it!

>>36837372
nope, all mine
>>36837379
NO

>fembot here, why do most r9k guys or whatever go for absolute roasties?
Infatuation makes things hazy.

Last girl I pursued had the same kind of problems as I did, always wanted to talk to me, and seemed to want something serious. I don't really know what's going on with her right now and I'm thinking of just laying it on the table and leaving it up to her. I can count the number of "crushes" I've had on one hand, I'm not good at this stuff.

>>36837460
talk to her! she doesn't seem like a thot from what you've stated

>>36837471
>talk to her!
Have, shes been avoidant for a while now and has been progressively lazier leaving my messages on seen then messaging me the next day about something entirely else. Generally just been less available.

I'm not really one to do the chase, I don't like that game people play where they try to figure out each others intentions.

>>36837266
you know you love it, babe. thats why you post in these threads too

>>36837514
ask her what's going on in her life, something might be up with her, but if she's dry with replies ALL of the time just throw her to the sharks
>>36837515
babe sounds creepy

>>36837294
How, exactly is someone just supposed to "come along"? I'm an 18 year old NEET.

>>36837709
tinder or something? try LDRs?

>>36837721
I've tried them all. OkCupid, Tinder, Match, etc.I look like a 15 year old, so online dating isn't gonna work for me.

>>36837760
hmm, then just try and find someone through a passion that you have.

>>36837709
might consider trying not-being-a-neet?

>>36835697
I just want any girl but I can't have that

>>36837785
I don't have any passions, I'm a very boring person.

>>36837807
^
>>36837808
and why not?
>>36837821
i know how you feel

>>36835697
Honestly I'd rather go for a "roastie" because I end up getting attached to cute girls who are nice people, and I'm really afraid of commitment.
>>36836440
good job derailing the thread btw

>>36837955
is there any reason commitment scares you?

>>36835697
>why do most r9k guys or whatever go for absolute roasties?
We feel we'll get rejected anyway, might as well go for the sweet surface and take your licks. Not like fembots yeah right will show any interest or initiate things.

>>36837843
I can't have a girl because no one will ever love me

>>36837996
I've watched a lot of animes where the main character gets betrayed by the female character when they put too much trust in them
nah jk I've just had a lot of people I'm close to hurt me, and would rather not have it happen again if I can help it

>>36836195
>two stupid

Can't make this shit up.

>>36838052
:(
>>36838065
someone will some day
>>36838074
understandable, anon

>>36838090
I don't know where to find a lovely girl for me around 4ch and I am also really averse to online dating and going outside.

>>36838107
hm, maybe one will just pop up from outta the blue

>>36835697
I don't go for anyone sadly, I consider myself attractive enough to get a gf and I had "things" happen or people interested in me but I became a depressed recluse and only talk to 3 or 4 friends and see them every few months.
Going back to college this semester so I probably will have my first girlfriend there, any advice on how to avoid these "absolute roasties"?

>>36838151
don't trust her if she's overly sweet or has a big group of female friends who always laugh when she talks to you

>>36838124
>tfw no /d/ lactation gf
Yeah I know I'm pretty pathetic for not taking any initiative, but what the hell. I can't change who I am.

>>36838167
But shouldn't I avoid judging a book by it's cover?
For example when I'm outside I try to act like a normie and laugh with friends etc, when really I'm a kissless depressed husk when alone.
Also I have 0 social media, would it be weirder to have no social media or opening a facebook and having nothing on it except a pic or 2?

>>36837843
The closest thing that I have to a hobby or passion is playing dota for hours on end, and almost 0 women play dota.

rip

>>36838173
i'll take some initiative then. where are you from?

>>36838090
Thanks, roastie. Good luck collecting orbitors, hope they don't they don't turn on you any time soon.

>>36838247
Eh? Well, I come from the US. I'm from Florida.

>>36835697
I don't want Stacy I'm not entitled to that I'd be fine with a total loser who shows some genuine affection for me, but even the total losers will say no because they won't settle for anything less than chad. Fuck off fem'''''''''bot''''''''' . just die you absolute hypocritical whore. the world would be better without you. You've been a burden on your parents, society and everybody for long enough

>>36835697
Cause most of them are cucks silly.

I'm kidding. I actually really enjoy robots in a whole cause they are usually intelligent people to talk to. As for them going for roasties it's cause a lot of them have high standards. They want their 8/10 qt.

But that's okay. Everyone should be allowed to have their preference. If he ends up not liking me oh well at least I've made an acquaintance

>>36838291
Id like your contact information please!

>>36838759
Well alright, do you want discord or steam or something else like an email?

>>36838838
discord or email works fine

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>>36836440
>nose ring
you cunts never change

>>36838897
Brotinheyst#9340
Here's my discord.