>dont get circumsized they said

>>36833400
>dont have shitty genetics

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>>36833400
Who would have guessed that hundreds of generations of people with mutilated genitals blindly breeding would result in foreskin issues becoming prevalent, not like those with chopped dicks could tell if they were passing on fucking up penis genes anyway, now some poor bastards are forced to slit their sick hoodie for some breathing space. Still not an argument for circumsision, how about teaching your fucking kids genital maintenance habits instead of being an incompetent fuck who buys into outdated mythology.

>>36834093
HAHAHAHAHAHA ARE YOU ACTUALLY BLAMING CIRCUMCISION FOR THIS???? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

>>36834320
Please up your b8fagging sweetheart, I'm still thirsty.

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>>36833400
>what are stretching exercises
>what are creams

I'm so glad I'm cut.

>am uncut
>don't need lube to wank
suck it you niggers

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lt is afraid

>>36834764
Sure, where are you? What time are you available?

>>36833400
Mine was like this when I was around ten, I didn't know I was supposed to be able to pull it back. I didn't know what was under the foreskin haha. One day I managed to pull it back a bit more than usual though and it hurt so much. But I noticed that my head underneath the foreskin was so fucking sensitive too. Before this I had been masturbating over it. Anyway, I started pulling back the foreskin a little every time I masturbated since, and eventually I stretched to the point that it was normal.

The man in the picture just never masturbated right. Probably not a promiscuous person.

>>36834093
Rare diseases are not "prevalent" and there's nothing wrong with being uncut. Weird as fuck birth defects are not "normal" for uncut boys/men.

>>36834764
This. Never need lube at all and the head of my penis is ultra sensitive. I near collapse from pleasure if the gland is massaged after an orgasm.

>>36834599
In America they also teach kids that fapping makes them blind.
Jews own country.
Captcha:
>3600 rosental

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>>36834093
lmao that's not how genetics works, anon

>>36834918
>Unironically saying Hitler was wrong for killing people before they could reproduce when they failed penis inspection
Is this meta bait or are you a Jew?

>>36834093
Tbh anyone uncircumcised is retarded and needs to an hero STAT

You enjoy your dick cheese, faggot

>>36834764
The moisture provided by the foreskin can still be a haven for bacteria.

>>36834093
>shave head
>baby is born bald
damn... anon was right

>>36833400
I saw this an instantly thought of the happy merchant. Similar shape, just add arms and a nose.

>>36836648
Damn, you are thick

>>36836228
same with your asshole you koon

>>36836205
The stuff you don't get if you shower daily like a normal person?
Fucking pleb.

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>>36833400
>imagine all the trapped smegma which has build up in there over the years
>yfw you realize you'd have to use your tongue to get it out

>>36834764
>implying you need lube to wank a cut dick

>>36833400
>have a sort of tight foreskin
>didn't even know you could pull the skin over the head until I turned 17
>I used to masturbate by rubbing the tip of my dick like I was opening a bottle
>slowly pull my foreskin down
>painful at first but becomes easier and I eventually get it down all the way
>a thick layer of smegma on the half of my dick that was covered by the foreskin
>smell and feel is intoxicating, feels fucking amazing scraping and peeling the smegma off
>dick is incredibly sensitive and smooth

Dick works normally now just my foreskin doesn't automatically go back to normal position, I have to pull it up otherwise it won't go back until I don't have an erection anymore.

I still get some smegma build up from time to time and it feels great wiping it off my dick.

>>36833400
dude, what's wrong with your fingernail?

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>tight foreskin
>were never able to pull it down
>attempt to escape of becoming a wizard
>foreskin rips
>attempt failed, blood everywhere
>foreskin has to be removed
>still a wizard

sex is a meme

>>36833400
This is an extremely fare case but its funny because it's still better then being cut. Cutfags will never understand how good having a foreskin feels. Theres a male gspot on the top of your head that makes your orgasms a hundred times better. Uncut dicks also make girls orgasm easier because the head is softer and the forking creates more friction.

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>>36836648
>hair grows back

>>36837775
>>36837839
>smegma
is it true that is has an aphrodisiac effect on girls(male) ?

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>>36833400
Fuck me you gotta hand it to these rats convincing goyim like OP to shill this stuff. Man o man these people need to get away from their televisions.

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>>36837935
h-heh yeah, it'll grow back one day...

>>36834764
It would feel better with lube, such as extra virgin coconut oil.

>>36838249
>virgin coconut oil
he's not using pig grease, life on a dairy farm sure has it's perks

>>36836648
What he means you fucking idiot, is that people who circumcise might have ancestors who have terrible genetic anomalies because they didn't circumcise and it is revealed. Does this mean everyone should get circumsized? no; All it means is that we need to initiate eugenics and mass extermination of undesirables.

>>36838282
You're retarded phimosis has nothing to do with genetics, it's caused when you never pull your foreskin back to stretch it out.

>>36837839
This is some >>>/cgl/ level of fucking disgusting, m8.

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>>36834764
>am cut
>don't need lube to wank
Where did this cutfags NEED lube to masturbate idea come from?
I've literally never masturbated with lube or lotion.

>>36833400

Stupid fucking Americunt brainwashed by jews.

You don't know how foreskins work, you moron.

>>36838476
And I bet your dick head looks like the Sahara desert

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>>36836648
>marry korean wife
>kids turn out ugly because she has more plastic than a hyundai

>>36836228
>>36836205
>pic related

>>36838476
Not sure if this is b8 but I used to think this way. Lotion is way the fuck better. Warm wet vaginas are the best.

I'd suck it, I've developed a fetish for tight foreskins

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phimosis is easy to fix
you just have to get something under the phimotic ring and press gently outwards so that the skin stretches to the point just before being painful
Do that every day for ten ish minutes after a shower or during if you can fit a finger into it and it'll open up naturally
The most important thing is to not pull it back until you have enough give, pulling it back when it's too tight can cause it to snap shut behind the crest of the head and cut of blood flow
That's called paraphimosis and it's shit because you'll lose a lot of functionality unless you go to a doctor immediately
cutting bits of the foreskin off is the most retarded way to fix it, it's like cutting a chunk of your skin out when you get an ingrown hair

>>36833400
>procedure works as a treatment for a relatively rare condition
>everyone should have procedure whether they have the condition or not

>>36839228
>this
you can fix yourself phi-bros-is

>>36833400
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Why don't you just not get your wisdom teeth removed and see what happens. Keep that tail you were born with too, freak.

>>36839358

I am not circumcised and I still have all my wisdom teeth. What now?

And if that's your argument, why not get your arms and eyes removed as well? You can live without them.