>tfw never seen Star Wars
Why does he wear the mask?
Because he wanted love anon. Because he just wanted to love.
Watch episode 4 5 6 1 2 3 in that order. Also disregard everything else in this thread. Watch them now
the original trilogy is campy crap but enjoyable
dont waste your time with the rest.
>>36829925
Because it would be extremely painful if he took it off
>>36829925
His misadventures trying to get pussy ended with his legs getting chopped off and burned alive while his buddy watched and didn't put him out
>>36829925
Because he didnt want to doxxed for his nefarious hacker activities
There's a 720p version of the original series sourced from the original laserdisc among others for best non-cgi filled Star Wars experience. If you can trakc that down, it'd be the best experience for Star War intro.
immo Rogue one and Ep 7 were pretty lame throwaway movies that sort of felt like pilot episodes for something bigger. Movies like that actually make me feel lame for owning a Star Wars shirt.
>>36829925
Because even though they have the technology to build clonesl sentient robots, travel at speed of light and other insane shit, they couldn't figure out plastic surgery.