Kera-fucking-tosis Pilaris

>>36829793
I have it. Makes my leg hair ingrown

Yep, i've got it. The upside, OP, girls don't give a single fuck about it. I mean, they will notice, but it's like a 1-5% of your looks. Dont't worry.

>>36829854
What if I am a girl and I have it? I'm terrified of what guys would think when they see it. Probably something along the lines of "disgusting".

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Be greatful you don't have hyperkeratosis pilaris.

>>36829793
Have you tried putting lotion on it

>>36829872
honestly anon many guys don't have high standards

very few people will turn down a girl just because she has slightly bad skin

>>36829872
Nope. Incidentally, my ex had it. Couldn't give a shit. As long as you don't give a fvuk, and otherwise have attractive traits it won't affect you. Honestly, most of the time i don't even remember i have it, and it's pretty damn noticeble.

>>36829874
That shit looks fake af
Also, my trypophobia got triggered, thnx

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>>36829913
This is true. I've beem claiming pic related is me in fembot threads and many guys jumped in and tried to exchange info.

>>36829930
>>36829854
I'm the same guy, btw.

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Had it my entire life
arms are really bad, legs are hairy enough to hide it
I prefer long shirts but I am long past worrying about it
The thing i really hate is my constantly blushing cheeks, shit is fucking the bane of my existence and probably a considerable part of my virginity

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>>36829956
>>36829930
>>36829913

Yeah, but it still makes me feel like shit. My butt looks somewhat like pic related and it fucking kills me.

>>36829956
lmao that's just sad

I'm sad but I'm not THAT sad. I guess many robots are so desperate they don't care if a girl is actually cute or not

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>>36829909
Lotion, exfoliation, urea creams... nothing works.

>>36830027
yeah well I've got the same shit and I'm a man. The least of my problems is how ugly my ass looks

I don't think if I ever get a gf she will demand to look at my ass before we fugg to make sure it's prime quality pimple free ass

>tfw ass inspection day and I fail

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>>36830027
Yikes, stretch marks too? Might be a little much, but if you are reasonably good looking, I could get over it very quickly, particularly if you had a cute personality.

Plus, people were jumping at the chance to try and fuck pic related.

>>36830010
THIS. I also partly blame my virginity on my insecurity about people touching me due to my shitty KP-ridden skin.

yup, I've got that all over my body.
>tfw can't become a girl because my skin is too bad

>>36830098
I've got it on my arms and faces, my arms are always a mess because I pick at it every night and squeeze out the white waxy shit

feels so good but also so bad

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>>36830088
>I've got the same shit and I'm a man. The least of my problems is how ugly my ass looks

Exactly this. Having my butt look like this and being a girl is horrible because guys like to look and grope a girl's ass and mine is fucking disgusting.

>>36830089
>but if you are reasonably good looking

Yeah...no. I guess I'll just have to stay a virgin with an ugly ass the rest of my life.

>>36830027
Well, ok, i get it, I was at one time a bit self concious about it, but i can tell you one thing, shape of your ass is way more important. Also, i noticed that when i stopped eating shit (went wegetarian) it went better. Also at the same time I (obviously) lost weight, and I don't know which factor was stronger, but it got better. Like, don't have ass pimples better. Also, for a while, while showering i would piss into my hand and rubbed it in, and while I didn't stick to it, due to seeing this as a non-issue snce my ass pimples got away, I'm pretty sure it got a bit better, worth a try. But seriously OP, if you are fit, you're good. If not, that is the least of your worries.
btw, still the same guy
>>36829930
>>36829854

I have it too on my arms, thighs and ass. I thought it was just eczema. Its no where near as bad as it was when I was a kid though. My bf just thinks the spots on my arms are freckles and he just thinks they're goosebumps everywhere else. They definitely stand out when it's cold but not as much when it's a normal temperature.

>>36830175
True. I also pick on the little fuckers and watch the waxy stuff snake out. Then it becomes all red and inflamed and my skin gets scars.
Fuck me.

>>36830208
Why not post face? Your ass looked decent enough. Would fuck, just would be a little jarred at first with no warning.

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>>36830181
I guarantee if you let me spank your butt it would cure your Keratosis anon

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>>36830237
>Fuck me.

I would but your butt is too ugly

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>>36830295
>implying anyone would let you fuck them

>>36830221
I'm reasonably fit but I could definitely do better, especially considering my ass problem.
I've heard about how going vegetarian might aid your KP but I've never heard anything about applying pee to it kek. Well, don't knock it till you try it I guess.
Thanks for the advice anon!

>>36830239
>>36830248
>>36830295

Not my ass, anons. But close enough.
I found that pic on some plebbit thread.

>>36830248
It would just make my skin flare up even worse.

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>>36830314
I've been rated anywhere from 4-8/10 so it depends on who you assk anon

>>36830351
>browsing plebbit

well now I won't even need to make up a reason to spank you

>>36830239
My face is just as bad as my ass. Also,
>posting face on r9k
I will definitely get bullied desu. I have a Jew shnozz

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>>36830374
well we don't know that for sure, it would require vigorous experimentation to be absolutely 100% sure that it wouldn't help

at least 2-3 years of daily tests, of course.

>>36830010
>>36830088
>>36830175
>>36830226
To all you fuckers, I can give you a pretty good perspective on this. While i was at my teens, I trained handball, average 10hrs a week. I was athletic and girls considered me atractive. I was fit, tall and all that shit, and even when a few times i mentioned to them that my skin is shit, they downplayed it as a non-issue. I also blush like fuck by the way. Being here I donn't think i have to mention that I was too much of a robot to notice all the potential poon, I was fucing oblivious, only to later learn that EVERY girl I liked wanted to fuck me. When I got chubby, and then fat It was noticed more and more, since when I sweated and got hot I blushed more, and the pimple thingies got more noticeble, and combining that with me being generally non-attractive made me pretty fucking shit with women (+robothood). Point is, if you are generally attractive, and take care of yourself, it's a NON-ISSUE. If you don't take care of yourself it gets worse nad worse as you go down the slope.
Still this guy
>>36829854
>>36829930

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>>36830414
>pimple ass
>I spank that
>jew nose
>I gass that

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>>36830416
Very funny anon

Also, no way you're being serious when you say you would spank someone with an ass looking like >>36830027

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>>36830414
Now I'm downright curious. Kik? Pic related is me. No bully plz

>>36830319
I had ass pimples, zits basically, but two things that DEFINATELY helped are going vegetarian (not only because the meat itself, it also reduceds the amount of fried fats consumed overall) and simply scrubbing your butt with a coarse sponge while showering.

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>>36830459
It's not ideal but a pimply ass is better than no ass

I will teach the pimples to fear me

>>36830462
>kik
>reasonably handsome

Normies get off this board REEEEEEEEEE

>>36830525
Is kik a normie thing now? I'm truly not a norman. Thanks for the compliment though.

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>>36829793
Dats wat happens for bein a melanin deficient white devil

>>36830488
That makes sense, I should definitely eat fewer fats anyways. Did you use any sort of specialised cream though? I use a coarse sponge-thing to scrub myself when I shower, to no avail.

>>36830550
I've seen black people who have it too. Go back to pol

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>>36830414
Now I'm downright nigerious. Kik? Pic related is me. No bully plz

I have it too.... I have it too. When I was a kid my skin on my hands and feet you to basically fall off as well idk if its related but that sucked. It would go down to where it would bleed often. The falling off shit doesn't happen anymore so my hands and feet are normal but my arms and legs still have somewhat shitty kp. I feel like if you're tanner its less noticeable.

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>>36830595
This. I'm black and have it all over my legs

>>36830627
get outta here bradley

>>36830608
>I feel like if you're tanner it's less noticeable.
This. For some reason, every time I have gone to the beach, it completely disappears. In the night when it got cold, it reappeared again though.
Now that I think about it, I'm lucky for this to happen. It would be terrible for it to be noticeable when you're out in your swimwear.

>>36830562
No. If you scrubbed like me, I think we can rule that factor out. Just go vegeterian. I love meat, was the basis of my diet, but i dropped that and never looked back once. I'm fitter, heathier, I had a very bad case of reflux for 3 years every day that I thought is beacuse of my alcoholism and went away instantly, and i don't feel "heavy" anymore. Also, the ass pimples went away. Also even tho I still can drown myself in alcohol, which is nice, I;ve got a bit less incentive since girls (albeit not quite desirable ones) smile at me again.

>>36830731
It will definitely be a challenge to drop meat entirely, still better than ass pimples though. Thanks anon, I'll try it out.

>>36830651
Not Bradley

>>36830597
Ur bootiful
send pics of feet pls

>>36830806
get outta here james

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>>36830812
if you insist, be warned my feet are ugly af

>>36830785
No problem, anon. Funny, but it's the fist time I bothered to post in like two years. In my 8 years here I posted like 20 times, but I thought that maybe I could give some valuable input. I know that you will probably forget this in like a week, but I would urge you to at least give it a try. After 2 months you will realise that you don't need meat whatsoever. It was easier for me since it was a moral thing, and it's way harder to say "what the hell" when it's not about you, but you've got to realise that if you don't try it's not only your fault, but your choice. Wow, look at me, being drunk and preachy again.

Yeah I have it too. All over my legs, upper arms- making its way down to my forearms and on the sides of my face. Atleast I escaped the butt pimples I guess...

>>36830027
I cummed to this
also
>women making them selfs sex inserts.

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>>36830814
Not James

>>36830925
I feel flattered that my shitty post rose you from your posting hiatus anon. Kek.
Don't worry, I'll not forget about your advice. Might seem sad but I like to save useful 4chan posts in Evernote and I read them quite frequently.
Your advice has been pretty helpful anon.

>>36830971
get outta here carl

>>36830027
Show us the rest of those panties.

>>36830952
Anon, you complete degenerate.

It's also not my butt god dammit. It's a reference pic.

>>36831029
IT'S NOT MY BUTT FFS
I've said it like 5 times now.
>>36831038
>>36830351

>>36831063
Post your butt whore

>>36831082
Why would I?

not happening

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>>36831117
FEm bots should show off their bodys more

>>36831152
Are you posting that pic to make me feel bad about my ass?

cause it worked

>>36831003
Yeah, I kinda miss the days when I bothered to post, mostly engaging in what I autistically called double-reverse trolling. Not possible when the true troll artists of /b/ are gone. Would love to see how your story goes along, but with that being impossible I'll just wish you good luck.

>>36831177
You are welcome
Thats what you get for coming round here and showing off/

>>36831210
Showing off what? That I have a gross pimply ass?

>>36831184
Thanks anon, I wish you good luck as well.

fuck KP

>>36830814
James who?

>>36831371
James Chase.

nobody will understand this but me

acne and things related to it are now a pre-existing condition you can be dropped medically for op if things are signed

>>36831678
What in tarnation did you just say?

>>36830627
dang I have the exact same blanket and similar looking legs, had to make sure it wasn't me kek

>>36831727
That's happened to me before.
Feels spooky af for like 3 seconds

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self-managing keratosis pilaris - mayo clinic http://www.mayoclinic.org/diseases-conditions/keratosis-pilaris/manage/ptc-20168401

>>36831727
Post your leg I want to see my leg twin

>>36832032
Those are some great tips! Thank you for sharing