Does anyone know a drink that has the same texture and consistency

>>36829039
semen comes pretty close if you ask me

>>36829039
aloe vera? the gooey shit straight from the plant

>>36829039
nut milks like soy or almond.

Cinnamon roll sauce that's not too thick.

>>36829039
>Does anyone know a drink that has the same texture and consistency as cum?
have you had Baileys?

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>>36829039
why settle for anything but the real thing?

>>36829039
>Does anyone know a drink that has the same texture and consistency as cum?

Some creme like cinnamon role sauce

>>36829104
What the hell no it doesn't
They literally just taste like slightly nutty milk
Is that supposed to be a gay vegan joke

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>>36829039
this looks and feels like it sorta but dont eat it

>>36829039
W-why do you need to know?

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>>36829147
>Baileys
you have some pretty thin cum

maybe mix a lighter colored irish cream with a little potato start

I could just let you drink my cum

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>>36829209
>>36829167
I'm not really into guys, but sucking a dick seems like something interesting I'd like to experiment with one day.

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>>36829147
tfw having a glass of baileys while reading this

>>36829265
ur a total faggot. Just go suck on a dick.

>>36829039
anon quit making me gay

I can't really think of any drinks that are slimey and gooey like cum. Only things I can think of are hot fudge syrup , or honey

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Condensed Milk, it even have correct colour

runny mucus
i assure you will have swallowed this during a cold

>>36829356
>Condensed Milk, it even have correct colour
Don't use animal products

Drink egg whites

>>36829370
you'd better not be Op

>>36829237
>irish cream with a little potato starch
I now dub this cocktail the Irishmans semen

>>36829370
>Don't use animal products
are you a vegan or are you shooting this up your dick?

>>36829370
just drink corn syrup then faggot

>>36829416
It is indeed not OP

>>36829171
its a literal nut milk joke you raging autist

>>36829147
Rumchata seems pretty close

>>36829039
They use egg white with cornstarch in porn to make fake semen

The closest i can think now is mochi dough before you evaporate the water.

>>36829526
Neat, thanks.
That gave me a bunch of websites to look at.

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>>36829039
I mix up my own lube with J-lube
I was able to make up a batch of about the same consistency and color as semen, maybe a little thicker.
It's hella fun.

I heard cum lube from bad dragon is nice.

>>36829039
Go get a bag of white rice, throw it in a pot, over-boil it until it's a big mushy mess, get a mesh strainer and shake it. The white goop leftover is creepy similar to cum, maybe not as sticky but you could add sugar or something.

>>36829039

There's this salty fish sauce that has the exact same consistence, dunno how to make it though.

>>36829039
search: How To Make Fake Semen