A girl is taking me to the beach r9k what do I do?

>>36827160
Shave everything

>>36827190
Im a dirty hook nosed arab there inst enough time to shave that much body hair

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>>36827160
she'll start to sing and drag you in the water, by the time you'd realise it you'll be miles away from the beach and she'll drown you to drink your blood

>>36827229
That seems like way less work than talking. Maybe it wont be so bad

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>>36827160
what kind of beach op? where is it? if you guys are going for a swim, make sure you have something to swim in. You don't want to be that guy that brings nothing but a duck floaty and a towel and the clothes on your back. If you guys are just going to relax on the beach, perhaps under an umbrella or by a campfire, bring some open toed shoes. You're going to feel like a idiot if you walk out there in your Shaqs. Also if you're chilling on the beach, make sure you wear clothes that breathe well, and bring sun screen. Take it from me that wearing a long sleeve shirt to hide your pale skin is going to look much worse than wearing a tank top and cargo shorts. Bring a lot of water. If you go out there you won't be able to drink the water probably especially if it's a lake or by the ocean. Make sure you pack your briefcase with extra sunglasses if one of your friends didn't bring any. You'll probably be named a lifesaver, because you just protected someone from getting sunburnt under their eyes, which is the most painful place to be sunburnt. Sand is going to be a problem, ESPECIALLY if you wade in the water first. I promise you. This could be another use for all that water you brought: to clean the sand off of your feet.

Beyond that just be yourself. You're gonna want to dress cool, and show some skin. Maybe hit a tanning bed so you don't look really pasty. You'll do fine. If a girl is inviting you out, you've already shown her that you're not a physical threat. Just be cool and some good CDs.

>>36827464
I have mud skin so I dont have to worry about sun burns but thanks for the advice anon I already have the suitcase and glasses ready

>>36827160

leave this board and go back to >>>/soc/