Easy quick ways for suicide?

Head on train tracks
Jumping off a building
CPAP mask with nitrogen tank
Shoot yourself gun in mouth pointed upwards

>>36825244
>Pull switch
>Wave at people
>Jump in front of train

This is a difficult one.

We know that currently, no one is in danger. However, this situation might change if you pull the switch. What if the tracks closer to you are bad, and you would create a potential danger by switching them?

On the other hand, the utilitarian benefit of happiness received from you waving at them and them being waved at needs to be considered. But does this outweigh any potential risk?

We also need to consider if awareness of any potential risk changes the moral choice. Have I acted immorally if there is no risk, but I pull the switch for the utilitarian benefit, without even considering that there might have been a risk?

In addition, the train might have a predetermined route that specifically does not go on the tracks closer to you, possibly because the other view is more scenic, or any other reason. It's not clear if you own the switch or have permission to use it, or if you are even allowed in its area.

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>>36825244
I don't care about your thread, but I'm gonna pay for your trolley

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Helium tank, desu.

No sudden jumps off a cliff where you have to "talk yourself into it", no pain like bleeding out.

Not chance of failure like with pills and shit.


You just breathe helium (your head thinks it's just normal air), feel no struggle, and just slowly fall asleep.

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>>36825959
Just follow this picture, and the anon post to victory.

>>36825959
>>36826011
Nope, they put oxygen in those tanks faggots, just jump off a tall building or bridge op

>>36825959
>go into a coma
>mask slips off
>vegetable forever


yeah nah

>>36826076
why would it matter to you? not like you'll even realize what happened

>>36826049
>helium tank
>oxygen
holy fuck you're retarded

>>36826190
He's right, you tard
You can't easily get tanks anymore without oxygen additive, specifically because people were using them for suicide. The added oxygen makes them useless for suicide.