FUCK

>>36824442
Yeah, it's called shaving your head and gettig over it like an adult.

>>36824485
lmao
>This is what balds actually believe

Because it only happens to men.

If it happened to women there would be a cure for decades.

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>>36824485
>getting over the FACT that you'll lose at the very least 4 points of attractiveness which WILL alter your whole life for the negative because you'll be treated worse and have to settle for genetically unfit women you're not even remotely attracted to is the """adult thing to do"""

like lol iz just ur life bro like who evn kares am I rite jst gr0w upp xD?

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>>36824442
I've been playing New Vegas recently.

>>36824442
I started balding at age 16 now at 22 the top of my head is completely bald. It sucks because I look 40 I already shaved it all but I still look bad.

>>36824442
>!?

Kys yourseIf

>>36824894
>Kys
Back to /b/ with you

Save up 10k and get hair transplants done if you're so vain and care what roasties think.

>>36824738
>4 points of attractiveness
>points of attractiveness
>points
>attractiveness
fuck off with all the SMV/PUA shit faggot. get off tinder and meet women the old fashioned way.

Well, I plan on getting surgery to transition to a lady.

If my hair becomes too bad, which it might already be there, I'll just buzz it and get wigs.

All the research money is being spent on booby cancer, cause women and stuff.

>>36824916
>Back to x with you
Fuck off to reddit

>>36824738
>4 points of attractiveness
You sound unironically autistic.

>>36824982
>>36824929
What's so hard to understand? If you're someone women would rate 8/10 and be interested in, they'd now rate you 4/10 and then proceed to ignore you or be annoyed by your presence.

Not everyone plans on living the hermit wizard life.

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>starting getting gray hairs before puberty
>starting balding during puberty
>22 now and have to shave entire head
>people think im a neonazi
>i actually am

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>>36825059
>>36824834
I know this feel. It hurts so much. When I was a kid I never imagined myself going bald. This is so bizarre looking at myself in the mirror and knowing I'm one of those bald guys

>>36825052
>m-muh points!

what do you mean, just get hair plants you faggot. it will work as long as it hasn't gotten too bad.

>>36824442
WTF happened to this guys life? He was on top of the world when he was in The Mummy. Now he looks like a deranged homeless depressed lunatic.

>>36824442
Think I'd like this, OP

>cosmetic companies can charge lots of money over an extended period of time for a product which may or may not help slow hair loss (ex. Rogaine), and keep the customer coming back for years
Or
>Company could sell wonder-cure that fixes problem with one dose and removes customer from market

>>36825141
Some bald guys are pretty cool anon.

>>36825209
wife divorced and took his house, money and kids

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Easy solution to baldness. Embrace the bald.

>>36825240
You really think no one would like to steal the never ending supply of customers by inventing something cheaper and better than pills that chemically neuter you?

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>>36825325
Women love bald men.

>>36824962
don't forget chopping mentally ill men dicks

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>>36825390
Who loves ya baby.

>>36824929
are you refusing to acknowledge that some people are more attractive than others?
even if you found the from 1 to 10 system uncouth, surely some people are uglier than others

being bald is going to render you incapable of getting as good a mate as you would had you not been bald

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>>36824834
Wear a hat. Gain back.your youth.

Original baldness original badassness.

I started finasteride at 18 and dutasteride at 20.
I decided that I would rather risk losing my manhood than to be bald. Luckily, i suffered no side effects whatsoever (apart from being unable to anally achieve prostate orgasms, but thats another story)
My dick still gets hard, i cum a lot, and i have a very active sex drive.

My advice is begin finasteride TODAY

>>36824602
It can happen to women as well but it's not as common. There's more money in marketing finasteride, Rogaine and wigs than there is in finding a permanent cure.

>>36825544
this is the best solution for bald people.

>>36825613
what's the other story?

>>36825390
>Women love rich and successful bald men.
Ftfy.

>>36825052
>Not everyone plans on living the hermit wizard life.
That's too bad, you could at least die with dignity.
>are you refusing to acknowledge that some people are more attractive than others?
No but rating systems are completely arbitrary and thus meaningless. Granted, being bald is generally perceived as less attractive.

>>36825798
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>>36825519


orignrignirsinlglr

>>36825613
i started taking fina
then i could barely get any hard
droped it for 2 days and dick got hard as a rock
now i must choose between balding but being able to cum or trying to minimize the damage but saying goodbye to my balls

>>36824969
>fuck off to reddit
Back to 9gag with you

Weird that we only bald there. If testerone is the problem then why only one the head? What about legs, beard, chest etc

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>>36825991
because that wouldn't be cruel enough

>>36825736
I posted bald famous people because that's easy to google. There's about a million guys where I live who rock the bald-shaved head look hard.

>>36824563
>>36824738
Just don't be a fat Louis CK looking piece of shit, and you'll look fine. You're not going to look 10/10, but you'll just like you do without hair on your head. Literally half of all men start balding by age 30 just like it's always been.
Or you can be an insecure fag about it, and use comesmetic drugs and surgery like a baby. Just make a note that the world doesn't revolve around you looking good, and then maybe you can start thinking about acting your age and not your shoe size.

>>36824442
>tfw balding
>shave it
>realize I have a weird shaped head
>can't grow a beard either
There is no escape

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>>36826597
>and not your shoe size

my shoe size is 43. hmm.

>>36825209
His wife got back into the cock carousel and that costed him 1.000.000~ a year since

>i'm balding what can i do
>shave it bro and go full bald of course
love this fucking meme

>>36824442
Minoxidil and finest ride work really well if you don't mind the side effects.

>>36824442
Castor oil works.

>tfw babyfaced 22 year old with thick hair and a juvenile hairline
I look 14. I actually want a mature hairline because I want to look closer to my age.

>>36826677
It's an American expressive. Use American shoe sizes.

>>36825390
>women love CONFIDENT men.

What gives men confidence? money, looks, and success. Hey look, are you seeing the correlation? So in actuality, if you can project confidence without those three things, you can still pull tail.

>>36824442
Balding young is beyond anything.
Fullheads can't understand. If you have a full head of hair thank God every day.

Baldness is one of those things that prevent me to believe in a Christian God.

>>36826801
its not a cure for baldness but yes doing a warm oil massage on your scalp once or twice a week will definitely slow the balding process and keep your hair healthier

>its a "guy with a full head of hair telling you shaving it off and being bald is no big deal" episode

>>36824442
>They'd make fucking gorillions on the first day!
Doesn't that say how fucking hard it is? Companies, contrary to the belief on this board, don't give one single fuck about upholding any kind of agenda or opressing any group. It's all about how much money they can take from your sweaty little hands.

There have been THOUSANDS of treatments over the years. Just as there have been thousands of anti aging creams for women.

If they ever find the magic pill, they WILL sell it to you. It's just either not out there, or it hasn't been found yet. Money is better than secret shit hoarded away just for a CEO. That doesn't make anyone above the ceos paygrade money.

>>36824442
There isn't an easy and cheap cure for baldness.

But, there is an easy and cheap prevention for baldness.

Just don't forget to take your estrogen pills.

>>36825613
>worries about losing manhood
>anally achieving prostate orgasms is a thing in his life
you've already lost your manhood, just take whatever pill you want to prevent and revert the baldness.

They have, OP, it's called hair plugs.

Honest opinions from a femanon:
> my dad's bald, when he divorced my mom he actually upgraded and got a super MILF
> my best friend went bald at 17 and he gets regular pussy and is currently married to a QT
> a guy that bullied me in high school went bald and it does give me tremendous satisfaction knowing he's a NEET rn and baldness probably destroys him inside
> i think long hair is really attractive but also Rusty Venture is my husbando of husbandoes
> Gord Doenie

>>36825390
they love his money/fame

i don't have either of them

>>36824442
Looks like stress induced hair loss desu

>>36827700
Yet there are companies who buy out other companies and close them down in order not to have competition.

>>36824442
Because hairlets should be made to suffer for their inferior genes. Just shave it you baby

>>36824442
Because you touch yourself at night.

Orongo Orranga.

>>36824442
because you can't grow hair like its grass or something.