Hi guys, its 22:27 over here. At 23:00 I am probably going to

>>36822147
I would leave a note. It won't be of much comfort than them but it'll probably be worse to leave nothing.

Probably depends on what the note says. Is it their fault?

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>>36822147

Appears we're in the same time zone, those are some nice fried eggs, Sir. In what manner will you conduct your self termination?

that's a shit last meal dude
i would kill myself too if that's all i had

>>36822245
I am going to trow myself of a tower. Just removing password from my laptop for my parents to see what was on and disabling facebook account

>>36822147
If it means anything, those eggs look pretty good. You could become a cook op.

>>36822251
Im shaking hard, I was hungry didnt know what else to prepare :(

>>36822285
godspeed anon
you aren't german are you

>>36822285
>he actually thinks he has the courage to jump

op is going to fap and go to bed

>>36822332
Nope I am/was from Slovenia
>>36822355
We will see

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>>36822285

Do you have a lot of revealing stuff on the computer?
As for a note, I often read about relatives that wonder why they did it, and I guess if you write a note explaining why maybe they at least can put those concerns to rest.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DTn_ehLqDq8

>>36822147
Leave a note, at least. I mean, I wouldn't kill myself, it's a bad thing to do, but I doubt burgers on the internet will change your mind, so may as well give you decent advice. Leave a note. Or a recording, ideally.

Also, shitty eggs as a last meal? Order a fucking godmode pizza.

>>36822329
Do it tomorrow, take what money you have left and go to a good restaurant. See a hooker if you can afford it too. Then if you still want to do it you will be sure.

>>36822329
LITERALLY SHAKING! MUH PRIVILEGE

check recipes for broccoli cranberry salad, mr. attention whore.

>>36822397
>literally lives in hidden slavic fairy tale kingdom
>wants to kill himself
reconsider
become a tourist guide or something

>>36822450
>>literally lives in hidden slavic fairy tale kingdom

what?

>>36822405
>I often read about relatives that wonder why they did it
that's just some meme sentence everyone says about someone that killed himself. It doesn't matter if the person left a note perfectly explaining why they did it.

>>36822437
I was just here to ask, if I should leave a note and this is my last message ever guys, thank you for all the laughs...

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Periscope that shit my nigga

>>36822251
>>36822407
>robots hate something basic and nourishing like fried eggs
>>36822450
>robots think anyone is vacationing in fucking Slovenia
>>36822437
>broccoli cranberry salad

Kill them instead, OP.

Better to leave things just unsaid than left to contemplate. Don't leave a note

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>>36822524

Good luck OP, it was nice to meet you. Do a flip hey.

>>36822437
Everybody is an attention whore but me

>>36822397

Sej bo okej ;_;

>>36822147
I'm an Euro, too, and just had fried eggs. Don't kys - we could be bros.

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>>36822475
>>36822604
>they don't know about Slovenia

I say go for it anon! Godspeed

Are you sad/angry because Slovenia has no niggernoggers like the Western Euro countries and Austria (at least in Vienna)?

>>36822705
wtf i hate Op now!
prvotni

>>36822705

H E A V E N

captcha is way too hard

>>36822751

Pfft I saw one a week ago

Definitely make sure you add a note. Good luck anon, I'll be joining you soon.

>>36822807
You don't understand. I see nigger men every day in Vienna. On multiple occasions, mostly in groups.
One seen three nigger females in the two years I have been living here, though. Seems like they reproduce by different means.

>>36822524
nobody gives a shit. google "recipes" and fuck off.

>>36822837
One -> Only

love you, friend
best wishes

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>>36822705
i want to be there right now
and forever
just laying in the grass
watching the water
maybe go rock fishing
please
please
please
let me be there

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>>36822761
>>36822777
they are trying really hard to get some tourists to visit their country actually.

>>36822285
That is actually quite a terrible method. Is it far from your place?

It's known that people will get more nervous and scared on their way to their suicide spot so chances are, you will probably chicken out.

But in case you aren't a pussy like me, godspeed.

So did he do it? Where from anon?

>>36822899
Why not take 2 minutes to read the thread?

Is OP orignally kill?

>>36822147

Go to Youtube.com/JordanBPeterson

Or search Jordan Peterson.

Watch his lectures on personality and depression.

His videos will help you free yourself from this mode of thinking. I promise you.

>>36822147
Leave a short note at least. Good luck and rest in peace.

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>>36823077
>he thinks watching a few videos will change people's mindset

It's not that easy, famalamadingdong.

>>36822147
Get admitted to psych ward instead.

You can get blowjobs from mentally deranged cuties if they put you in mixed section.

You can provoke chads until they act out and get fucked up with injection "meds" and lay around like vegetables.

You can cry and watch all the criminals cry too.

You can yell and drum your palms on the tables until everyone starts making animal noises.

You can fuck your knuckles up against the doors and walls until they have to take you to a doc, so you get some fresh air.

You can pour the boiling hot water on your thighs because thanks to all the jewpills you dont feel a thing. The cute female doctors have to put bandages on and brush your dick with their hands.

The old gilf doctor will tell you to strip and all the female doctors in the room will watch your dick while the gilf eyes it up and says "Hmmm...thats not bad....it looks very nice indeed. It looks nice." while you shamefully look at the wall.

If you take showers with the burns it will become infected and they will take you for lots of rides to all the hospitals around.

You can talk absolutely mad bullshit with the other inmates and laugh like madmen in middle of the night.

You can be given ecstasy in a tea by the fellow inmates.

You can catcall all the bitches parading themselves in the yard.

You can spit at the other patients and kick down doors.

You can smash the windows so they let you stay there longer.


My point is you can have a lot of fun in psych ward

>>36822147
Leave a note,how you gonna do it?

>>36823246
Read the thread, senpai.

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Nigga, don't kill yourself yet. Your last meal is fucking lousy. Three eggs? Thats not a last meal. Pic related is a last meal. Its the last meal you're going to have. You should go all out. Postpone the suicide for tomorrow, go to the store and cook a proper last meal.

>>36823332
>fried wings
>strawberry
ISHYGDDT.

>>36823187
Not OP but this actually made ME feel better, Anon. Thanks for the giggles.

Kind of makes me want to be committed tbqh senpai

>>36822147
It's 23:00 in Slovenia now, anon. Are you still with us?

>>36823284
I'm askin how you gonna kill yourself goddamit

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All these robots telling you to do it tomorrow so you can eat a better last meal.

>>36823536
Its a fucking shit last meal. OP has no taste in last meals

>>36823530
Read the thread, origano senpai.
>>36822285

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>>36822397

Iz kje bos skocil?

Pridi hengat v Ljubljano

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>tfw you don't live in Slovenia so you can fry OP up some proper eggs or give him some nice creamy scrambled eggs on toast
godspeed anon ;_;

>>36823438
Happy to oblige anon.
It was actually both the worst AND best time of my life.

Going back in 4 days after a year long pause. Very nervous about being forced on their regime again yet cant wait for all the shenanigans and colorful characters.

One of them, a gay guy in his 20s told me that i will suffer a lot in my life, because i dont take anything seriously. I put toothpaste in his coffee and told him to lighten up haha

>>36822147
I'm sorry buddy. If you stick it out, you might get to see life the way it was supposed to be.

>>36823757
Forgot to add:
He asked why i squirted my paste in his cup, so i told him that i wanted to spice his tastes a bit.

He replied (in a VERY gay sassy tone)
>well next time you want to spice my tastes you should try something like lavender

Homos are cute.

>>36823757
>cant wait for all the shenanigans and colorful characters
Godspeed, Anon. I envy your enlightened perspective on life and hope you have a great time.

>>36822147
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=97k4z6Qe7JM&t=18s

I hope and pray you do better.

>>36823926
Thanks mate, but

>enlightened
>having or showing a rational, modern, and well-informed outlook.
>spiritually aware.

Hmmmmmm...

>>36824214
Absolutely. You seem to already know what it took me almost 40 years to figure out: That nothing actually matters, there are no actual rules and therefore you should just do whatever the fuck you want (and shut down anyone who tries to stop you or tell you otherwise).

I suspect every person who succeeds did so because they finally came to this conclusion.

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>>36822894
>Chicken out
>Last meal is eggs

I see what you did there

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>>36824408
That pun was unintentional but holy kek.

>>36824363
I am not 100% sure whether you are fucking with me or not. But i KNOW you do.

>40 years old robot
You are one of the oldest anons i ever heard mentioned around here.
>It took me X years to figure this out
yet you said
>I envy your enlightened perspective on life

Something dont add up friend.


Anyway, on the off minuscule chance that you are serious. Thanks again.

What you said
>every person who succeeds did so because they finally came to this conclusion
Fills me with hope of better tomorrows. Of tomorrows where i can meet interesting people and spend time with them in nicer and more relaxing environment than the nut house.

>>36822296
You're a good man for trying.

>>36822147
Did you fry that in a cast iron pan with salt and pepper? Might give you a reason to extend yourself another day.

>>36822705
Honestly, as an American, if I were to be reborn today and had to live in Europe, I'd probably chose the Eastern Euro countries. I'd rather live in a booze ridden flat than a nigger ridden flat somewhere in the west.

>>36824493
I am being entirely serious. I should perhaps have written "admire" instead of "envy", but the truth is unlearning all the useless bullshit forced on us in childhood is slow, hard work and I am still some ways away from being truly free of it.

Anyway. Best of luck. You sound like the kind of guy people love to be around and I'm sure you'll find what you're looking for.

>>36824612
>Honestly, as an American

Not sure why but I can't stop fucking laughing at this, thx.

>>36822147
your family doesn't really matter if you're going to kill yourself, nothing matters in that regard. Good luck with it OP.

Post something on this thread on the way down

OP, can you at least record your suicide on video or something? Wouldn't want such an artistic performance to go to waste.

OP is dead already it seems. He's not replying anymore.

I'm thinking about doing it tonight too. But how do you KNOW that it's The End?
Everything in my life is terrible and will never improve, however little things like good meals and going on nature walks make me want to live.

Leaving a note is also important for legal reasons. Without it, your death will be "investigated" and close relatives most likely questioned, before it will be ruled a suicide. Leave a SIGNED and dated note, stating that nobody assisted you with the suicide and nobody knew about your intentions.

Why do all these guys committing suicides not trying to do something useful instead? Like killing a few politicians before killing themselves?

>>36826447
why are dumb people like you so common?

>>36826486
>many great deeds in the world cannot be committed without condemning yourself to repercussions
A man who has nothing to lose, not even his own life, is limited by nothing.
>I HAVE THE POWER OF GOD

>>36826740
those people are killing themselves for crying out loud. where do you think theyre gona find the drive to kill your least favorite politician?

Is op dead yet?


Posto oregano

At least make a few slices of toast and maybe some bacon you sicko

>>36822147
>last meal is eggs
If you are going to kill yourself at least treat yourself before you doing the deed

Goodnite sweet prince
>his last meal was eggs

>>36827115

Corned beef hash omelette and wheat toast. Glass of chocolate milk.