Be grateful, wagecuck.

>>36819899
why are pepe's arms human?

>>36819913
This. Would have been perfect if not for that.

>>36819899
doesn't understand automation. burger flippers at McLards and garbagemen who have to work in the rain and filth at 6am are not honorable jobs.
They will be replaced by machines and then they can be creative and productive because they were liberated from slavery

>>36819973
McDonalds is based, fuck off faggot

>>36819913
There is actually a human standing behind him holding up the sign.

>>36820042
This. It's obviously a wagie who's going to give his neet overlord a reach around

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>>36819913
But his arms are green!

>>36820266
>But his arms are green!

NICE!

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>>36819899
NEETs are like fedora atheists, if your way is superior and correct, then why are you so obsessed with trying to prove your point?

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>>36820520
NEETs are sexy desu

>tfw no qt twinkboi NEET butt to rail under his comfy blanket

>>36820520
>Le everyone I don't like is a fedora tipper meme
Come now wagie, has mindless labor completely turned your brain to mush?
You can do better than ad hominems.

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Looks like wagie here is jealous that his wife gets all of the neet cock. Fortunately the NEET has the kindness to allow our downtrodden cuckie a little taste.

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>>36819899
>>36820266
I'm glad this is becoming a meme. I think that you should use the "SLAVE" edit though for greater effect.

Either way, fuck Mike Rowe.

>>36819899
Arms need to be green, i will fix it later.

I have the same watch as him. Mike Rowe is pretty based, every NEET I've met has been an unattractive, bitter waste of human flesh.

>>36821688
Sounds like you haven't met very many neets. They are generally very attractive people, and less bitter than wagies as they lead fulfilling lives pursuing their passion.

>>36819899

more like C U C K pledge

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>>36819899
This is confirmed by OP's fine set of dubs.

>>36819899
Do wagecucks actually believe this shit and follow these principles?

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>pls do all the backbreaking manual labor work so I can continue to narrate shitty shoes
Mike Rowe is such a comedian

>>36823445
>to narrate shitty shoes

what?

More like "Good goyim pledge".

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>>36823477
>he doesn't know Mike Rowe makes tons of money narrating shows while everyone else makes slightly over minimum wage doing all the hard work

FUCKING NEEETS FUCK YOU. YOU DONT EVEN WORK A JOB. YOU SIT AT HOME AND MOMMY AND DADDY SUPPLY. YOU EVERYTHING LAZY FUCK. NOBODY REALLY LIKES YOU. ALSO IF YOU ARE FUCKING SOMEONE YOU ARE A NORMIE. GO BACK TO NORMIELAND NEETS.

>>36823966

Calm down there, friend. Do you think that maybe you are displacing your anger towards Nosebergs on those of us who have the good sense not to fall for that shit? No, we don't work jobs. Our time is far too valuable to waste like that. What we provide is many times more valuable, so be grateful and just kick the dog or beat your kids like a normal ragie wagie.

>>36819899
>be grateful that you get to do minimum wage, bottom of the barrel jobs that make you want to die while I get to make millions on TV watching others do hard work and critique them
somebody needs to beat the shit out of mike rowe desu

>>36823966
I am gainfully employed and could be considered a wagecuck according to this board but even I have enough self-respect and dignity to point out the next-level cuck bullshit that is contained in this "pledge."

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>>36823966
RAGIE WAGIE RAGIE WAGIE!

>I don't want to sign a pledge...
"WE:OAIHEOAWHE:OIAWHE:OIAWHE:OIH"

>>36824101
Mike "the Corporate Hoe" Rowe is a little bitch who can't even handle touching a lava lamp for 2 seconds without crying about it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kbd2DucRe1M

>>36824228
Wagecuck just means you have to work for a living. In other words, you aren't financially independent. If you have enough money or a steady stream of income such that you do not need to work for a living then you are not a wagecuck even if you do hold a job that pays you. It's very simple yet so many are confused by this.

>>36819899
This is some ultra capitalist bullshit. Just hire robots if you hate humans that much.

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>>36824228
Like I pointed out in the other thread, some of his "pledges" contradict each other, and it's also obvious he never worked PT wagecuck jobs. Take #7, for instance, which you probably took as truth yourself at one time before the bitter truth.
Expectation:
> Wow, Anon has been getting here early and staying late everyday!
> He even likes cleaning out the toilets, doing jobs everyone else is reluctant to do.
> What a champ, he's getting promoted to assistant manager

Reality:
> Wow, Anon has been getting here early and staying late everyday!
> He's over his hours, I guess I'll have to cut him back next week.
> also I guess he likes scrubbing toilets

>>36823861
You said shoes retard

>>36824392
>In other words, you aren't financially independent.

If a NEET is only "financially independent" because he is dependent on a welfare check every month, he isn't financially independent either. If he's living at home with his expenses paid by others he also isn't independent.

>>36819899
>>36820266
Working on a different version of this, what would you put on the N.E.E.T pledge?

>>36824597
That was probably a typo but to be fair he worked at QVC for several years so he probably did literally narrate shitty shows at some points.

>>36824644
FUCK I MEANT SHITTY SHOES

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>>36824597
>I have zero arguments to counter so I have to resort to pointing out typos and calling people retards
Wagecucks everyone.

>>36824644
even selling crap over the tv in a paid for suit and comfy chair doesnt compare to door door soliciting

>>36824768
I'm a NEET dumbfuck

>>36824792
Sure you are, sockpuppet.

>>36824856
Not an argument please desist.

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YOU LITTLE SHIT, WHERES YOUR FUCKING JOB?
IM KICKING YOUR ASS TO THE CURB BY TOMORROW IF YOU DONT START PAYING RENT!

>>36824856
Nice argument stupid fag

>>36825091
Says the sockpuppet wagecuck that had no actual argument.

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>>36825105
watcha gonna do, wagie? you have to go to work eventually and I'll just come back in

>>36824618

That sounds more independent than a wagecuck. You're trying to weasel around but the fact is you work for a check that you need, and I don't work because I am able to support myself without working. At least you know the value of a dollar and a hard days work.

I've always wondered if getting the things you want that came at a significant personal cost is really better than just living well with no wants. I can't imagine enjoying my beer, books, or homegym anymore which is why I haven't tested it yet. Could you weigh in for us?

>>36825105
Go to bed, grandpa'. You're drunk and I live here. This is America, you're not in Vietnam anymore.

>>36825166
I'll lock the door ;)

>>36823364
American wagies unironically do.

>>36825233
*breaks window*
*shits on floor*
heh, nothing personnel wagie

>>36825233
>implying your wife wouldn't let me in
She craves the neet dick and you just don't have what it takes to please her. Didn't you ever wonder why her breath smells like rancid cock some afternoons when she kisses you? Or why she says ' not tonight babe I'm feeling a little sore'?

>>36819899
Someone should make a NEET pledge

>>36820266
oh yeah, sorry