>your oneitis just sent you this snap How does it make you feel?

I don't have a oneitis lmao

That may be true, but mine is much more aesthetic.

I say "omg!!!" and stop talking to her.

>>36819376
Nothing, her nipples aren't pink desu

:3

>>36819376
>3x
women are so bad a spatial reasoning.

>>36819376
>3x

Unless your cock is like 2.5 inches that's impossible

>brown nipples
>brown cock
i don't really care if subhumans fuck each other

>>36819376
So no one send me this snap, cool.

it would be her fucking another girl because she has a girlfriend.

>>36819376
Idk how snap chat works.
But I'd need to go savagely beat that man.

>>36819376
>mascara running
>she was in pain and crying the entire time from taking that
>implying she was emotionally invested at all (which is more to a woman during sex) because she was too busy thinking about OP and how to get back at him

I think you win in this scenario OP.

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lol thanks for the free nudes

>>36819437
>>36819475
If you estimate that dick to be about 8" x 6" and say the other dude has a smaller than average 4.5" x 4.5", than that dick would actually be about 3 times more voluminous.

>>36819376
I'd never have feelings for a girl like that.

I cry and smoke myself to def

>>36819376
>having a smartphone
>having a crush
I want normalfags to leave

>take screenshot
>post on public media

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>brown nipples
>spiteful enough to send a snap like that
looks like nothing of value was lost

>>36819528
kek'd hard

original thanks, friend.

Tfw r9k has elite nipple taste

>>36819376
I imagine I'd be quite upset

>>36819565
Yeah except women don't think in volume, they just see something and are like "Oh this coke bottle is 3 times bigger than this remote!"

Also she's only saying that to be mean to OP, likely he has a normal dick that's 5-6x4.5-5.

>>36819503
I can relate to this.
The girl that would be perfect is bisexual has has a gf.
If gay shit was illegal, she would be mine.

>>36819435
would you include the ""??
i think that would make all the difference

>>36819376
should be "his cock is at least 3x the size of yours lol" to make it more personal

>>36819376
Ask her for a threesome 2bh

>>36819376
>how does she bait me and bate him :'(

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>>36819376
>snap
Fuck off normie

>someone took the time to save that picture and photoshop the snapchat stuff

this cuck shit needs to stop

i want 4chan to fucking die

>>36819952
/r9k/ really should have stayed deleted, its done nothing but ruin the lives of everyone its come into contact with

>normal can't handle the cuck bantz

Lmaooooooo

>>36820006
I got a qt gf
Oneotis is for dags desu

>>36820006
But where would social retards find other like minded people?

>>36819436
This. Just an asian slut

>>36819376
This actually looks exactly like my dick and it's a little worrying

>>36819376

I remind her that size doesn't matter and small dicks feel exactly the same to her anyway.

I'd just say k, that always pisses people off.

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>>36819376
>don't have a oneitis
>don't have "snap"

I am neither a faggot nor a normalfag, how dare you assume I am either

>>36819376
>Screen shot it
>share with her friends
>they all abandon her because she cheated on me
>Tyrone leaves her
>she has nothing

It would be a bad move on her part desu

>>36819376

Wonder if my oneitis is fucking a tranny and why he sent a picture of his own dick instead of hers.

>>36819686
this. fuck those kinds of women

>>36819376
Post that photo on social media with the caption
>Does anyone here care?

>>36819376

>mocks men that have small penis
>doesn't even have one

someone's jelaus

Sorry but my oneitis isnt a shitskin

>>36819376
My oneitis is a sperqueen so i doubt she even has snapchat on her phone.

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>implying a woman has ever seen my benis

>>36819376

I would become gay and rape the other man and go to prison

In prison I would become the butt bandit and I'd be busting cheeks all day and splitting ass so much my dick would be called the wood chopper because I split those cheeks in half.

After raping all these men in prison and getting AIDs and every other disease I would be released on good behavior and then I would find my oneitis and rape her giving her all the diseases I gained from my time as a rapist in prison