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Asian Man Meme

How do I stop living off takeaways lads. After work I have no motivation to cook and just want to sleep

Just finished watching The Frighteners (Directors Cut)

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>Wo youdian bushufu
>Go to see Shipman Yisheng
>Gives me a lethal dose of memes instead

Is it wrong to fuck my step-siblings' step-sister who is no relation to me?

>>36818848
Get fat and die or spend 10 minutes cooking your own food. Hmmm...

Just learn to cook, currys are simple it's mostly powder. Bit of ground ginger, ground cumin, turmeric, garam masala, chillis and peppers.

Fucking simple lad.

They can be super healthy as well, just cook with no oil and stay away from butter currys or anything adds milk/cream. Use brown rice.

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So the biggest red pill of them all is the truth behind the banking system?

>>36818902
And by step I mean half.
It's my half-siblings' half-sister.

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>>36818848
take it one step at a time. start by cooking yourself something small, and gradually work your way up to lengthy meals

force yourself to it by any mean, whatever gives you energy. maybe blast on some rock music. keep telling yourself that you can do it and think about the positive outcome it will give you when you take the right steps

you can do it chief, believe in yourself.

>>36818903
>Just learn to cook

I know how to cook I just cannot be bothered too cook

>>36818902
I vote for this to be a new meme. Asking /britfeel/ what is wrong or not.

Is it wrong if I steal from large multinational corporations?

>>36818902
nah i think that's ok. that said, i would fuck my aunt

>>36818928
Then youre a fucking embarrasment lad and have no excuse.

>>36818937
>being this mad

Jesus lad simmer down

>>36818956
You're the lad that needs to do a bit of simmering you fat fuck.

>>36818928
It's a lot cheaper than eating takeaway

>>36818968
>not even fat

But that was a good joke I'll give you it

>>36818933
I thought /moralfeel/ was last thread

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>>36818752
Black does it better edition

Oh, it's great being black in a white neighborhood

>White boys wont DARE start a fight with you

"intimidates whites guy*

>You get to fuck EVERY white girl within a one mile radius with your beautiful big black...

*cuts to interracial sex scene*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tyhmlS-CMsQ

>>36818968
Oi fuck the cunt off simmering down lads keep it high-energy in here please

Take Me Out in 5 minutes

>>>/tv/82451297
>>>/tv/82451297
>>>/tv/82451297

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>>36818968
please bring more positive vibes, it makes things better for everyone. take a deep breathe and think about what you;re saying. we are all bound by our emotions sometimes, i am not judging you.

Anyone in Northants? I've been here for a couple of months now and FUCK ME IT'S SO FUCKING DULL

Seriously what is there to do in the peice of shit place?

Another day of /working construction/ lads, as if the 4 working days preceding Saturday was not enough.
Had little choice but to make myself available because of my responsibilities. Some of them cunts work 7 days a week like it's normal, claim to enjoy it. How is that possible lads??

>>36818995
>they all have jobs

>>36818995
>firefighter
>gym instructor

Could you imagine a take me out for men looking for gfs and the gfs were supermodels or singers. People would be mad af over it

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>accidentally give myself a new fetish
>only 12 things on sad panda
I'm not saying what it is, because I'll get bullied
Post waifus

>>36818549 #
I can't talk though

When my GP asks questions, I don't know how to answer

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>>36819082
Posting, pretty cosy day today but can sorta tell it will be monday before I know it.

Might go to ASDA for some chocolate

>>36819082
tell me lad. you want to talk about it. i wont judge you.

ive wanked to some right nasty stuff in the past

>>36819010
Shove your borrowed philosophies up your ass.

>>36819082
Come on mate, spit it out

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>>36819082
pls tell me no bully
you can say 3dpd whilst you tell me about it if it makes you feel better

>>36818912

>it's the bankers man, the fucking bankers are ruining everything

Mmm hmm, and who are the bankers?

>the suits man, they're thieves, they're just gangsters with diplomas dude, they-

Yes, but... WHO are they?

>WHAT ARE YOU GETTING AT? WHAT ARE YOU SOME KIND OF RACIST OR SOMETHING? IT'S A PURE COINCIDENCE

Purge all normies.

>>36819082
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d_Mx9bJowcs

>>36819192
yeah banged this chick like 4 months ago at some party
she's an alright lay

>>36819010

So what the Buddy is saying is that you should poison your enemies. Thanks Buddy!

>>36819231
k mate

>>36819237
alright calm down lad no need to get shirty

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>>36819180
i originally hope you have a nice day

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Milk Cat 34

pretty poor line up on pointless tonight lad

>>36819234
he is saying that holding onto anger and allowing yourself to be moved by it will cause you suffering

>>36819252
Stay creamy milk cat

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Watching Swansea play lads, nervous as fuck

>>36819197
It's the banking SYSTEM bro. Doesn't matter what kinda person is taking advantage of it, the system needs changing. No one institution should be able to charge others money for lending money they don't even own

>>36819246
I hope you wake up from your bullshit and realise that you can't make someone feel better by posting a stupid fucking image with faux positive vibes. I really really hope you do. We all remember what being 18 is like.

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>>36819197
You're not ready for the truth lad, cut down on the fluoride and come back later.

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>"Oi bruv, did you just say something about my waifu?"

What do you do?

>>36819415
Yeah, mate, she's a lovely lass, happy for you two

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>>36819330

You really need to study your history of banking lad.

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>>36819401
Maybe you should check your flouride levels too... There are TWO men ruling this world, they are the ones who conjured up the rigged banking system in the first place

>>36819320
hope you stay up, we might get to sign bartley then

>>36819415
tell my man SHUT UP

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Time for some Cilla

Britnormies on Take Me Out RN lads

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"It's very hard for a waifu to want to be with someone that's with Amber Rose - I had to take 30 showers before I got with Tsumugi-chan"

>>36819457
>Bartley

why? He's not even our best defender, Mawson is our best defender by far

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>>36819476
Leave pls
>>36819480
>>36819415
This is my new favourite thing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gsNaR6FRuO0

If you remember this you had a good childhood

>>36819504
>good childhood
>sat indoors with shit internet

>>36819492
he was good for us (leeds) this last season

>>36819504
90's kid btw

>>36819504
Still like the sound of this. desu

>tfw most britfeel posters are under 18

you can just tell

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>>36819334
the idea is to create a positive, comfy environment.

images and words do influence peoples mood, even if it only for a brief moment. people need to take the initiative themselves if they wish to truly change themselves.

look at the power of images in the nazi era. look at the power of images in regards to propaganda.

>>36819577
>tfw old enough to be a britfeel posters dad if i was a hyperchad 16 year old

What's the hottest chilli you've ever eaten lads?

>>36819450
I don't need to m8, I'm Jewish.

>>36819577
how new are you here? according to the polls, the average age is around 24 or 26, i can remember correctly.

>>36819689
>calls someone new
>takes bait

>>36819637
The one your mum makes after we fuck.

Why after I get pissed do I not eat for a few days?

>>36819689
>you really think someone would do that? just go on the internet and tell lies?
origamiblox

>>36819577
I wish I were under 18

Should I get into the vinyl meme?

>>36819699
Fair enough. Her chilli is really good but its not that hot. Usually I have to put Tabasco in tbqhwy haha

>>36819699
WAAAHEEY!

Random question but has anyone here licked a girl out? what does it taste and smell like? are there variations between women based on anything more than if theyve had a shower or not? like would eating and drinking certain things effect the taste of vag?

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>>36819723
Maybe something to do with how eating consumes water, and you are dehydrated from the drinking? Probably more psychological than that.

>>36819745
Salty milk and coins
The texture is like bags of sand

>>36819762

forgot about the salty milk and coins thing des, should have seen it coming a mile away, no pun intended

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>>36819502
How about you leave, chuck

>>36819745
Yeah tastes like sand, feels like a bag of pennies.

>>36819762
t.reddit boi

>>36819781

what does sand taste like? what happens if she has sand in her vag? does it taste double strong? am confus

>>36819736
i predominately use vinyl records for listening to music and a part of me wishes is just got cd hi-fi system.

viynls sound good and they are nice to collect but they are annoying to clean, its a piss take if you want to listen to a specific song, and if you are listening to an album in the last 20 year it is probably going to be a double lp and changing sides 4 times can be a bit annoying.

cds probably sound just as good.

>>36819745
doesnt really taste of anything
smells bad

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>>36819745
My fwb has asked me to "eat her ass". I absolutely do not want to do this despite it being popular for some reason

>>36819745
ive licked out two girls.

couldent really smell anything and kinda tasted like mucus to me, didnt really taste of much.

i quite liked it but it got boring after a few minutes

>>36819843

dont do it lad thats asking to get sick, you could get some kind of poisoning surely, what does her vag taste like tho?

>>36819843
Might as well be gay if you're gonna do butt stuff

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post husbandu

waifus are degenerate

>>36818903
>just cook with no oil

And use what? Butter? Don't make me fookin laugh.

Oil is perfectly fine. There are low-fat options available if you fall for that meme.

>>36818903
>just cook with no oil
absolute madman

>>36819615
Your right. It makes me MAAAD

>>36819843
Make sure she actually fucking cleans herself out with enemas whatever, not the typical roastie logic way of "OH MY BUMS CLEAN COS IM A PRETTY GIRL" because you'll prolly get shit nuggets on your tongue if she doesn't

>>36820013
Don't listen to this virgin. Prepping kills the mood.

>>36820033
she can do it before you fucking arrive...

>>36820033
You're supposed to tell them a couple hours in advance or put it on the sex calendar

>>36820033
lad you're supposed to put it on the sex calendar

>>36820066
HMMMMM
hmmmmmmmmmmmm
HMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!

I wonder wonder wonder who is behind THIS post

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Ok here's the photo proving im not a made-up character guys

>>36820033

m8 are you serious? you put it on the sex calendar first

Why are all the Redmi note 4 reviews on youtube by Indians?

>>36819885
>>36819970
You can use water you butts.

https://www.forksoverknives.com/plant-based-cooking-how-to-cook-without-oil/

Other alternatives can be apple sauce

>>36820099
You probably 2bh m8

>>36820092
>>36820052
>arranging to have sex
t. virgins
You do it when the mood takes you. Nobody arranges the type of sex.

>>36820033
nah lah your suppose tae put it on the calendar

i once fucked a girl in the ass but i was too nervous to enjoy it

>>36820099
Whoa wait is THAT Monica?

Anyone have her #?

>>36820131
>admits not having a sex calendar
enjoy another night with your hand, permavirgin

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>>36820033
>he doesn't own a sex calendar

>>36820151
One hand on her thigh and the other pulling her hair probably.

What about you?

>>36820165
Both hands
On my
Cock

>>36820165

ill have to check my calendar laddy, i prefer to be organised instead of just jumping at any chance to shag any unit that rolls by

Must your armies, britfeel, for I decare war on GOD HIMSELF. Kev, kek, it makes no difference - all will fall to the almighty girl squad.

>>36820033
You know what also kills the mood? Literally eating shit when you didn't expect to.

>>36820204
>putting your tongue and mouth into an anus

Well what were you expecting?

>>36820195

>In today's episode of /britfeel/, Poleaboo has half a shandy and goes mad with power.

>cheers
>thanks
>ta

Pick one and only one
Feel free to add if I've forgotten any

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>>36820204
>when you didn't expect to.
wh....when do you expect to eat shit?

>>36820165
Shit I think we're doing missionary but it might be BDSM night, i'll have to check my calendar

You sex lads are disgusting. You do know poo and wee comes from there. Just have a pure glass of water instead

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/britfeel/

I have 350 Bongos Steam credit.

What game do I buy right now?

>>36820229
Thank you perhaps?

>>36820213
a clean anus?
>>36820234
when you're getting a fecal transplant

>>36820247
wee comes from a different hole you fuck

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>>36820222
You have until 11 pm to muster your defences, pleb.

>>36820247
>2017
>thinks girls piss from their arse
>doesnt have a female bodily functions calendar
shiggy

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>this discussion

>>36819615
>Be generous, kind and welcoming
>Muslims burn your lands, rape your women
>Many such cases

>>36819637
Went to a specialist and tried the hottest natural and hottest engineered chilis. So the very hottest ones in the world. Was a little bit disappointed but there again I only had a tiny bit on a cracker.

>>36820247
>poo and wee comes from there
wtf are you a snake?

Shit lads I've only gone and double booked tomorrow on my sex calendar

what do i do?

>>36820339
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Threesome

since when did brit feel because so normie?

im not complaining

>tfw about 42 percent of marriages end in divorce in the uk

what is even the point, lads

>>36820302

it puts the lotion on it's skin or else it gets the hose again

oregano

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>>36820357
I am. Especially when this is the face of the type of normie that posts here and the sort of girls he's bragging about.

>>36820366

just as well ill never get married since women dont find me attractive

me = winning

Fuck lads I've only gone and been using a 2015/2016 sex calendar

>>36820366
Expect this number to go up rapidly over the next few years.

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>>36820229
>Pick one and only one

B-but what do you do when you're holding a door open for multiple people

>>36820388
>Thanks for letting me hold this door for you

Are you a cuckold?

>>36820379
Keep hold of it lad, it will be worth a fortune in years, i still have a mint condition 1969 sex calendar, before anyone bothered to make time for a pube shaving

>>36820402
>no brits out
every brit conversations has to include at least 5 sorryies and 3 thank yous

>>36820402
Are you british lad? Everyone I've met always says cheers or thanks in place of your welcome

>>36820450
>>36820466
wow you brits are gay
no wonder your country is being taken over by muslims

>>36820466
I say nice one

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>get black out drunk last night
>make an account on a mature dating website
>message a 48 year old women that lives close to me
>she's just replied

>>36820502

get in there lad, post pics of her pls

>>36820502
kek, post an eddited screenshot of the convo

>>36819082
ive been rotting on this site for 7 years and i never got past sadpanda. i cant be the only one

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>>36820540
you dont want to unless you wanna get v&

>>36820540
Don't you make an account on the other site and waif for a bit? I forget how long.

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>>36820531
here lad
>>36820539
I have to pay to view my convo apparently, fuck that

>>36820570
you don't even need to wait you just need to clear your cookies

>>36820571

definitely shag her m8, i would if i had half a chance

>>36820571
Hopeing anon pays and then finds out that it was a bot.

>>36820540
You need to install a botnet in order to access it. Mug's game.

>>36820598

>Hopeing

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>>36820204
>implying it would bother me

>>36820571
Also what site
asking for a friend

>>36820607
>Hopeing
to hope about an online event
Who is the retard now?

>>36820540
You can't have tried very hard.

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Lads, are sex calendars real thing? I think I'm getting memed.

>>36820262
tales of berseria, nier automata, ff x remaster

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>>36820374
STILL WAITING

ORIGINALBLOXXXXXX

>>36820649
you cant be that much of a neet?

>>36820649

People have busy lives anon, you have to organise these things.

>>36820633
i tried once, made an account with a fresh browser on that forum site or whatever, sad-panda dissapeared but still couldnt get in
i read you have to play that stupid hentai game on the forum but i got bored after 2 min

>>36820649
>implying any of us have any reason to have one

All I want is a gf to call me puppy

>>36820649
What date is it in great britain?

>>36820649
Ye mate some people just use their regular calendars but some people have so much sex they need a separate calendar.

>>36820654
story behind this?
story behind this?

>>36820649

sex calendars are a normie thing but they are a thing

i have an imaginary mental sex calendar and add qts to it when i see them on my adventures to the shop and back

>>36820649
I imagine so, I could see myself having a wank then being pissed about having to have sex later that day

>>36820649

They are not.
The closest you'll get are family planning calenders which you use to determine the best time for your wife to get pregnant.

2 days until finals very stressed friends

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Lads is it ok to listen to rap music if i'm a skinny white nerd?

>>36820748
Found Peter hitchens

>>36820759

serves you right for going to uni

>>36820729
Basically...
>>36820374 went fully autistic because he dosen't like social media, so he decided he would get back at /britfeel/(ers) by Doxxing them and their groups (Discord, steam, FB, etc)

Nobody really cared and he got very angry.

Basically it.

Join britfeel groups if you want, he stopped doxxing people when he realized that he just looked like a massive autist.

>>36820783
pIease dont say that

guys i wanna make a robot butler for my mum how do i begin?

>>36820796
He's right you know.

origini

>>36820796

has to be said laddy, im sure people warned you before you went, or applied even

>>36820812
I'll wrap myself in tinfoil if I can service your mum

>>36819750
>eating consumes water

How on earth could this possibly be true?

>>36820763
of course lad

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vQBBLRCQV0w

>>36819723
If I get proper drunk I don't eat until late the next day cause anything I eat just comes up again.

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>>36819750
>Maybe something to do with how eating consumes water

>>36820796
See the sad thing about a guy like you is, in 50 years you're gonna start doing some thinking on your own and you're gonna come up with the fact that there are two certainties in life. One, don't do that. And two, you dropped 40 fuckin grand on an education you could a got for 50p in late charges at the public libraaary

>>36820796
you got it wrong man. being stressed is completely natural and happens to everyone. the sooner you realise it the better
its part of the education

>>36820763
im sure a lot of rap fans are skinny white nerds.

favorite rap artist though?

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>>36819750
>Maybe something to do with how eating consumes water

explain pls

just been invited to the pub by some normie and im about to leave lads

gonna try and climb out of this rut. this is it

>>36820930
im not saying that it should be a calling for everyone and stuff like that but i would genuinely feel bad if i wasnt studying and did not have deep knowledge over at least one thing in life

>>36820763
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88jr9QUxbcs

aye laddy

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>>36820763
Go and read the comment sections of uk drill videos, being called white is an insult. You will never be accepted

Can someone explain why pharmacies take so fucking long to get a prescription?

I've had enough.

>>36820930
thank you for your reply however i am not paying anything also the degree i am doing cannot be obtained in a public library

>>36820947
yes but not that stressed i just want it to be over i put in everything and more and last semester people who studies way less had better grades i dont want to be a brainlet im trying hard not to be one i just want to be done and relax but what if i dont pass i want to stay in bed and post here you are my only friends i am having a hard time living i also have
no gf goodnight

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>>36821016
no idea it upsets me as well

>>36821030
good luck with your exams lad, i've been there I know how it be

>>36820956
changes all the time but right now it's Kendrick

Got over 300 quid in credit card debt again haha

>>36821064
give me a better lyrics than this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oCd6SQ67k-Y

>>36821091

sell your testicles, they are offering 35,000ameribong each for them

>>36821091
We need to stop spending so much money on those 'sculptures' from bad dragon.

>>36821061
thank you i will do my best

>>36821091
but hey at least you got a 25 quid amazon voucher out of it right

you're a retard and a half moni

if you guys wanna chat on discord, consider using the Glorious Nation of Britfeel server.
discordDOTgg/dvEkcPG

>>36821108
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sbJrCHCsN4Q&list=PLHG084VWAN0UaT71w7U7vX39qIsWHmoGu&index=1

these are better lyricists

Had willy wars scheduled for the 10th on my sex calendar but think I'm gonna have to cancel ffs

>>36821201

whats happened pal? I havent been in a willy war since 2009

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I hope all you fine lads are having a fine weekend.

- PM Kev x

>>36821200
I've never been able to enjoy lyrics in music. If a song doesn't have a nice flow and beat then I'm automatically out

>>36821201
Layers of semen filling your pores
It's never gay on willy wars

Just howled with laughter with my mum at Britain's got Talent

>>36821111
My testicles aren't in functional enough condition for anyone to want to buy them

>>36821119
Not even I'd waste my money on that

>>36821146
eh, tbf, it is mostly stuff I'd have bought anyway
It's not like I spent money on thin air

>>36821200
https://youtu.be/l3LFML_pxlY
These are better

>>36821235
These white pattys obsessed with black culture lool

>>36821223

We have a situation prime minister kev, everyone keeps talking about sex calendars and they are making me jealous, might have to chair a COBRA meeting

>>36821219
Emergency penis inspection with the cock doctor ffs

>>36821201
Fucking hell lad i haven't done willy wars in yonkers
I'm gonna have to schedule that soon

>live in a male dominated world
>society is rigged for my benefit
>still fail
>over and over again
stings in a way that makes me want to end myself

>>36821200
I only listen to real rap

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hm1YFszJWbQ

>>36821261
Just use your sex calendar as your fap calendar. I won't judge you.

- PM Kev x

>>36821286
>society is rigged for my benefit

give me one(5) example

>>36821235
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HmG58of5f-I

these are better

https://youtu.be/T1urq4Vb0XM
REAL RAP COMING THROUGH

>>36821325
I'm male( white, heterosexual, cisgender, able-bodied, European)

>>36821323

youre always the best at advice sexy kev, i dont know what id do without you

is skepta disliked in the uk or is there like a stereotype against the people who listen to him? i remember someone making a joke about him but cant remember for sure

>tfw having to delete stuff to clear space on my 3 TB porn drive

Lads

How much would you say is too much porn? Is there such a thing?

>>36821286
it mostly about class lad.

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>>36821346
Just promise me to keep /britfeel/ as comfy as you can.

- PM Kev x

>Guns don't kill people, Rappers do
>I seen it in a documentary on BBC2
>Shot to death outside Hyper value
>Guns blazing like Michael Caine in "Zulu"

>>36821325
people who hold power are white men
I'm a white man
you do the math

>>36821359
>3TB
Impressive, how is it organized?

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Takeaway lads, tasty chicken and spuds from local place

>nigger music
disappointing

>>36821374

I love a good comfy thread, post some comfy pics from my nightwalks every now and again, you have my word sexy kev

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>>36821397
>roast potatoes from a takeaway

>>36821392
>how is it organized?

Badly.

I wrote a program that generates thumbnail sheets for the videos and then you can tag them and search for specific content later on the basis of those tags, but now I'm faced with the monumental task of actually going through and tagging everything.

/britfeel/ is a late 90s/early 00s pop punk music zone.
Kev can confirm it.

>>36821386
as an average lad this doesnt help. if anything people start to think you got the advantage just because youre the same color as the people who hold power

>>36820262
Metro 2033 and Metro last light

>>36821424

can we not have some mid-late 2000s emo/scream thrown in there? It makes me think of the youth i could have had if i wasnt such a shut in

>tfw you will never fuck a qt scene/emo grill just by being part of the subculture

ffs some cackling normie whores have moved in downstairs

post high-energy positive tracks

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lIASHb0AcAY

>>36821460

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9L2G32EkoVg

>>36821441
good post Iad

>>36821450
No lad. They ruined the scene.

>>36821428
ikr
owmen helping women is the "sisterhood"
men helping men is "patriarchy"

>>36821471

please dont say that, dont ruin my fantasies ;_;

eating popcorn crumbs off the carpet

what has my life become

>use lube with butt plug for the first time
>ever since I've had constant phantom shits

H-how long until this goes away? It's weird not needing to wipe

>>36821525
was never really a problem for me after like 20-30 min but i heard it takes hours for someone

>>36821450
scene kids were the hottest shit, man

I feel blessed to have gone to secondary school when the whole thing took off

quite like halestorm, but their schtick of "look, I'm a GIRL who plays GUITAR" is wearing thin
and it seems to be in every song

>>36821525
You have the gay superpower, good job anon

>>36821525
>Phantom Shit
>A Punished Anus

>>36821565

ill never stop fantasising about what i missed, i finished school in 2006 but it was mostly chav bellends at my school anyway so i didnt really miss much there

>>36821629
>tfw own a 1:1 bionic arm from MGSV
>wondering if I can fist myself.

>>36821653
it's not worth it len

WHY Satan

WHY did you abandon me

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>>36821653
>tfw i only have the itty bitty one

>>36821675
How else can I feel that closeness of Miller and Boss in the box?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tEZxZpy11Z8

>>36821016
My brother works at one, each prescription has to be checked 3 times by different people.

>>36821712
You can get the 1:1 one via Nsurgo. I did, cheeker fuckers marked it as a gift so I got through customs unraped. Top lads tbqh.

>Bought the Riobot Sally, Nendo/Vulcanlog/Both Revolmini Venom Snakes too.
Fucking issues tbqh.

This is now a normie-free zone.

It's the only way to preserve comfort.

You don't need to be virgin but you can't be normie.

- PM Kev x

>>36821782

Prime minister sexy kev putting is foot down, this is exactly what /britfeel/ needs, normies kindly find your way over to /int/ or /pol/

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>>36821782
Please stop this lad. Everyone is welcome as long as they keep the comfy and not judge others because of their status.

Except poleaboo

- PM Kev x

>>36821768
I have a revolmini solid snake and vulcanlog venom snake.
Also got liquid and raiden play arts kai

>>36821825

no no no, we need rid of them, they arent nice to us so we shouldnt be nice to them

>>36821782
>>36821825
Well, fuck, now what lads?

>>36821782
I can't believe you'd do this to me Kev

>>36821827
Raiden Pak. Ouch.

Got both Raidens, the MGS Snake and Gray Fox revolminis.
Shocked at the price of Gray Fox on the market not.

Oh also got the PW Snake Revoltech. Never a fan of that figure though.
The D-Spec Rex is a cute fuck too.

>>36821782
>You don't need to be virgin but you can't be normie.
what did he mean by this?

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>>36821845
The ones who aren't nice, yes we make them leave via bodyslams or shaming.
But the ones who come and integrate into the comfy and feels regardless are welcome.

- PM Kev x

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I'm really tempted to buy more chicken guys

How would you describe the difference between goths and emos?

>>36821950
Goths don't care about dying, emos do

>>36821950

emos were more brightly coloured

l am virgin and proud

>>36821950
Listen to Sisters of Mercy and then listen to Fall out Boy.

That should sum it up nicely.

>>36821991
Proud of what exactly?

>>36821991
were all virgins by choice here

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>>36821991
You have nothing to be ashamed about lad.

- PM Kev x

>>36822020
get out of here you unvirgin

Some weird looks at Tesco lads, 10 crate of Stella and multipack of freddo.

Kev theyre kicking off, the lads are being very UNcomfy, i dont like this

>>36822062
He said he was proud you condescending prick

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>>36822025
preach homie, originally.

>>36822000
sisters of mercy are fucking top, lad

floodlands a best

>>36822062
KEV IS A FRAUD! HE DOES JUDGE US!

>>36822086
Some fine taste you got there tbqhwyl

>>36822110
There is no authority figure here, memed or not.

Is it just me or is this thread particularly comfy? What a lovely saturday evening

>>36821878
I got them massively reduced so I don't feel too bad about it.

I do want more figs but it's a hassle presenting them, i'm very particular about shelving and stuff

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>>36822166
I would like to point out your last 2 digits.

- PM Kev x

>>36822180
Aye that is true. I lost the motivation to open and pose them anymore.
Glad I got a cabinet for them though. Cleaned the collection up nicely.

gonna cry myself to sleep lads

>>36822255

Good lad, me too desu

>>36822255

its only half 9 m8

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>>36822167
Feel a bit miserable tbqh lad.

>>36822270
Holy fuck, so it is.
Feels more like 11.30 to me.

>>36822255
tried it already, its overrated

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>>36822255
those are some good dubs there anon
night night

>>36822270
nothing else to do might as well go to sleep am I right mate

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PEPE MARKET IS CRASHING LADS

BEST DUMP THOSE RARES FOR MAXIMUM PROFIT RIGHT NOW

http://www.cbr.com/pepe-frog-creator-kills-white-supremacist-icon/

>>36822182
Ta, what does u havin for tea senpai? I made do with chow mien kampf, spring roll, and egg fried rice, also had degenerate chips inb4 no chips from chinky crew

>>36822075
iktf lad, 2 litre of strongbow and a pack of jammy dodgers

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>>36818752
What are yous all drinking tonight? Vodka and cranberry juice here. Watching nightcrawler on bbc2 getting /comfy/

Ordered some shrooms from the deep web, still haven't arrived proper triffled about this whole situation tbqhwy.

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>>36822343
Funny you say that. I had a cheeky chinky too myself. Some beef and chicken in Szechuan sauce with rice.

- PM Kev x

>>36822348
I have 7 Stella left, and some "fancy" perry shit this mrs bought back from a hen do, first thing I looked at was content and it's 7.5% so will prob do that in as well, I struggle to watch tv these days so watching YouTube

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i have really small feet for a guy (size 5.5/6) does that mean im gay? (penis is 6-7 inches)

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Any other lads on fluoxetine? How you holding up? Pleb pills I know.

im beginning to understand why it felt like everything was predetermined when i had out of body experiences

>>36822394
ah yes, the meme sauce

>>36822440
You ever see weird black insects during your obe? I don't know what they are but they puzzle me.

>>36822445
>Szechuan
>Meme sauce

go on...

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>>36822445
I'M A RICKLE PICK

>>36822394
Are u washing it down with anything of substance To clear away the after taste?

>>36822322
Killing it off just makes it all the more valuable

>>36822439
Na, jacked it in. Takes too long to "kick in" felt like shit for 4 days and thought fuck that

Lads, I've had a few g&ts. Ask me anything.

(Not that I'm any different from the other anons...I'm not special, just bored).

cannae fall asleep lads

>>36822515
Where you from lad?
What's your prefered supermarket

>>36822322
This is fake news. Such a strip doesn't exist and the page doesn't link to anything Furie has done.

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>>36822322
So basically Pepe can continue without his thoughts since to him the character is dead.

Feels good man.

>>36822464
no, that sounds awfully strange. i seen another person once when doing it and i followed it for a bit until i got pulled back into my body

my mate said he seen a reptilian but i think he was lying and trying to show off. i personally dont believe in the reptilian stuff.

>>36822534
It's in the fantographics free comics day annual

>>36822515
Are u pat butcher?

any tips on falling asleep

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>>36822445
Oh yes...Sorry.
That show is banned on /britfeel/

- PM Kev x

>>36822561

i lie in bed and imaging what id do if i had a stop watch that could freeze and unfreeze time whenever i wanted

It involves alot of groping and stealing things

>>36822531

Originally from South Yorkshire (shit tier), now in Manchester.

Fave shop is probably...Tesco. Good beer deals, nice variation of food, tiger bread, good loyalty scheme.

>>36822566
Not him, but where is kevingham palace? South or north lad?

>>36822561
close your eyes and lay very still

>>36822547
Hmm I see them quite often, the insects anyway. black and crawling around. They're not everywhere mind. Keep your eyes peeled for them next time.

I haven't met anyone whilst doing it, I often wonder if you can get stuck during an obe never to return to your body.

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>>36822605
North of course.

- PM Kev x

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>>36822553

No lad, sorry.

>>36822602
Let's all go to Tesco, where anon buys his best clothes, la la la la

>>36822643
Stopped me mid fap there.

40 year old virgin starting on ITV lads

>>36822650

You cheeky cunt m8.

>tfw you can't even afford to buy clothes from Tesco.