Why don't you become a shaman? It has greatly improved my life.

I don't believe in these ancient religions.

>>36817816
Are you retarded?
Orwak

Because my intelligence and wisdom is too low, maybe when I get older

>>36817859
Not at all. This is why I don't believe in ancient tribal fairy tales.

What do you mean when you say shaman. It isn't one of those druggies' stuff right?
Currently I am learning a lot about herbs and nutrition so I become a kind of quasi-shaman.

>>36817582
Because its not real.

Like a weed shaman? I think I am already.

Magic is not real

I could get off my meds and live in a tent in the woods right out of town.

I'd make a decent shaman.

>>36817582
You aren't really a shaman.
You're a NEET that takes drugs and pretends he's a guru of spiritual nonsense. That's it.

>>36818109
Thats my plan. Except i will move everyday and walk around the planet.

Gotta get on disability bux first though. Getting readmitted (this time voluntarily) in 4 days. Wish me luck.

>>36818129
You can fuck off. You can't decide who is and is not a shaman

>>36817582
tell me how it improved your life. genuinely interested.

>>36817582
Because it doesn't pay shit. I want money and for everyone to fuck off. Tired of fucking people.

>>36819046
My life has a purpose

>>36819169
I don't do it for money, no shaman does.

>>36817582
I am attempting such.
It's tricky trying to invent a new religion that makes sense for the current era. But it's fun to try.

>>36817582
Does a world of Warcraft shaman count?

>trips on psychedelics
>wooah dudude I can feeel it huehue
>does more
>man it's like I know everything wooah dude
>I should like totally be a shaman dude
>haha alright first I gotta google what a shaman is

>>36817582
ure shaman?

You don't choose to be a shahmen and you need to be taken under the wing of one who will only take you if you've suffered an exorbitant amount of pain
Plus they usually have schizophrenia