Is it just me, or does anyone else here want to fight a goose?

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>>36817080
What have they done to you?
riginial [spoiler/]

>>36817200
They shit all over my fucking lawn like a bunch of autists.

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>>36817080
It's more of a pride thing. They strut around like they own the park. They need put in their place.

Some of them are pretty tough. I'd bring full gear and have a healer on standby

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>>36817221
i dare you to put some traps in your lawn and then cook the one you catch

>>36817224
Lol yes, they act so tough when you could trivially swing them around by their neck if you had the desire.

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>traditional goose hunting party

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I hate geese
Geese are the worst fucking animal
You try and feed the fuck faces alongside the ducks, i don't really give a shit about you ugly fucks but i give you bread anyway
AND WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU DO?
YOU HISS AT ME LIKE A CUNT
YOU FUCKING BITE ME, AND MY DUCKS
YOU HONK LIKE A HORRIBLE BROKEN FOG HORN
FUCK GEESE

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>Walk along the canal bank
>These water niggers strut up hissing and honking
>No one else is around
>Charge at them full speed
>Boot the closest one full in the face
>Looks appalled
>Can't believe what's happening
>Wade into battle risking life and limb
>Sustain beak injuries to the face and groin
>Break their wings and stupid welly boot feet with mighty human stomps
>Defeat their armies
>Rape their queen
>Now she's a loosey goosey and they lose standing among the Waterfowl Council

>>36817267
this
nice idea, evil lain

>>36818337
Fucking Kek

Include me in screenshot DZ

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>>36817317
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>>36817080
yes Someone understands !

FUCK GOOOSE, WE ARE HUMANS FOR FUCK SAKE, WE EXTERMINATED WHOLE SPECIES, GEES NEEDS TO LEARN A LESSON. DONT MESS WITH APEX.

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>>36818337
"Thanks" -first human bean.

what bird can really fuck your shit up? ostrich?

>>36818542
what bird can really fuck your shit up? ostrich?
Nah m8 kangaroo

>>36818562
Wrong, newfag. Emu

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GEESE ALWAYS RUIN MY TIME WITH THE GOATS, THEY ALWAYS COME RUNNING AT ME WHEN I COME TO FEED THE QT ANIMALS OF THE PETTING ZOO.
I get a strong urge to snap their necks every time I see these white devils prancing around like they own the fucking place. They deserve to get fucked up by the goats.

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Are you the OP for this thread?

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>all of these lanklets and obese neckbeards think they can take on chad thunderhonk

i hate geese too, but im fucking afraid of them, theyre vicious and can gang rape

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>>36818643
>chad thunderhonk
kekd

>>36818643
That faggot is just asking for a guillotine choke desu
>Implying geese have a decent ground game

During my lunch break I would walk near them but they'd pussy out and back down from my challenge every time. Since it's a felony to assault a Canada goose I needed the self-defense defense if I'm to engage one.

>>36818907
I'd like to see you square up with a goose just to see how it would rock your world.

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>>36819017
I think people massively overestimate geese desu