You look down friend. What're you havin?

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>>36810527

Give me a tequila with lemon and salt... and let me drown in my feels...

>>36810556
Sure buddy. What's on your mind?

>>36810580

Regret... pure fucking hatred regret...

I fucking hate myself more than nothing...

I've done lot of things in my life but i'm still inferior to every person where i'm from because i'm so fragile and ugly...

God, i wish i was dead.

>>36810527
a bottle of your finest bleach, please.
also whatever is in my wallet is your tip, thanks

Double gin & tonic

I'm so fucking tired of trying to do what I think is right. I work my ass off and get nothing in return. I always fuck up in the end. I should be dead.

>>36810608
Can I ask what you've done friend? Not to judge, I'm just a nosy bastard at heart.

>>36810647
Might I recommend a whiskey sour? Not quite as deadly. What's on your mind?

>>36810658
Coming right up. And what do you do anyways if I may ask?

>>36810527
Wild Turkey 101 on the rocks plz.

Leave the bottle.

>>36810671
s-sure. just old feels about my ex that i was hoping were gone

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>>36810527
A fairy bomb and a vodka shot. I require liquid courage and something more pressing then feelings to worry about

>>36810685
You have good taste. What's on your mind?

>>36810683

Wage slaving in an office. I just want to be a busboy for 3-4 nights a week, barely making enough to survive again.

>>36810701
Ah. Been there and done that my friend. Cheesy as it may be, but time does heal. Maybe not entirely, but it gets better.

>>36810733
The world is literally on the brink of destruction, my friend.

And I cant do anything about it.

*jeez what a depressive bunch*

bartender give a beer, unfiltred

>>36810729
Coming right up. And what do we need the courage for tonight?

>>36810748
And what makes that preferable? The freedom perhaps?

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>>36810758
It's not a bad thing, moralfag. Let it burn.

Alcohol has no medicinal qualities but is legal while marijuana is illegal. why can't we ban alcohol? people love it too much. i hate it. fucking disgusting.

>>36810527
That's I am down, my friend.

Jack and Coke, and whenever I finish it just pour me another until you ain't allowed to. I want to skip the buzz.

>>36810758
I wouldn't say that. Always something you could do, no matter how small it may seem.

>>36810780

>Alcohol has no medicinal qualities

It's an antidote for methanol poisoning, and used judiciously lowers the risk of heart disease.

>>36810765
Coming right up. And what's on your mind tonight?

>>36810780
fuck off hippie, go back to hippieville, in hippiestan

>>36810794
Don't listen to this, anon. You can't do jack. You're not powerful enough, well-connected enough, or smart enough. And if you were, you probably would want the world to burn too.

>>36810527
Sour Diablo

>>36810787
Coming right up. And why are we skipping the buzz tonight if I may ask?

>>36810815
And why is the world ending do you think?

>>36810806
i always found it funny to how come random people can load off their problems on a regular guy at the bar....

>>36810820
Coming right up. And how are we tonight?

>>36810835
Oh, I don't think! I don't know either. It's just pleasurable to taunt the suffering.

>>36810527
*cocks gun*

all of your money

>>36810839
Sometimes you just need someone to talk to. That's how it is, that's how it's always been.

>>36810527
Pint of guinness please mate, and a bag of salt and vinegar crisps

>>36810839
People are shit, sick, and twisted. They can't tell their families or friends jack but they'll burden a total stranger with their precious fee-fees. The good news is, talking solves nothing and their problems are still there after the bar closes.

>>36810843
>And how are we tonight?
I met a woman today who I could probably tell my deepest sickest shit to and we shared quite a bit.
She's in a long term relationship and has a child.
The woman I actually have "feelings" for ignored all my facebook messages and rejected me when I asked her out for drinks.

>>36810527
Manhattan, rye whiskey, neat.

What kind of a drink do you recommend for someone who never drinks?

>>36810846
I'd disagree but I ain't here to judge.

>>36810847
Now friend this is a fictional bar on an imageboard. You can't scare me with that.

>>36810825
Simply because it is preferable to not think. Too many problems, and too many of those are only in my head.

>>36810887
>I ain't here to judge.
That's okay, I am though. And the guys in here are about as low as they come.

>>36810855
Coming right up. From across the pond are we? What's on your mind stranger?

>>36810861
thats what i always thought, it seems iressponsible to just burden someone with your problems that you wont even try to fix. just shut up and drink your shit

>>36810866
Damn. I'm sorry to hear that. I can only wish you luck. If it's any consolation, I've been in a similar position.

>>36810527
Shot of straight vodka, please.

I really need it tonight.

>>36810873
Discerning are we? And what brings you round here?

>>36810875
I'd say a Whiskey Coke is always a decent start.

give me a molotov cocktail pls, it seems there are some hipsters that sit in the corner

>>36810941
It's odd.
Within 1/2h of talking we seemed thick as thieves.
At the very least it's a new friend

>>36810776
I guess..

I have my guns at the ready when all hell breaks loose.

>>36810958
>Whiskey Coke
Sounds good.

>>36810894
I know the feeling all too well. Anything not in your head you wanna get off your chest?

>>36810954
And why is that my friend?

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>>36810866
That sounds rough, anon. I hope it works out.

>>36810958
Just tired is all. A good drink helps me sleep better than almost anything.

rum and coke please

my ex is in love with a dead guy and i'm still in love with her

>>36810969
That it is. But if you do become friends be sure that's all your in it for. If you have these feelings it eats at you.

>>36810982
Coming right up. What's driven you to drink tonight?

>>36810970
>all hell
Prepare to be underwhelmed.
But at least you've got your guns.

>>36810996
Well, if you're the ghost then you've got nothing to complain about.

>>36811004
We shall see.

Originallaization

>>36810986
A fair point. Cheers to a good night then.

>>36810996
On the house. Sorry to hear that.

hello i just woke up with a hangover and im here to warn you: dont drink too much or youll have a hangover like me!

>>36810983
>I know the feeling all too well. Anything not in your head you wanna get off your chest?
There's things in my head I want to get out of my head, pal. I want to stop being so angry all the time. I want to stop focusing on women who don't want me, and start making it up to the ones I've ignored. I want to be a better person than I am now, but the doctor says I'm incapable of ever being fulfilled thanks to a life-altering diagnosis. The emptiness I feel is just another symptom, and right now alcohol is a cure.

>>36811022
unfortunately i'm still alive

>>36811036
thanks friend, tonight alcohol is my best friend

>>36811003
>That it is. But if you do become friends be sure that's all your in it for. If you have these feelings it eats at you.
yeah. That's happened before.

>>36811066
>unfortunately i'm still alive
Only a woman can fuck a guy up that badly.
They're not worth it, anon.
>Disregard females, acquire currency.

>>36811058
Very fair. I'm sorry to hear that for what it's worth. How life altering, scale of one to ten if I might ask?

>>36811066
I can see why. I hope it works out for you.

>>36811075
I speak from experience here pal. I hope you know what you're getting into is all.

>>36811003
I'm procrastinating. There is something I must do but I never come around to doing it. It's related to another person.

>>36811116
Ah I see. Well the only thing to when when shit like that rolls around is to get it over with. Drinking can come after if need be.

>>36811100
>Very fair. I'm sorry to hear that for what it's worth. How life altering, scale of one to ten if I might ask?
I legally cannot get a job, and am going to be forced to live off of government assistance for the rest of my life whether I want to or not.

>>36810527
What drink would you recommend to someone that never posts?

>>36811142
Ah Jesus. Next one's on the house. Sorry to hear that. I hope you manage to get everything else in order at any rate.

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>>36810983
>And why is that my friend?

Mother moved out of her house so me and my bro got a place to call our own without drama bullshit. I have a rescue dog someone dumped on me but I grew to think of him as my only friend. We've been through so much together and he was the only companion I've had ever since my family broke apart officially. Every chance I got I would go outside at night and accompany him since I knew he gets lonely. I'd tell him my darkest secrets I wouldn't tell anyone else and look at the night sky for hours petting him. Now I hear he isn't getting fed well and his already bad health issues are taking a turn for the worst.

And I can't even be there with him if he does kick the bucket. He was my only friend since everyone else in my life left me behind.

>>36811135
You're right. I have to do it. I kind of want to, too.

>>36811176
Whiskey coke is my go to for new comers. And what has prompted you to post tonight friend?

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>>36811192
Old Yeller was such a sad movie.

>>36811192
Forgot to mention she took him from me, before I could tell her no

>>36811197
Ah one of those. Well, if that's the case I wish you luck and godspeed.

>>36811192
>>36811216
If there's one thing I know about dogs is that they understand. Even if it feels bad, he'll always understand, even in this.

What ever happened to the original F&F tavern barkeep

>>36811223
Old guy left town. Dunno what happened to him.

>>36811213
Shit it does sound like Old Yeller doesn't it
>>36811222
Thanks for the thought, I just hope he does.

>>36811271
He's a dog. He's understood virtually nothing since you started confiding in him. It's the only reason why he hasn't laughed in your face.

>>36811222
Thanks man. Also, nice trips.

>>36810527
Two shots of Rum

I don't know if this girl is serious, if she wants a relationship, or if she is just playing, what should I do?

>>36811301
Ghost her for a month and see how she responds.

>>36811311
It has been a month now

Exactly today

Around this hour

>>36811271
He will. I promise you that.

>>36811301
Ask her. Take nothing less than a direct answer or assume she's playing. It's worked for me. Then ask yourself if you want someone like that who'd keep you guessing.

>>36811325
Well, if she hasn't said anything, clearly it's not meant to be.
Get used to it.

>>36811345
>>36811373
We are dating, we made out today for around an hour in my car after I took her for lunch, but I don't know what to do, I don't if she wants a bf, I don't know if I want a gf

I met her in a club, even if we become bf/gf she will probably cheat on me

>>36811233
He's still around lad, he just needed someone to make these threads for the times he can't do it.

Not sure where you got that from

>>36811415
>even if we become bf/gf she will probably cheat on me
So you've got nothing to worry about then.

>>36811424
But I don't know if it's just my insecurities kicking in

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>>36811100
>I speak from experience here pal. I hope you know what you're getting into is all.
You misinterpreted me my friend. I know what can and does happen.
Also this is the best meme drink

>>36811435
Well, you seem really insecure but that doesn't mean your insecurities are incorrect or that they're clouding your judgment. She probably will cheat on you. Don't be surprised when it happens. She wants a relationship, right? Well, it's not like you're the guy she wants, you're just the guy she wants to support her.

>>36811415
You sound like you've already made your mind up friend.

>>36811457
Fair enough, fair enough.

>>36811479
Thank you anon, you are the voice in the dark

But
What if I want to support her?

>>36811508
>You sound like you've already made your mind up friend

What I need is to get drunk af so my inner self can talk through me

>>36811515
>What if I want to support her?
Suffer. No good deed goes unpunished.

>>36811552
That's the path I have chosen, that's what I get for becoming a normie, instead of staying a robot for ever

Life is always suffering

Espresso martini please.

>>36810527
Some water please, gotta stay hydrated!

>>36811606
I'm sorry mate, we don't serve homosexuals

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>>36811606
I wouldn't if I were you. No, no.

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>>36810527
Vodka, whole bottle.

>get a new pic where I think I look fairly decent, even for the skeltal that I am
>upload it on tinder
>zero matches
I JUST WANT A GF

>>36811646
Post the pic if you want I will judge

Also how was your profile? Post screenshots

>>36811646
You need a more than fairly decent picture on tindr.
The key is to look like someone else.
Everybody plays the game that way, it's not as though you're lying.
When the matches roll around, be as honest as you can in conversation and if it amounts to a date, they probably won't compare your appearance with your picture in most cases. Women love the idea of a man more than the actual guy, all you have to do is associate yourself with that idea in her head.

>>36811690
Don't do this, anon. This guy is a sketalperv and wants to lick your flat tummy.

>>36811712
No, I am this>>36811301
guy

Oraola

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>>36811690
not gonna post the entire profile but here's the pic, minus my face

Bio is something like "10/10 guy, would go for him if I was younger - my grandma"

>>36811703
I don't know, anon. With my old pic I had a few matches, not many but it was alright. I might just revert to it really.
Either way I have trouble taking a good pic of myself. Most likely because I'm ugly but also the fucking cameras only make it worse. No chance I can take a picture of myself where I look better than IRL sadly.

>>36811760
Where do you live?

In my country I get 0 matches

But I went on vacation to the US and I got around 8 matches in one day, sadly I couldn't go out with those girls

i have been drinking home, 2 bottles of rum already down, give me some more rum please.

>>36811807
In a relatively big yuro city. There's a shitload of girls here but none match with me.

When I met with one girl back in the day she told me that girls generally just flick left unless they really like the guy.

I went to the bar across my uni and did tequila shots with screwdivers in between.

I've been really drunk before, but never like black-out, have literally hour gaps in my memory drunk before. How do I get rid of this feeling of shame and self-loathing without resorting to alcohol? Even if I wanted to keep drinking, I'm too fucking grossed out to really want to drink any liquor right now.

>>36812097
When did you do it?

>>36812111
Wednesday after class. I've slept it off since then, but I still feel like shit because I just know that I acted like an idiot. I just don't feel like a social autist when I drink and hang out in bars, but the more fucked up I get the more insufferable I get.

>>36812184
Don't worry anon, this feel will pass in about a week. Trust me. And stop giving so much fuck about how you acted, mate.