Tard Stories Thread

>>36810114
When I was in high school I once walked in on a retard eating its on shit in the bathroom.

>>36810138
fucking kek. greentext?

>>36810138
Wow, that's disgusting.

>>36810114
I made out with one of the retarded girls in highschool.

>After school
>Tater girl bopping along seperated from her tard handler
>Offer her ride home
>She retardly accepts
>Drive her behind the aldi and start kissing her cheek, she retardly kisses my mouth and we share an awkward slobbery make out session where I feel up her retarded tits
>I get bored and don't want to rape her so I make her get out and drive away

>>36810386
You got a potato kink or something?

>>36810386
Good thinking anon. I don't know why I never took advantage of the severely autistic girl at my high school. We all do get one shot to not be kissless virgins, but mine was so obvious that I completely missed it.

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>>36810114
>be me
>exist
og tard story

>>36810386
You are a monster anon

>>36810386
Good thinking at not raping her because then you would have had to kill her to dispose of the evidence.

>>36810526
Is this a real think?

Link me if so.

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>>36810114
A guy at school with ass burgers had anger issues and always got into fights, even with girls and kids 5 years younger than him. One time he punched an 11 year old through a window, smashing it to pieces with his tard strength. Somehow the school let him off for it though, since he was retarded and all.