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I was fooling around last week and put up a bird feeder with some seed. I got a bunch of blue jays, a couple cardinals, and a pack of pigeons hanging around the house now. Great, birds are neat. Last night I look out and see a big ass rat sitting on my feeder, chowing down. I like it! A strong gust of wind came later and I saw him tumble down. I said a prayer to Kek and later I saw him eating again. I have given him the name Sergeant Squeaks, and am watching him at this moment. How can I better cater to the needs of this noble beast?
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There's really nothing specific to do. Congrats on making a new friend.
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>>36809710
Let him continue what he's doing. Eventually he will breed, and have a family of rats. Soon enough, your house will become infested with them, and they will chew on your wood and wires and make holes in your walls and steal your food. Have fun with fire hazards, holes, and missing food.
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>>36809757
My bird feeder has the occasional rat but they've never come inside the house.
Not saying it never happens but in all my years of bird-feeding, never had a rat come inside.
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>>36809710
Shoot him in the skull. Life is pain for both rodent and retard.
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>>36809757
>>36809771
He's outside, not inside (unfortunately).
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>>36809794They can chew through the walls of your house or enter through vents and windows.
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Its a big city, I cant get rid of any significant number of rats.
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>rat in my roof
>poison it
>it dies
>can smell it decomposing
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>>36809710
keep him as a pet so he doesnt fuck your shit up but you don't have to feel guilty, or stomp on him
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rats like cheese, put some baby bells in the feeder
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>>36809976
Chuckled. Also, original thought.
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