Cringey School Stories

>Be me.
>Grade 3 in Australian primary school.
>in toilet with friend pissing at urinal
>he's one of those weird kids that need to pull their pants down entirely to piss
>has tiny little uncut sandworm dick
>"Watch this! I say
>piss really hard and manage to get my stream to go out the louvers above the urinal
>really long piss kinda impressed
>finally finish
>friend is just sitting there with his pants down, dick in his hand. Staring in awe
>put my dick back in pants
>Principal storms into bathroom, wet hair, wet jacket
>holy fuck I pissed on the principal
>He angrily says "Who was it?"
>I point to my friend. "He did it sir"
>friend still there with pants down holding his dick
>shocked/scared look on his face
>bells rings
>grab bag and leave
>friend has to go to the office
>they call his parents
>tries to deny it was him but nobody believes him

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>middle school
>have friends
>basically the syndicate of assholes
>think friend is in stall
>no one else in bathroom
>sacrifice root beer can
>shake up and chunk at wall in stall
>explodes everywhere
>kid screaming
>realize not friend
>wasnt even at school that day

>>36806239
>>36806507
>>36806968
>friends
This place really has gone to shit huh

>>36807125
Wow holy fuck I had like one friend 29 years ago, so I'm ruining /r9k/

>>36806968
This isn't even cringey it's just funny.