Femanons, can you describe the best way for a guy to turn you

Not a femanon but is it true that kissing all over her body and running your hands against all her parts, hands, arms, legs, tits, inner thighs turn them on? What about kissing the ear or neck?

I want to at least have good foreplay to compensate for my guaranteed akward virgin performance

Femanon here, you know what gets me really wet?
When you reach deep, deep, deep into your wallet and grab your big fat stack of cash and hand it over to me.

>>36806553
Aww c'mon you got my hopes up

>>36806221

The best advice I can give is three words.

"Prod the vagina".

Keep this as your own personal mantra. Real sex isn't like in porno, or like in Hollywood movies. "Foreplay" is kind of a joke, girls don't really like a lot of the kissing/touching things, what they want is for you to get down to business, so if you want you can kiss a little but almost immediately put your hand in her pants and really push on the vagina. I don't mean like finger her, just like outside the panties really push on it and like squeeze the lips together. Shit like that really freaks girls out, they love it, and after that just put your middle finger inside them and try to copy the motion of a door jamb when you flick it, don't go in and out but more like brrrrrrrr jiggle you know. After that you're golden and she'll probably pull your penis out and then you can get straight to fucking which is the best part in my opinion, just remember that if you start really fast then its easier not to cum in 30 seconds so try to jackhammer right from the start and that'll prime her up too, remember friction is a good thing so go for as much as possible. Anyways, I hope that helps you, and don't worry about finding the clitoris, that's just a meme girls don't actually like that.

>>36806683
Dirty whore
Too long didn't read
Kill yourself

>>36806492
this
rubbing her through he panties whilst licking/sucking her neck
major erogenous zone
also dirty talk
t.- girl (female)

>>36806740

This is actually not true, most girls have really filthy panties or like there's discharge, so if you touch the discharge they can feel it pushing on them and they get disgusted, its best to just pinch the butt a lot, like kiss on her neck and pinch her butt over and over again, that lets her know you respect her discharge enough not to smear it.

>>36806221
I've never had sex. I have no idea.

>>36806221

This is like asking a fish for fishing advice.

Try https://www.reddit.com/r/theredpill instead.

>>36806817
OP didn't ask how to get a girl in bed, retard.

>>36806777
i change my panties everyday and i'm not a filthy bitch so
i enjoy it?
also nice trips:)

>>36806865
/r/theredpill also has advice for how to behave in bed, moron. l2search bar.

touch my inner thigh lightly.
>>36806740
>rubbing her through he panties whilst licking/sucking her neck

yes

>tfw no one will ever do this to me
>tfw it will be year 2030 before anyone invents a foreplay robot sex doll

>>36806885

it's just science vaginas drip sometimes or droop whatever the past tents is for dripping goop out of the vagina and it collects in the panties which is why girls often will wear diapers instead

>>36806777
not true, and you've never been with a woman or you've only been with disgusting ones. yes women have discharge, but it's not enough build up to be physically repulsive.
>>36806221
lots of foreplay. this is what works for me
>doing some activity (movie, sitting together, etc)
>touch her thigh
>look into eyes
>kiss and kiss and kiss some more
>roll on top of her
>kiss/suck neck
>fondle breasts over shirt
>lightly grab the back of her head/neck and kiss along her ears/jawbone/cheek
>slide hand up shirt
>press boner into her crotch

also growling and light dirty talk is amazing, most guys are too afraid to make noise though

>biting and kissing the neck
>groping boobs and butt
>biting her bottom lip
>grinding/dry humping
turning someone on changes with every person, but these are the basics man
like i know if i was making out with someone, my biggest turn on would be getting my arms pinned behind my head, but another grill would probably hate that shit

>>36806683
also don't buy into this meme shit boys

>tfw just want to be romantic with a girl
>tfw fantasize about kissing her and turning her on and making her want me through foreplay
>tons of ideas about cute, sweet, or sexy things to do for/with a girl
>tfw will never experience it/put them to use 'cause hate self too much and can't picture myself realistically with a girl

Back to pretending I have someone to cuddle with and look into the eyes of

>>36806914
>durr women don't know how they like to be touched durr
discorporate yourself

>>36806971
guys moaning/dirty talk/heavy breathing is the ultimate turn on
>ywn have a guy moan fuck for you
why don't i just end it now

Girls really love small licks in unexpected areas. You can do small circles with your tongue on her temples, lick her chin and small nibbles on her elbows. That will get her going and, if you do it right, she will be ready to squirt as soon as you move to the backside. If you find a girl with pubic hair, they especially love it if you slide the back of your hand down her pants and then squeeze your fingers together so that you get her pubic hair between them. Then you should quickly pull the hair back and forth while kissing her or doing the licks I mentioned earlier. The last thing that I LOVE is when a guy puts his finger in my belly button and plays around with it, as though his finger is having sex with it. That is the clincher for me. You need to do that after pulling the pubic hair. I am usually ready to explode by that point if its done right and hard. Then its straight to blow jobs and sex. Good luck and let me know how it works for you. I guarantee that any girl will love it as much as I do!

>>36806683
this is probably the truest thing ITT i agree with all points

>>36806971
women have been scientifically proven to sometimes goop out drip drops from their vagina holes its just logical which is why some girls wear skirts so they dont get it on their pants. think before u type.

>>36807077

oh yeah pubic hair i forgot to mention that, when in the middle of sex if the girl looks bored or nervous if you suddenly pull on the pubes its a kind of icebreaker and you can laugh about it together before continuing on with the sex

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>>36807050
>ywn have a guy moan fuck for you
>why don't i just end it now
I feel the same way. the only way i can get off now is listening to audio of deep voiced qts moaning and saying filthy things.

>>36806971
THIS

FUCK

GODDAMN IT IM SO ALONE

>>36807214
For girls, literally have to be not fat. That's the only rule, don't be fucking fat. If you can't do that much, why the fuck would anyone give a shit about your moan fantasies? Who wants a fucking beached whale looking blob laying stiffly on her back, breathing heavily from the exertion of leaning back? Fuck off and stop eating, all your shallow fuck-dreams will come true, you fucking loser, but you love ice cream too much to do anything but feel sorry for yourself. Fucking worthless.

>>36806221
the best way to turn me on is to show me your boobs

>>36807214
So alot of moaning and heavy breathing?

I love it when girls do that instead of the fake loud screaming. When it's silent with heavy panting, it's so hot in a primordial way.