spic feels

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>caring about cinco de mayo
are you even spic?

>spic
>no family
seems legit

sucko de guyoff

Cinco de Mayo is just an excuse to drink tequila and coronas and eat taco bell. It's a meme holiday which doesn't need to exist. It's not even based off of an actually notable historical event

a real spic doesnt celebrate cinco de mayo.

only chicano scum and white people celebrate.

builda de wallo

>>36805265
(you) have to go back hombre desu senpai

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>sister takes you out for tacos because "CINCO DE MAYO"

I'm white and celebrate cinco de mayo

>>36805836

I barely like spic food. The spics in my family ree hard because they have to cook something else for me.

>>36805954
Stupidass

>>36805954
You're a little bitch.

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>>36805663
>Not based on an actual historical event

It celebrates a specific battle the Mexicans won over the French, you stupid fucking faggot

>>36807902
>actually notable historical event
>notable
>beating the french

>>36805265
It's ok there's always next year

>>36807902
>Celebrating a single battle, not the war
>Beating the French

Fuck my heritage...
lol

>>36805954
this original faggot

Not a spic

but
>tfw no qt latina gf

spics have the dumbest holidays

>>36808318
It was a decisive battle.

>>36807970
>>36808318
>>36808437

The Mexicans were greatly outnumbered and outgunned. It was a huge morale boost in the war, although not necessarily a strategically important battle. The French won the war eventually, only to be expelled three years later

Beaner here. Personally, I don't give a fuck about the holiday. It's more of an excuse for gringos to get smashed on tequila

>>36808508
>wasn't important
>still celebrate it
>huge morale boost
>still lost
Lol. "We won but we lost. Let's make a holiday out of it" crazy little beanerjumpers

>>36808508
The actual truth behind cinco DW mayo is that it was so unimportant that Chicanos and most people in america just assume it's Mexico's independence day and I've never once heard a Mexican correct them

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>>36808570
>Beanerjumpers

Not sure why I find that so funny. Also, beandip whom you gave the (you) too. A good point has been raised

>>36808673
Does any other country celebrate a war they lost?

>>36808707
Sweden officially celebrates Ramadan so yeah

>tfw you're a broke borderline borracho
>you finish dinner only to realize today is Cinco de Mayo and all you've eaten are various tacos, and it wasn't intentional.
>I wish I had booze

>>36808728
Oh sweden, next they'll have sharia law.

>>36808752
You sound like you're celebrating a mexican holiday like a true mexican though.

>>36805265
Thank you Mexico for your glorious food <333

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>>36805265
>neighbors invite whole block to cinco de mayo

Feels nice

Grow up beta fuck I'm a Chad and I'm alone on this stupid day too who gives a shit.

>>36808508
Your entire post is the well informed punchline.


Gracias.

>>36809069
De nada

Originally, of course. Fellow beaners making my comment unoriginal...

>>36805954
why would you despise spic food? it's the best thing ever given to us.

>>36809007
>Chad
>alone
you call yourself chad to make yourself feel good but you're just a norman

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>be born in spicland
>literally normiest place in earth
>13 years old girls blasting reggaeton and shaking their asses for literally anyone
>by 15 being virgin is already a legit reason for everyone to laugh at you
>STILL managed to remain a kissless, handholdless virgin well into my 20s
Is there anything more JUST than being a robot spic?

>>36808728
>mfw people actually think this

>>36805265
>tfw either get coke memes or be confused with mexicans
>tfw the world doesn't actually know a thing about my country
>tfw surrounded by warm, loud, stupid fuckers who want me to dance

>>36811034
>grow up thinking I'm just a bit slow
>one day I'll enjoy dancing
>go to dancing classes because parents literally say "you'll never get a girl if you don't dance"
>learn all about interpretive dance
>salsa still an impossible alternate universe where your body moves on its own
>no game because you need game to practice game
It never happened and now I'm here, watching society exist without me

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>go anywhere as a spicy
>old white person glaring at you for no reason other than your skin color
>either just keep walking or glare back at them

Fuck these cumskin old hags I was born here damnit. some of them are great people but God do the ones that hate me for no reason piss me of

>>36805265
Why is it celebrated in the US when not even Mexicans care about it though?
>>36808570
>We won but we lost
Sounds like "Mexico is paying for the wall, but it's actually we who are paying for it"

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>tfw no Papi to brutally beat me, breed me and tell me what a good girl I am

>>36812573
Let me get that location senorita

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So what's it like being a spic in trumps great America vatos