Going to my first college party tonight, robots. Any tips?

>keep calm and party on
And I thought it couldnt get any more normie

Tip: pre game. A sober robot at a party is not a good thing

Get drunk quickly if you are socially awkward. Once you get to a good level just maintain though.

>>36804445
don't be weird

>>36804445
Drink all the alcohols as fast as you can

>>36804486
>>36804482
The invite says "bring your own bottles," and I'm not old enough to buy alcohol in the US.

There's one store that usually doesn't card, though. Should I buy a cheap 40 a nurse that?

>>36804498
Thanks

Your plans are gonna get cancelled

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Op here. The invite says the party starts at 9. Is 10:30 a good time to show up or should I take longer?

pic unrelated

>>36804539
What plans

Talk to a lot of people. Don't hang around a certain group much. Don't spend more than five minutes alone.
If you're seen socializing a lot girls might approach you, and when a girl approaches you all you gotta do is not fuck it up cause that's a clear signal she wants to fuck.

>>36804564
Protip: get there at 8:45 and greet people at the door individually. That way you aren't walking into a room full of strangers, which robots can't handle

>>36804588
Oo, this is actually good advice. It tends to get awkward fast, talking with the same group the whole time.

>>36804591
This is great advice, but sadly it's already 9:22 EST here. Better to show up fashionably late because of this.

>>36804588
yeah if you're visibly having a lot of fun and talking to everyone, girls might approach you. but more likely, they'll just make lots of eye contact and try to signal that they're receptive to an approach from you

girls demand unshakably high confidence in men but very few of them feel comfortable actually making the first move, shit cracks me up

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How much white pussy can i get as a mexican at a cinco de mayo party

>>36804591
no this is bad advice lol unless you want people to think that you're the fucking usher or something. it's alright to introduce yourself to everyone but don't stand in the doorway and act like you work there lmao!!

>>36804661
Thanks for the tips, anon. Roastie hypocrisy will never die.

>>36804677
I'm mullato but some people think I'm Spanish. Will post results of how much pussy I got

>>36804680
You sound like a grade-A moron

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>>36804677
Alot if you wear a sombrero and basically act like a stereotype.

Chicks dig a spirited holiday lay

Drink as much as you can. Sperg out autistically about spics and how they have to go back. Get into a fight and then puke your guts up into a bed or couch or fishtank or something. Then get naked, talk about traps and how you'll never get a big hard girl cock in your "wet boi pucci" and pass out.

You really can't go wrong with this strategy.

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>>36804591
>Protip: get there at 8:45 and greet people at the door individually.

what the hell. yeah let's play pretend doorman, see what happens. at least give the dude a chance not to fuck up, it's probably not gonna get filmed anyway.

>>36804728
>You sound like a grade-A moron
he took it good. do it fgt but strap a go-pro on your helmet so we can at least see it. it's not gonna get more awkward anyway

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>>36804776
Oh fuck, more great advice. I guess they were right when they said normie took over

>>36804787
See pic

>>36804534
go with the 40 but keep yourself under control don't act the fool

ask girls to dance and grind on them

>>36804776
this is fuckin hilarious, needs more REEEE when he strikes out though

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Remember to pregame

Ask other people what they're into then talk about that (if you can't fake it just listen to them talk)

If you're not a Manlet and even halfway good looking girls might approach you

Don't dress like a sperg

(Cloths that fit, no autism shoes)

>>36804445
Yeah get the fuck out and never come back you norman scum.

>>36804445
good ol drinko de mayo

>>36804936
>No sperg shoes

This good? I'm the king of the manlets and they bring me up an extra inch

>>36804950
Once I've adequately blended in with the normie I'll leave.

My end-goal is to become a Chad. Right now I've promised myself once I lose my virginity (thus officially becoming a normie) I'll leave the board.

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>>36804445
Do an abundance of drugs, make sure the night isn't memorable. Get the story of what went about from others.

>>36804991
>>36804936
Fuck, pic is too big. They're brown boots, lightly scuffed.

>ladies free until 11pm
just sums up everything about this fucked up world

>>36804445
heres a good tip.


Don't go

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>>36804445
>$5 entry fee
>ladies free til 11

This is cultural appropriation
Dont support such a thing