What's a surefire way of killing yourself? Asking for a friend.

>>36804383
Eat bread. 100% of people who eat bread died... Sooner or later.

>>36804610
Just joking, dont do it anon-kun. Someone loves or will lov you with all of their kokoro.

Buy 10 bags of heroin and inject them all at once.

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>>36804610
So the secret to immortality is to not eat bread then?

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>>36804383
>Asking for a friend.
No you're not... ya meanie.

>>36804610
>you. i like you.
>le reddit le humor xDxD
>>36804383
Hanging is the easiest and least painless surefire way if you don't have a shotgun. Obviously make sure you don't get discovered.

>>36804767
*least painful
obviously

>>36804383
In this one game about a hedgehog don't collect any rings and touch a robot

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>>36804610
Bread may be bad, but it's not that bad. A pure glass of water is worse and the real killer. It got them all.

>>36804383
A train is almost sure to kill you
itas hobwerver vewry bloddahy and awekwaed

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>>36804707
Also avoid water and everything else that contains this deadly liquid!

>>36804383
Gunshot to the head is statistically the most likely to kill you.

>>36804707
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>>36804999
Please shut up. You're not funny.

>>36805010
NOT the temple though. Into the mouth is better.

>>36805018
It's not about "being funny"! It's about saving lives. This is pretty serious stuff anon.

>>36804999
>not exclusively drinking aesthetic water

Fags.

Luckily there's alt.suicide.holiday here for you.

https://ashspace.org/ (open alt.suicide.reference if you really want to do it, chat on alt.suicide.holidy itself if you just wanna ask about it)

>>36804673
Injecting 5 marijuanas would be enough. A friend of mine OD'd after just 3, we could save him though because he was bathed in the blood of the lord and savior jesus christ.

>>36806108
You can't die from a marijuana overdose you fucking moron.