How is /r9k/ celebrating Cinco de Mayo?

Cinco de mayo party with sorrority girls

>>36802532
note: people in Mexico do not celebrate this western "holiday."

I ate a chicken sandwich then I jerked off. Now I'm going to go make a glass of chocolate milk. Have to work tomorrow and Sunday so I can't do too much stupid shit today.

Guess I'm gonna beat it to a latina trap...

>>36802566
Can confirm when I talk to my Mexican grandmother about the holiday she said it was pretty pointless in Mexico

>>36802566
We know that dipshit. Now play beer pong or get the fuck out

>>36802654
get off my board you normalfag.

>>36802566
Western =/= USA
Mexico is a western country, dolt.

>>36802532
those fingers

I can tell she's hiding about 200 extra lbs. wetback can have her

>>36802532
Gonna get drunk with the lads

>>36802566
Im sure the people who live in the town where Cinco de Mayo began recognize the day.

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drinking wine coolers and playing destiny

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I had a burrito

Possibly coworkers will ask me to come out to some bar with them. Otherwise I'll just get high at home.

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>>36802532
I'm gonna fuck my gringa gf right in the panocha and make her say "my white pussy belongs to you and only you, papi"

A la verga.

>>36802532
desu you can be mad at this roastie for being a roastie.
more than likely during her upbringing her parents pushed her into slutdom though not intentionally.
parents are to blame