Femanon here, not a fembot. Even though I made it to 3rd base

How old are you?
How many attempts have you made?
What kind of targets did you choose?

>>36801056
>Femanon here, not a fembot. Even though I made it to 3rd base one time, I'm still a virgin. I'm at least average looking, around 100 lbs, and smart. Why have it still not been penetrated
Location? I have a nice body too, I'll fuck you.

>>36801056
It's because you're picky. Make a Tinder or dating site profile or take up someone like >>36801166

>>36801056
Pls be in lower saxony

>>36801121
>How old are you?
18 lol xD
>How many attempts have you made?
None lol xD
>What kind of targets did you choose?
Chad lol xD

>>36801121
>18
>made 3 this year
>choose chads or nerds with good bodies (eg a spergy lacrosse player that browses /k/)
The funny thing is, when I show zero interest in guys, I get asked out. But when I actively pursue them, they stay away. Why?

>>36801313
Your standards are too high.

Settle for a lardo like me

>>36801166
I'm in Vancouver
>>36801190
I'll die before I take up tinder
I tried someone like him, he asked me out but stood me up lol

>>36801056
OP do you have any fetishes? post em

>>36801328
I'd rather commit suicide. A nice body and ASSets are a must.

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>>36801056
fake and gay. Good try anon I appreciate the gesture.

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>>36801377
Why are women so picky?

>>36801373
Nothing aside from light femdom. I'm super selfish in bed so it's pretty important that the guy needs to be eager to please and not very demanding

>>36801313
3 times isn't enough to make good generalisations.

There's a selection effect: out of all the guys you don't pay attention to, a few make a move and you count them as evidence that you're somehow more interesting when you're not trying. Out of 3 guys you pursue, 3 come to nothing. That's a normal failure rate even for an attractive person.

>>36801414
Why shouldn't women be picky? The fewer sexual partners people have the better, whether or not that's a result of good-intentioned morality

>>36801397
Is female lust so taboo now that people refuse to believe it even exists
>>36801414
Women aren't picky. You're just a disgusting hamplanet, evolution has removed you from the gene pool.
Plus I'm pretty sure you'd get a heart attack between thrusts

>>36801425
>Nothing aside from light femdom
so what about pee?

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>>36801483
oh wow you really know how to hurt feelings

>>36801480
Actually? Thanks anon, that was really encouraging

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Maybe it's your attitude.
Just like money, don't focus in it and put your energy into something else; eventually you'll be rolling in it.
Of course, by something else I mean productive activities.

Pic unrelated.

>>36801490
Sometimes I pee on my hand after I masturbate, and really like peeing after orgasm, so I wanna try golden showers.

Cleanup would be a bitch though.

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>>36801483
Yes of course anon. Because "female lust" is just a way for some roastie or trap to make cucks hop on them. Literally every thread here I see that either mentions femanons or that OP is female it's bumps go higher than the Japanese suicide rate.

>>36801553
that is so fucking lewd and hot
what about pegging?

Femanon here as well, In Washington state, if you want my boyfriend to take your virginity we could make that happen. He would make you orgasm & not just fuck you, face needs to be average, prefered smaller or average body type, no commitment required. I'm 19, he's 21. We're both attractive & STD free

>>36801566
Idk about that. I've tried fingering guys asses before but they never let me, so I know I like butts. For now I just want to get some normie head, to begin with.

>>36801591
I'm in Vancouver, which is just across the border from Washington state. Feel free to drive up here.

I'm not doing any gay shit though.

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I could open a goddamn conveyor belt sushi restaurant with all the fish this bait is going to catch

>>36801056

>Some people say it's because I'm too forward, but isn't confidence a good thing? What's bad about going after what you want

Nothing. If you're getting rejected it's because the guys are surprised since they have never been hit on before. Or it could be because you hit on people with stupid women codes and not explicitly.

>>36801628
We'll then, pics?

Is third base when you put your penis in the vagina?

I got that far once but went limp because her vagina wasn't as tight as my hand, so I never got to home.

>>36801670
Not gonna post here, send me a throwaway or something

>>36801056

Timestamp or gtfo. Don't reply anymore autists it's probably bait.

>>36801697
No its when he puts his tongue in your vagina

100lb average looking girl who's still a virgin but types like she's taken 50 dicks?

Is this the new expansion for this MMO we're all playing?

>>36801744
>types like she's taken 50 dicks
I fucking deserve to take 50 dicks, because I have more balls than those 50 men combined.
>I just want some orgasms desu why is that so difficult

This is now a beta orbiter thread.

>>36801738
So what's penis in vagina?

>>36801056
>>36801313
>>36801344
>>36801377
>>36801425
>>36801482
>>36801483
>>36801591
FUCKING ROASTIES
GET THE FUCK OFF MY BOARD
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

FUCK OFF ROASTIE
WHORE
/R9K/ FOR ROBOTS

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Kkkkkeeeeeeeeeeee=eeeeeeeeppppppp 0nn rollliiiinnggfffumph

You're probably ugly as fuck and only consider attractive males as human.

>>36802513
The second part is true.
Given my Instagram following, the first part is not.

>>36802322
Roll

Orignallio

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>>36802615
The go slob on some fucker who's following you's knob then roastie.

>this is a robot board
>fuck off
>roasties like you are killing this place
>kill yourself
>REEEEEEEEEEEE

>>36802615
Fuck it, I'm biting.
Kill yourself, cock queen. You are the most disgusting kind of human. You could be a straight 10 but it doesn't matter because your inner worth is nonexistant. Have fun trucking on chads cock until you're used up and no one wants you, you pathetic waste of skin.

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>>36801482
Wait for me femanon! I'll start working out just for you so wait for me for another six months!!!!!!

>>36801056
>I'm at least average looking

I guarantee you're not. Women over estimate their looks by 2-3 points. I got with a legit 6/10, that thought she was an 8/10 and was arrogant. Needless to say, her actions turned me off and I dumped her.

>>36802322
rolen
defaod

>>36802750
I like your commitment! Extra points just for the effort