What is the most Chad thing you have ever done anon ?

When I fapped to non-hentai. I felt so chad.

>>36799274
>chad trying to make fun of me
>slowly getting pissed
>after 5 minutes I throw what's left of my soda on his face
>stand up and look at him directly in the eye with a serious face
>chad leaves

I almost started a fight.

She loved it.

I felt so chad when I fapped to something other than hentai.

>>36799274
I beat up my brother's bully

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>invite girl to dinner
>says yes
>tfw chad
>she says that we should be just friends after dinner

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>>36799274
>met two qts in a hostel
>go drinking with them
>go to the beach and swim with them at 2 in the morning, not naked but close enough, one has a boyfriend
>the other one blows me in the hostel an hour later

I've cuddled with a girl for about 2 hours, mind you she was one of those girls that did things like this to literally every boy in my school.
>be senior in HS
>Choir trip to 6 Flags
>on way home, its late
>she's laying down on this one guys lap, he's gay
>notices me sitting alone
>"sorry *gay kid* I'm going to cuddle with a straight boy now"
>she jumps into my seat
>throws her legs over my lap
>rests head on my chest
>arm around my stomach
>"goodnight anon!"
>"o-oh ok, goodnight"
>I finally gain courage to put my arm around her too
>she eventually does really go to sleep, it's uncomfortable for me after a while but I don't want it to end
>mfw roasties actually seem innocent when asleep
That was a couple years ago and I haven't had any type of physical contact with a girl since. I know she wasn't into me at all, again she did this to every guy and slept with at least 5, but it was still nice to finally hold a girl. I just want to do something like this with someone I care about...
>mfw cuddle threads hurt twice as bad now

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>>36799274
>squat lmao2.5pl8, big but not hueg
>dude in my apartment complex (fuckhueg) tries to start a fight with me over some random bullshit
>don't back down even though I might die
>his girlfriend finally steps in between us
>two other girls in the complex report the guy for trying to fight me
>he gets kicked out of his apartment

Never back down, never surrender.

>>36799274
>Be me, 16
>Autistic loser going to homecoming with a few """friends""".
>Dress up like CIA agent because fuck you.
>See people laugh at me, so I take that as encouragement.
>Start dancing in middle of everything by myself. (""""friends"""" are still at the fucking table)
>Senior football team comes over and starts doing football things.
>They are in a circle, and invite me in.
>I hold their hands and start jumping up and down because you can't fucking dance in a circle.
>They start jumping with me, before they leave, laughing like crazy.
>Asian girl dances with me for three minutes before leaving.
>Mfw my """friends""" are still at the table.
>Mfw I was actually popular because of my retardation.
>Get anxiety after a while, and call my mom to pick me up.

I'm also into plays. So I was in a few of them before I stopped to go to college. My mom was really proud of me, and a girl checked me out for the first time.

Went to a house party, had a girl pour liquor down my throat and got in a car with a drink girl and her friend while one of the girl's bfs threatened to kill me if I didn't get out of the car.

when I told a girl I wanted to be a screenwriter, she laughed at me. I asked her if she thought that was funny and she immediately apologized. I also groped a girl's chest in high shcool as part of a pre med exercise. come to think of it i've done quite a few alpha things, the problem is that i get nervous and sweaty and don't follow them up.

>>36799274
Insulted some girls and they admitted I was right

>>36799587
this girl in my high shocol class rested her head on my shoulder. I was enjoying it until I remembered she had a boyfriend who looked just like me, but literally less attractive and dumber so I got pissed at her and told her to get up.

>>36799353
You sound like a defensive sissy.

>>36799587
Man, why do you think she did it? And why do you think they do shit like this?
>>36799278

I lost my virginity in gangbang.

>>36799842
>chad insecure about running away like a bitch
Why didn't you fight me, Chad?

Half of these posts are literally telling women off. That's not alpha you fucking teenagers.

>>36799876
considering the goal of a man's life is to reproduce, telling a woman off is pretty alpha. also did i mention the girls i told off were pretty? so...

>>36799875

Neckbeard stories thread?

>joking around with some qt's
>autistic kid staring at me from across the table
>ask him why he doesn't cheer up, drink some beer with us
>he continues to stare for a couple minutes
>stands up and throws soda at me
>what the fuck

I changed and had a good laugh afterward, but seriously some people are fucking weird.

>>36799899
Being alpha is being someone literally everyone wants to be around, then having the ability to select who to spend time with. Not just randomly telling people more attractive than you to fuck off as some demonstration of self control.

My mom named me chad. That's the closest I'll ever be.
My name has become something I hate. Kill me.

>>36799987
that's first level alpha. ascended alpha is like living alone in the woods with a dog. thats what we're aiming for. and when you disregard women, they want you all the more. trust me.

>>36799987
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>>36800000
Jeez this post is so og oohhh weeeee

>>36799274
Stole a dude's gf after I got her drunk. XD


Also banged a girl who was a decade younger than me (this was legal) while she had a nice-guy orbiter showing up to walk her to school everyday. I was basically the bull in a cuckold relationship.

>15
>sophomore year high school
>this hot girl I'd had science with in 8th grade comes up to me during halftime at a football game
>I was in band and she was a cheerleader for the other school so we both had to stay in the general "break" area
>always used to tease me in class, now she's trying to be sexy in her cheer outfit
>friends finish catching up but I hung back since I was more or less in love with her
>she walks up to me and starts asking small talk
>I was pumped full of hormones watching her
>so I just grab her by her waist and pull her into me
>she gasps and is asking what got into me
>I just plant a kiss on her, only kiss I've ever given so I'm sure it was awful
>to my surprise she kisses back after a few seconds
>then we break it off and I have to go back to the band section
>she was just staring speechless as I walked away

>>36799274
Called piety my whore and she liked it

>>36799846
I couldn't say, it's not like she was teasing me cause I was alone or anything, she would do this to everything with a penis within a 10 mile radius

>>36799860
Nice. Tell me more about it.

>Get shitfaced at Senior Week
>Meet random girl on boardwalk
>Walk up to her, use absolutely awful pick up line on her
>Thinks it's funny, hang out with her all night

fucked her in the woods few weeks later

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>back when I wasn't fat
>be at a party
>girl I know has a crush on me is doing the bar
>get behind the counter
>grab her ass
>she turns around
>we make out

>>36800578
Way to be a man, anon. Good for you.

>got drunk as fuck with some people from work
>me and this one chick head for the bathrooms together, I finish first and wait for her
>she comes up to me and grabs me to hold herself steady
>we're just talking and she starts hugging me
>so I just grab her right by the ass and hug her back, whole time kneading her ass

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>be wagecucking at the grocery store
>demo lady asks me to bring a table downstairs for her
>make her carry it with me instead of being her beta cuck mule

>>36799876

Yes it is. Chads reject women and make fun of them all the time and publicly as their circle of friends consisting of boys and girls laugh.

>>36800578
Actually fucking cool

Had two girls pregnant by me at the same time. Really weird and specific circumstances, and I'm not a Chad, but even so it felt pretty alpha.

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>make eye contact with passerby girl
>she genuinely smiles
Only happened once but still feels good to think about.

Asked a girl out
and slept with her (no sex just cuddles and sleep)

succed ur dicc :3

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>>36803980
okay, sure buddy

this is original

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>>36799274
One night with a girl.
>me in 8th grade
>her in freshman year of highschool.
>we've been friends for 4-5 years.
>one night eventually
>end up cuddling and I grope her ass. She also kisses me.
>2 days later she says it was a one time thing and doesnt want to do anything like that anymore really.
>mfw still friendzoned for years later.

At least I did something r-right?

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I once waved to a girl i liked and she waved back

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Walked past a girl in a train station, tapping her on the shoulder opposite to the direction I was walking. She looked one way and no one was there, she looked the other way and there I was still walking looking at her. I gave her a gesture like the one in the pic. She pointed at her self and said "Me?". I nodded, she followed. Brought her home and lost my virginity.

When I was 10 this guy a year older would bully me a lot and one time we were in gym with the teacher around. He was making fun of me with his friends. I ran up to him and punched him in the stomach and he fell to the ground. He never made fun of me again. He was the son of a teacher that worked in the school.