>tfw you feel all the lewd energy from other anons everytime you browse /r9k/
This is unbearable. I wanna absorb all this energy desu.
>>36797716
Me too! Hehe. It's SO fun!
You ever sit in class and think about the percentage of people in class you would actually have sex with? Like you would do 20 out of 35 realistically. I wonder what the number would be for /r9k/
>>36797940
It's also a weird feeling knowing that the girl who bullied you to the cruelest extent also masturbated to the thought of you
>>36797940
80-100.
The uniting factor here is everybody is so wound up they'd fuck anything that moves.
The men and the women.
If you took a random sample of people from this board and made them cohabit for a week you could count the gay/bi orgies.
>>36797940
I'm a straight guy, and my classes have been about 85% male.
>>36797978
How would you know that, they'd tell you?
>>36797940
We're like 20 students and there are only 2 females. So I would only fuck 10% of my class
>>36797978
That's a lie.
t. baits people with this meme
>>36798170
>>36798071
I had a few sources in school, primarily her friends who seemed to tolerate me at the least
Me personally, I want to absorb their cum instead.
>>36797716
Can I have a hug please anon?
>>36797892
Ehehe~
>>36797940
I'd fug 80% desu
>>36798717
Th-that's just nutrition anon that's not mana!
>>36799068
Sure thing anon but please don't move around too much or I might cumcum accidentally!
un bear a ble desu
>>36797716
You can add my energy to your pot of lewd
I want to fuck someone's mouth so hard
>>36800396
H-how hard exactly? Would you slap them hard if you felt their teeth? Would you choke them to make their throat even tighter before shooting ejaculating? Would you let them take their breath if they looked like they needed air or would you let them pass out, literally choking on your cock?
>>36797716
I'll send mylewd Ferrisenergy to you all day.
>>36801178
Best answer I can give you is that I would not be forgiving at all. When my fucktoy isn't working the way I want it to, I give it a couple slaps and go to town again. Although I would let them breathe, but only barely enough to stay conscious. The fun part is when I'm about to finish and I'd look into their eyes as my cock pulsates and fills their mouth with my thick cumit's always thicker when I haven't cum in several days
>>36801410
Are you looking for a new fucktoy?
>>36797716
>tfw the lewd is going into my brain