Choose two lads. I want D and C.

>>36797488
A for sure. Then I i guess

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I dont want a gf you fecking normalfaggot NIGGER!

>>36797488
Why are glasses so cute on girls

>>36797615

Trying way too hard bud.

>>36797635
Shut up
this chart is weird and cringy

>>36797705

Like I said, get lost normie. You're trying too hard.

But they're all fat and gross

>>36797488
H or D desu
But I only want one or the other

>>36797488
F then G anyday of the week

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>>36797733
>normie
the word is normalfaggot or normalfag you transplant

your the one who fantasies about GFs with self-made descriptions

it's gross failed normalfaggotry

>>36797488
>E is a canon NEET
Ruined forever, downgrading to J.

>>36797488
B and J are the ideal combinations. They both appear to be ideal genetic stock, so they would produce the best children. They would work in conjunction well too, as J could teach B to improve her physique while still retaining "mummy-mode" aesthetics (milkers and all) as well as perhaps light sexual enlightenment for ways beyond simple motherly love. B could teach J gentleness and care that would enable J to be a better mother and wife.

This sounds nice to me.

>>36797488
L and E is patrician choice but H isn't bad either

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Fuck pff with your edit

>>36798043
There's something strange about those anime girls that I can't quite work out.

>>36798104
they all wear glasses

>>36797799
>escapism threads have been apart of /r9k/ since its inception
>faggot normie(You), who most likely showed up around 2014 tries to shut it down
>fuck off kid and lurk more

>>36798043

>Your edit

All I did was save it, which you can tell by the filename. Still going with C and D though.

>>36798258

Oh they all have dicks now, well played I guess.

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>>36797488
A and K

>>36797799
pretend autism is still autism

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>>36797488
>Choose two lads.
>Only options are females
rlly makes u tink

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A and I would be perfect.

>>36797488
One of my exes was an E. Really hot to fuck her from behind.

The rest are all comically deformed. Do they have small exploding silicon bags in their hips or is it just osteoporosis? Dunno who's the artist but his style is not my cup of tea.

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Any of them would be fine.

Please make it happen OP, I'm dying of loneliness here.

>>36797488
I think B and H would be the best. Honorable mention to A, F, I, and L though.

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>>36798254
>he wants to escape from virginity

literally a failed normal faggot

>>36797488
A and H

I would give B&J a b&j

>>36798436
Heh looks like the OP tricked us all! We're the real losers here!

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trying something

wewew this is orginal

>>36797488

J and J again.

K all the way. C as a bonus.

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c and k, hopefully they can cook

>>36797488
C and E

>>36797488

B and either I or G.

>>36797488
A and H

I'd go for C but I know that pseudo-intellectual insecure type is what lies underneath the "intelligent" cover.

hahahahahaHAHAhahahahahaHAHAhahahahaha

wow that is really funny and

>>36797488
G and I

Close second is F and L

Honorary mention is B, but I'm not into mommy shit.

>>36799497
like ck

E and C

>>36797488
c and d or d and g

>>36797488
Definitely B first, second it's close between G and H, but as I can only choose one, then H.

>>36797488
C, E, and H please and thank

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E and E twins for comfy NEET snugs

I assume E is the only one I might have enough in common with to have a lasting relationship with, the rest would get bored and leave 4 chad

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>>36798043
J A D E
A
D
E

>choosing one to eliminate between G, I, and J
you're asking the impossible of me OP

>>36797488
C on this one.

>>36798043
D on this one, she just has such a cute cock.

From best to worst, all things considered, the definitive ranking:

>D
>J
>C=K
>A
>G
>H=I
>L
>B
>E
>F

>>36801253
The choice is easy - both G and J are complete trash, J even more so.

>>36798043
1. Karen
2. Claire
3. Jade

>>36797488
B or F only

>>36797488

J and L

>>36797488
B, F, G, and I

>>36797488

>tfw no such thing as mommy gfs IRL
>tfw evenings aren't dominant

>>36797488
I want them all to be honest

>>36799497
I also really like C and K but feel like they don't go well together. C wants to edge and blindfold you for long sessions which are enhanced by not cumming often while K would have you wasting your semen all the time.

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>>36797488
>tfw can't pick E or J
DAMMIT WHY CAN'T THERE BE A COMBINATION

>>36797488
>no yandere gf
shit tier list anon

Rollling for anon

I hate this board sometimes

>>36802346
>you're a insecure beta male who can't stand the thought of having an assertive girlfriend that's bigger than you even when shes far hotter than the rest of the available options
good to know

>>36797488
F and B, because they're the optimal belly gf choices

Combo of c i and g

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A and B, easy choice

>>36797488
my ldr gf is kind of a mix B (body most similar to her, kind of mommy aspect), E (she's a neet too), I (she likes cooking, I've seen a pic of her in nothing but an apron before)