>get in bed >comfy time >need to piss

>>36792723
ALWAYS.
FUCKING ALWAYS.

>>36792723
>wake up
>need to piss
>too lazy to leave bed
>spend hours before pissing and brushing teeth
everytiem

I used to piss myself a lot on cold nights because it made me feel really warm and gave me goosebumps

>not using a piss bottle.

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>>36793454
>not just pissing on your sheets

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>get in bed
>actually comfortable
>suddenly remember I forgot to brush my teeth
>go do that
>get back in bed, comfy again slightly less so but still comfy
>have to pee
>fucking hell
>go pee
>decide to get water on the way back to bed
>get in bed cup of water on table
>forget to drink water, kind of lay there
>raining
>FUCK I FORGOT TO LET THE CAT IN
>go get the cat out of the garage into the house
>cat in room so she won't piss in the carpeted room got her own litterbox and whatnot, get her food pour her some water from what was in my room
>lay down
>finally comfy
>cat plops between my legs and warms them up

I'm trying to get comfy with my dog in bed but she keeps trying to run away

>>36793338
pissing yourself is fucking tops 10/10

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>get in bed
>comfy time
>that feel of no gf kicks in
>can't sleep

>>36793501
She can smell danger.

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>>36793528
When this happens to me I start to read profiles on PoF and then I imagine how would it be to date that person. I never chat with them. I don't even have a real profile. I just browse and daydream.

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>>36792723
>get in bed
>realize the full implications that this thing called "I" is just a limited and short lived
>start panicking
>I will die one day and everything will be over
>what does that mean?
>why am I here?
>realize I won't able to answer that question because I've been down that route before
>realize that the best thing I can do is try my best to live an enjoyable(or as close to it as possible) life by my own terms
>fall asleep in peace

>>36793528
It's even worse if you start thinking about your oneitis. Happens every single night now.

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>>36792723
>piss
>get into bed
>comfy time
>fap
>need to piss
>even after you piss you still feel a kind of discomfort in your dick/prostate for next 30 minutes

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>>36792723
>comfy in bed about to fall asleep
>suddenly get the urge to take a massive shit

>>36792723
hate that feeling...so annoying

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That's why you pee before you go to bed you dumb shits.

>>36793497
>>cat plops between my legs and warms them up
OMG SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO CUTE!

>>36793528
>have gf
>miss tfw no gf
fuck i cant win