33 and still virgin

>>36792150
I'm 33 too, I haven't been single in almost 10 years now.

>>36792166
Fuck off normie or it's the gas chamber for you

>>36792187
Here's the easy solution for you mate:

>become better at socializing (if you aren't decent already)
>find a practice girl (this is important)
>practice with her until you feel comfortable with chasing after desirable women
>get a proper gf

>>36792150

Don't lose hope, I lost my virginity at age 33. I'm not married with two daughters. Never give up

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>>36792150
Well I am 19 and non virgin, but I have a virgin NEET uncle who is 53 and spends all day playing half life and doom mods on a windows XP PC from 2003.

I think he is just waiting to die, he is still going though.

>>36792166
>>36792857
>>36793006
God this is such an infested piece of shit board, i really need to leave

>>36793060
see you tomorrow

Oregon trail

>>36793086
Didn't say I'm leaving yet, saying I should. I really should.

>>36793006
>>36792857
>>36792166
Why do you autistics talk like this?

>>36793006
He is lucky, he gets to play Half Life at least. Been wanting to play it for years, but have so many more doom mods to play.

>>36792150
33...

How can you go ~18 years without one girl being interested in you?

Fuck, bro

>>36793595
Very easy. Avoid all contact with girls whenever possible. If at a convenience store, try to find a counter with a male or self check out. Any time around a girl, keep quiet and look at the ceiling to not check out her boobs. Constantly think to yourself if you look at a female you will look at her boobs most likely and so therefore you should not look at a female at all so she does not misconstrue where you are looking due to being an autist that lets his eyes fall on random things normally. Any female that shows interest, lash out at her and tell her how horrible of a person she is, that way she is saved from being in contact with you. If any girl asks if she is pretty, tell her the truth, even if she has teeth like she survived being kicked by a donkey.

>>36792857
I saw someone post statistics that showed that if don't lose it at 25 max, you're pretty much staying a virgin forever
Don't feed him false hope anon, you're one in a million.

>>36793701
So you choose to be a virgin? Why complain so much then.

>>36793821
because he's looking for people to relate to.

everything is all about sex, if you choose a different path you're automatically at odds with everyone else or are you pretending that people don't make fun of virgins?
this is what i don't like about human beings in general. they go "why are you complaining bro?" as they literally watch the other person suffer, whether or not it was self-inflicted, they don't have empathy.

>>36792223
>practice gf
disgusting. Just get gf that you would like and change her so she will be your dream woman.

>>36792150
I'm a med student. We study the human anatomy. I've ripped apart many cadavers. Looking for the muscles and nerves and organs and systems.

You know, of all our 12 systems, the reproductive system is very unique. It's the only one that requires another person to complete homoeostasis. How profound is that? You have this system inside your body which literally can't function without an opposite sex member to complete it.

It's so sad that your whole body and your very being can't function correctly without that one, intrinsic part that only another human can provide, but they reject you from it.

I feel sad for you anon.

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>>36793060
>>36793466

What's wrong? Do you think because I am 19 and non virgin I am automatically a normie?

>>36793892
Eh, not really the only one, nervous system requires some human interaction as well to function at it's best or to develop even

>>36793892
Dude you're a piece of shit, fuck you. No wonder you chose med school.

>>36793892
>the guy who's life revolves around sitting in a cold room staring at corpses and text books feels sad for someone else

that's cute. everyone's gotta feel smug about something i guess.

>>36793821

Not OP, but Jesus Christ you can't even fucking read what he said can you?

Just go back to soc or Reddit.

>>36793509
Damn, how old is your PC? Have you made the upgrade to windows XP yet?

>>36793965
Yeah I guess. It's sad and amazing how much we need another. And how we're denied it. That basic need we all have that's so close, but always without reach. I think the more I learn. The sadder I get. Everyone needs somebody, at least once. But we don't get it. What kind of a cruel fate is this?

>>36793973
What the fuck faggot? I'm empathising with OP and saddened by his (our) plight and you're calling me a piece of shit?

>>36793990
Not him but fellow medfag
Corpses are better than people, aside from fucking that is, patients are awful though

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Just turned 20 and I fear I will become this.

I've started avoiding people in university. I dont even eat for days. Ive lost all motivation and I fear Im going to never have meaningful relationships of any kind. I dont know if the problem is that I dont know how to put myself out there again or fear of the confrontation from people who I havent seen due to my sheltering. Im just hopefully wishing something outside my control can help me out but I know the only one who can change my situation is me.

>>36793950
Losing virginity guarantees normiehood.
Losing virginity removes robotry. You can be a cyborg, but being a virgin at an unacceptable age makes you a robot. This all is basic /r9k/ knowledge.

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>>36794046
Fine, I am still an autistic loser with no friends though.

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>>36794037
I wonder if this is true for everyone. I have schizoid personality disorder and only use 4chan quite sporadically to stimulate my mind. I don't have any online or real life friends, and I've been okay with that several years now.

I'm not a virgin though.

>>36794046
This is true.
I got laid a couple of times last month and I don't know what I'm doing here. I suddenly don't relate to most of the content. This is the first time I'm here this week and I used to browse 24/7 before.

>>36793595
-be short
-be ugly
Simple. I'm 28, khhv and I have friends and go out everyday. People will be my friend but they won't see me as a romantic partner. Because contrary to what idiots say here, looks do matter even if you're a guy.

>>36792150
we live in a society build and catered to women

Women have this princess mentality that they only deserve the best

you know why? they say because theyve been through too much pain to deal with bullshit
which translates to "i fucked a ton of chads, but they left me and I loved them so my heart was broken so now I want to settle down with some cuck who loves my roast beef pussy and takes care of my 2 kids"

>>36794141
I'm not a virgin either. Although I'm pretty much in the same boat.

The feeling never goes away though. I'm just so alone. And I'll never get a gf. I'm older than OP.

>>36794185
>-be short

How short, though?

>>36793509
>He is lucky, he gets to play Half Life at least. Been wanting to play it for years, but have so many more doom mods to play.

Lol

>>36793864
shut the fuck up, you little whiny BITCH

you're all circle jerking a self-fulfilling prophecy

GET OUT, VIRGINS

>>36794443
I'm 5'6 and most women reject me

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>>36794206
Older than 33, eh? Damn. I'm only 25.

I do sometimes become acutely aware of how alone I am, like as I fall asleep at night. I don't know if it qualifies as loneliness, though. I used to be extremely depressed, but now everything is flat. I was definitely more unhappy during my 5 year relationship with my ex (the only person I ever had sex with).

Idk. I don't see myself ever having romantic interest in someone again. Met the ex through an online game 10 years ago, we were just distant friends who caught up every few weeks for half that time. She's a great human being. Haven't spoken to her in 2 years. Why am I typing this? It's only going to net me derision here on /r9k/ because this is apparently enough to make a person normal, even though there's more to my story than this shit. Whatever. I'll just go back to watching anime and forget about my existence for a while. I'm sorry for trying to relate to you.

>>36794443
Anon you replied to here, I'm 5'4".

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I'm 31 and I'm currently dealing with heartbreak after having ended a 4 year relationship with my fiancee.
Before that, I was a robot for 27 years. Lost my virginity to a prostitute. I know what it's like to be alone and undesired.

But the pain of loneliness is nothing compared to the pain of heartbreak.

Consider yourselves lucky, virgins.

>>36794581
How long has your relationship been over?

>>36794884
How did losing your V card to a prostitute effect your morale and self worth.

Asking for a friend.

>>36793866
Ok, CWC

I just turned 31. Virgin, never even had a female friend, no male friends either.

>>36794929
The same length of time as we haven't spoken (almost 2 years). It wasn't amicable.

>>36794945
It was a great experience. She treated me very kindly and I really enjoyed my time with her.

I still vividly remember the moment I left her apartment and took my first steps outside again. I didn't think it would affect me, but I felt like such a load was off of my shoulders. The sex was meaningless and I didn't care for the woman at all (obviously), but it had given me such a sense of relieve, you have no idea. 27 and no longer a virgin. Oh fuck yeah!

From that point on I didn't feel desperate anymore as I left a burden behind. I could finally 'be confident bro'.

Yeah, would recommend.

>>36792150
At 33 I definitely recommend a hooker. Go to Thailand and fuck a qt 20 year old for $60. or pay $100+ and have her spend the whole night with you. Cuddling, kissing, bj, and sex

>>36795080
Thanks bro. I'm 26 and thinking of doing the same.

>>36795044
Sorry to hear man, what happened?

>>36795080
How tall are you anon? And what do you look like? See the problem with this kind of success story is, it's always some tall dude with average or above average looks whose only problems were in his mind. That's why I can't relate and none of what they say apply to me.

>tfw v at 24
>tfw not short, ugly or NEET

Am I a robot or cyborg?

>>36793060
You really do.


>>36794185
Could be that your standards are too high.


>>36794544
>I'm 5'6 and most women reject me

Most? So some don't reject you, then. What happens with them?

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>>36795121
5'8" and I'm a 5, last time I checked on /soc/ a couple of years ago. Weak chin, too. Also balding, and at 31 more than ever.

So no, it's not like you think, and so this is probably the success story you can relate to, but let me trigger you nonetheless:
Even with my 'flaws', my only problems were still only in my mind.

'be confident' is advice that only makes sense when you're already confident. It's completely useless fucking advice for anyone else, but it's also the goddamned truth at the same time.

>>36795121
Oh, another bitter virgin who thinks it's height that matters. You're not a virgin because of height.

>>36794544
I'm 5'6" and constantly get hit on by girls.

>>36792166
>I haven't been single in almost 10 years now.
You must be at least a 7/10. Want a cookie?

I'm a 19 year old khv girl :(

>>36795186
>Could be that your standards are too high.
I don't really have standards desu. They're incredibly low.

>>36795221
Yeah? I'm 5'4" and like 3/10 though. So, I'm not really convinced we're facing the same odds. I also have crohn's disease and other very physical problems but that's another story.

>>36795256
So what's the problem, anon? I have friends, female friends too. People tend to like me and invite me to stuff. Since you know so much about me why don't you tell me what's wrong with me?

>>36792150 gotta keep looking.

>>36793892
The male reproductive system doesn't need other people.

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>>36795186
>Could be that your standards are too high.
God damn this meme again. I tried this and got rejected by a fucking landwhale, which lowered my self esteem even more. If you're an ugly guy not even the ugly girls will fuck you because they can just share Chad.

If you're ugly and male just give up, and get a tulpa or something. That's the only hope for you.

t 24 khv

>>36795286
Are you a Pajeet? That would explain everything.

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I'm 33 and I'm not even considering a relationship because I know it would never, ever, ever work out, so there's no point in even trying. There's also nobody here who I would even want to be in a relationship with. I'm just going to die a wizard.

>>36795118
I slowly fell in love with liquor and out of love with her, and she noticed. Most of the time she messaged me I responded apathetically because I didn't really want to talk to her about anything. Shit like that. I was verbally pretty mean when I drank too much and blacked out. Never physical. I haven't had a sip of alcohol in 7 months now. I still miss alcohol more than her.

>>36795286
>crohn's disease

Isn't that when you squirt shit 24/7?

To be honest, it sounds like you're very defective and don't even deserve someone in your life to procreate with.
You really should stop thinking about women. Like, not that it's highly improbable, but simply impossible.

>>36795337
I'm not a pajeet but wouldn't that make my chances greater with their whole arranged marriage thing?

>>36795490
Yes when you're in flare you keep shitting bloody liquid shit.. I don't even want to procreate, I'd just like a lover. And frankly, most people don't deserve to procreate and go on to have many kids. I thought no one "deserved" anything anyway, what happened to that, normie? Can't you stay coherent for a minute?

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>>36795592
Procreation is a meme. Antinatalism is completely unironically and objectively correct.

>>36795282
Are you fat and ugly, or just really shy?
I knew a few virgin girls in college that weren't bad looking they were just shy and had never had a bf. 19 isn't old at all though

>>36795592
You've just got to be confident, man. :^)

sorry about the poop thing, tho. that sucks

>>36795671
>Antinatalism is completely unironically and objectively correct.
Yeah, if you pretend biology doesn't exist.

>>36795692
Yes, the biological impulse exists. What reason is there to submit to the biological impulse if it's better for your hypothetical child to not exist than risk him/her having an unpleasant life thrust upon them?

>>36795319
What do you consider a 'landwhale'? Please post a picture of a woman of comparable size, shape, and attractiveness to this landwhale who rejected you.

And seriously, get over this delusion about women happily 'sharing' guys. Women are insanely jealous and catty; this is very rare if it happens at all.

21, 5'4 and also ugly as fuck. Always disregard these success stories from "robots" because they have a self diagnosed mental illness that somehow stops them from doing basic tasks. We were unsalvagable from the get go. It's dealt just starting to dawn on me lately how fucked I was, I can't imagine 12 more years of this. The manlets here somehow have great faces and slay pussy every day. The uggos here are tall or average height that still get some interest. Never both at the same time. I really should just get it over with and go to wizchan.

>>36796015
Another self-diagnozed "true robot". One day you will realize it's all because you chose to be a piece of shit and will change your attitude of life.

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>>36796070
>I chose to get my height laughed at
>I chose to look like a kid forever
>I chose to not have female friends ever
>I chose well established, scientifically researched discrimination against me

Please fuck off. Go get some pussy.

>>36796176
Danny DeVito is an ugly midget and he gets pussy and money. What's your excuse? He was not born a Chad but made himself into one anyway.

>>36796176
Have you... ever asked a girl out? Tried Tinder?

>>36796246
For one ugly midget that becomes a successful actor, millions die alone.

"j-just be a billionaire bruh" "j-just be a famous rockstar bruh" "j-just be a holywood celeb bruh" Is that what you need to be to get laid as a manlet?

>>36796280
>millions die alone

Source.

>>36792150
>tfw 30
>roastie whore took my wizard powers six years ago and then left me for Chad after a few weeks
Life is hell, anon.

>>36796274
And this is where some of the blame falls on me. Truthfully I've told one girl how I feel, for laughed at and didn't try again until senior year of highschool. At the beginning stage of flirting she friendzoned me. And here I am. The 20 year olds are out of my league. The younger ones are out of my league and illegal.

>>36796459
Move to Europe, where 14 is legal (hower unless you are 30 and rich they don't care for you).

>>36792150
Just get an escort Fagget

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>>36792857
this thread pleases mii