HALT

Leonard it is

Oscar is my name, wanting to die is my game.

The name is Stefan, m'lord.

Endre

James Dean. No kidding.

Abdulrahman.

Does this appease the creative one?

Thomas, wanted to go by Toby as a kid but mummy didn't let me.

>>36791656

Wow that's a pretty awful name, not being judgemental just stating the truth.

My name is Alexander, its also a pretty bad name imo.

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>>36791656
Jamie

I bring brat

>>36791656
Nice to meet you, Jizzstuffer.

Its not Geoff, its Paul.

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my name is ross

Alexis

and I'm a boy

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>>36791656
John

orig

>>36791984
Why dont you just go by alex?

>>36791656
Jonathan, what do you want from me you faggot fuck?

>>36791656
Stormzy innit bruv

>>36791873
My names Toby. Do you want to trade?

>>36792044
At least you're not called Haruhi or Lelouch like kids in a few years will be

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my name is angelina
i like it, its not a common name where i live

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JAKE HERE
Not Jacob. JAKE.

>>36791656
Theo

oreginalio

>>36791656
Casper my name is capser... yes like the ghost.. worst of all im kinda introvert autist so people dont often notice me.
People started calling me a ghost. Then we saw "Casper the friendly ghost" in class.
So now they just call me fat gay retard

Ezra

Ravioli, Ravioli, make me origioli

>>36792130
>I AM BERT.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K99OWlAWeN4

>>36792003
9 times outta 10 I do. My family is just adamant about calling me Alexis. In Greek it's a common male name

>>36792086
>angelina
BRISBANE

My name's Callum

>>36792086
>angelina
female(female)?

Mikolaj

ho ho fuckers

>>36791656
Didn't you make this thread last time?

>>36792349
>BRISBANE
no i live in canada sorry
>>36792377
yes

>>36792477
>yes
Why are you on this board where most of residents hate girls?

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>>36791656
Jake. No it's not fucking Jacob REEEEEEEEEEE

>not a slav
>parents named me Andrei

>>36791656
>all names in the universe and my parents had to give me the name Jacob
Just fuck my shit up why don't you

>>36792497
i wouldn't say most people here hate girls, just stacies. im here because im a neet. it's nice to talk to people that are like you

>>36791656
Hunter, sir.

>>36792645
Are you fat/ugly/socially retarded?

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>>36791656
my name is alex
it's a qt boy name

taliban why do i get muted for my name?

>>36792937
not fat
yes im quite ugly, i have a very asymmetrical face
and i have terrible social skills

>>36794038
feel free to stick around, then, robot

>tfw finnish
>Tfw Mom gave me a swedish name
>Couldnt even given me the finnish variation of it or something similiar sounding
Oskar

>>36794908
EJ VITTU LOL

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>>36792524
>>not a slav
>>parents named me Andrei
Not a slav either, but parents named my brother Artijom, after the guy from metro 2033

>>36791656
my name is Alex orijinul

Daniil

how de fug not origina

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Alec

somehow not oregano

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How's it going FBI
Danielle

Liam, r8 my name pls

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Elton, I'm not gay neither a musician

My name is Grace

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My name is Madara Uchiha

Feels kinda awkward saying my name for some reason. Francis

>>36795459
>obicuck uchiha

Pol.
I'm not joking.

Tis Roland

>>36795724
pronounced like paul or pole?

Nick
Its a pretty good name tb.h

I'm Sarah, I quite like it.

>>36791831
how do you feel about being called James Dean?

>>36795746
It depends on the language.
In english people call it like Paul.

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andy
cuck ass fucking name tbqh kms

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APPARENTLY IT'S BUDDY. Why the fuck does everyone call me buddy? Even grocery store shitters call me buddy. Is it just in vogue? What happened to dude or guy or man? Buddy is so fucking condescending, right?

Zack, no I'm not a chad, the meme is a lie

>>36792119
Me too
And i fucking hate being called jacob

>>36791656
Petra

I'm a guy ;_;

>>36791656
Literally Chad with Magnus as my middle name.
I am neither of these things and they're just names from book characters or so i'm told

Kyomars
So original i know...

Jacob, muh bible
>tfw agnostic and cant make that leap of faith
>>36791877
>Alexander the Great
>Alexander Graham Bell

Bretty gud to me senpai

>>36792119
>>36795965
Hmm, I don't mind being called jake. Does it bother ya'll when they just assume ur jacob or just hate it anyway? For some reason women will call me jake more than jacob...

>>36791656
seth
oregano

>>36791656
Hello fello Christopher

>>36791656
Braxton
Not too beta or alpha.

There's never another Oliver in these threads wtf.

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>>36791656
Stormzy innit

tfw you will never rep down the park with the mandem

J, my name is Joey.
Battle is what I go about

Reilly.
Spelled retardedly because why not.

>>36791656
Siver

>>36791656
I am Xavier. I am a very good and original boy.

unfortunately, my name Jeff

>>36796695
Hey Pokeaim

>>36796915
man i cant imagine being in your position when that meme started getting popular, was probably a load of cancer
kek

>turkish name thats even rare for turkroaches
>dont look anything like a kebab even though i am, literal whitey whitebread
>weird af to pronounce for people in eurostan
>surname is even worse
atleast its very uncommon and special

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>>36791656
Marc's the name.
Shitposting is the primary objective.

>>36796462
Nice name
>>36796641
That's a surname lol no just kidding it's decent
>>36796764
No one will ever spell your name right lol
>>36796836
Cool name
>>36796915
BEST NAME

>>36796785
I missed your name which is cool too

But no Jeff

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Joe. No, not Joseph. just Joe. No I don't "prefer to go by Joe" my name LITERALLY ISN'T JOSEPH WHY CAN'T PEOPLE FUCKING UNDERSTAND THIS

>>36797929
You're a nice r8ter. I like you, most of the time people are rude

>>36791984
FUCKING SPIC REEEEE

My name is Kathleen.

>>36798006
Is that a Jo-J... I'll stop myself, never mind.

Lukas

>>36791857
I've heard of Abdul and Abdullah before, did your parents come up with something of their own or what?

>>36792884
Excuse me??
What the fuck do you think you're doing using my name? Do you know what kind of power I have? I fought in the navy for six months and have made very powerful friends. Any time you need a marine lift, tugboat, ship cleaning, or garbage removal I'll be there.

>>36795961
Fuck you cunt never smoked with us lookin ass

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>>36791656
Francis (I get called F.X. since my full name is Francis Xavier)

>>36798401
> Francis Xavier
French or something ?

>>36791656
David.

I'm the most boring, below average in all stats, white man you'll ever meet.

we have the same name bro

>>36798376
No, it means "servant of God" in Arabic. Nice name, I have a friend named Lucas but not with the K.

who /Lucas/ here?

literally worst name

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>>36792027
OI RUDEBOI SHUT UP

My name is Morgen ***** *****.

Scott, named after the movie teen wolf 80s movie not after the tv show

kellen

Andres

Oregano

jironimo

My name is Jerome INB4 nigger I'm white..

>>36799072
Haha whats up senpai my mexican friends and their family use to call me jeronimo

Hello, my name is Morton.

>>36795329
Are you a boy (girl) ?
>>36795346
I knew a gay black guy whos name was Liam

>>36799097
is it pronounced the way a black person would say it or like jeremy?

>>36795792
Nick likes sucking that DICK

>>36795795
The name of a Bipolar whore who was molested as a child, shit blond hair too

Jamison

>>36799155
No its Jerome, I had lots of black people ask me if one of parents was black even though Im 100% white

>>36799097
Thats rough anon I know there was a saint Jerome pretty sure he was white

>>36799043
Your parents should have aborted you scott

>>36799183
this is very unfortunate for you my friend. do you dislike your name and would you ever consider changing it? or is it not that big a deal

Mordi reporting in guys

>>36799157
BPD, actually, and it's shit PINK hair you twat.

>>36799228
No idc old now I was teased a fair amount bec of the name and if someone sees my name on paper for appointment as example they always assume I'm a black guy, the rest of the time if I tell people my name they think I'm making it up or giving fake name lol

>>36799262
Post your tits you fat whore

Pretty standard name

>>36799262
Shit hair shit personality not suprised at all did you cum when you were molested

>>36791831
Wait a minute.

You don't happen to be a 19 year old english boy from the south-east of england, do you?

>>36791656
Youssef.
Don't worry i'm not gonna blow up anything.

>>36799362
That is because you already did last night, you cheeky little muslim, you

Wil Wheaton whats up fags

>>36799362
You wont but if you had a daughter you would have her do it you filthy shitskin

>>36799400
You're not Wil Wheaton.

But just in case you are...please consider the noose

>>36799384
Gotta take some breaks every now and then.

>>36799400
B8 but if you are him you are a massive faggot and Wesley Crusher ruined TNG, I bet you wanted to suck off all the crew you cuck

>>36799428
Good thinking, gotta replenish that HP before the crusades, boy.

Good luck out there, Saracen. Happy bombings to you, friend

>>36799400
I know you arent him but if you are KYS please

>>36799400
I cant stand Wil Wheaton he is such a faggot

>>36799400
Wil wheaton would not say "whats up fags"

>Tfw Jonathan
I'm better than al of you and drunk

Benze (pronounced ben-zah)
Actually

>>36791656
My name is Robert, it's a boring name but no one besides my dad calls me any of the cool nicknames like Rob(since he's Robert Sr.) so I don't try to force it.

Mircea

this was not oregano

>>36799516
Only way to prove this is time stamp erect penis I'll fucking do it who ever has the biggest dick wins hurry up and post it you fag

>>36799446
Thanks friend and may allah be with you.

>>36791656
Patrick Emmet
and i'm not even irish

Why doesnt this thread include your name and penis size? I wonder what names have the biggest dick

>>36799593
Robert again, my penis is 6 inches and three quarters long and 5.5 inches in girth.

>>36792440
>>36792367
>>36792232
>>36791984
>>36792524
>>36796131
Hawt.
Slavic names are best names. Be proud, men.
>>36796764
I have a model friend with that exact name. You're not a Washington Irishman, by any chance?

>>36799554
But i have whiskey dick fuck you. But it'@ 6,5" and uncut incase you wanted to know faggot

>>36791831
Does the house 'Hunt' mean anything to you?

>>36799665
8.5 inch by 7.2 you are a dicklet bitch

>>36799821
Not him, but post it?

joel, and im not even jewish

>>36799821
Fuck you it's wide as fuck

>>36791656
Nicolas
pretty fucking gay ass name

Julian, the original

elias
ognero

>tfw my name is so unique that I can't even post it here without people finding out who I am
At least it sounds pretty cool

Bahir.

I'm a Britbong.

Olaf is my name

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>>36791656
Kazem

>>36791656
Kevon

>tfw family constantly calls me by the yiddish version of my name ever since I said something about the rothschilds

Grayson
Ive never met another one in my life

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>>36791656
Luke Williams. I'm a humble man wishing to engage in diplomacy.

>>36799821
Okay. Now fuck my wife

Emmanuel

Only met a handful of people with my name and they were all hispanic except for one black guy.

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Ian not Ethan

My name is I s a a c

Orignalololo

>>36799139
>boy(girl)
What did he mean by this
reverse trap?

My name is Jacob (but my parents almost made it Joseph)

Melker


super duper oridori

>>36802602
good name i like it a lot

Deon and I'll let you know I only stopped because my legs are tired.

Viktor
All of the normies say it in a terrible russian accent and I'm not russian.

>>36795403
I've always loved names like that. Grace, Hope, Faith.

Mason I wish my dad named me after him ):

Arthur
>wraps towel around my face and runs away

>>36799183
I see Jerome on 2 ends of the spectrum, either a black simpleton or bumfuck white dude. Are you either

>>36802544
Fucking this
Every time I'd tell someone my name they think it's Evan or Ethan but its Ian

>>36791656
I am Victoria

>>36798376
>Lukas
hello my brother

My name's Ask. How are ya?

>>36791656
Raphiel, no joke.

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>>36799821
>no picture
fag

>>36805096

hi victoria are you looking for a bf (me)?

>>36805096
D U E S S E L D O R F

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no spam fuck your system my post is amazing an d original REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
triplespam now

>tfw my name literally means 'happy'
>I'm a depressed piece of shit
It's like my life wants to taunt me

>>36791656
I goeth byeth Liam

>>36791656
name's john lillis
people think im gay

Austin.

I dont the stereotype for me someone enlighten me

>>36791656
Craig I'm not the guy that used to spam the cuck threads

>>36791656
Nicholas is the name

>>36805720
Autism.

organic

>>36806143
I would like to consider myself weaponized autism so i guess it fits

>>36806171
If you live in Oklahoma you have to double it.

Kaine

>>36806287
what why

t. oklahoman

>>36805096
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uF617xjgdGg

Surely you do not let them call you Vicky.

Nadav

>>36795382
Lol thats hillarious

>>36799061
Chileno hijo de perra

My name can be translated to "Frank, the forest king"

>>36805675
>>36806659
>>36805623
I already have a bf(girl) so no ty

My name is Gilberto. My stupid mexican parents named me fucking Gilberto...

>>36807122
thanks for the (you)
riasd

>>36803793
im also named mason anon :^)

Robben Tujunga, my mom wanted to give me an American name so when she escaped beaner land with me I'd fit it with the americunts

I don't see a Tim here.

>tfw not named Timothy

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>>36791656
my name is
Maxwell

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Ian, it's an okay name

THERE ARE TOO MANY JACOBS HERE

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Don't laugh

Muhammad ;_;