>store clerk in busy supermarket watching me at self-service

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Fuck them.
I have several club cards on my keychain.
Having them conveniently available is the only way to avoid the awkward "got a frequent shopper card? no wanna put in a phone number oh its okay I'll use mine" bullshit conversation.

>>36790825
i got a clubcard for a store too because social pressure, sometimes i feel like im the only one who has one but hey

>>36790825
She probably tried to flirt with you.

>>36790825
You should report her to the manager. That'll show her.

>>36790870
Fuck off, Chad. Not everyone's life is like a porno.

Plus she looked like a goofy 16yo

>>36790927
Oh Jesus, that pretty much means I'm right. She was just trying to pull your leg to see if you'll come up with a witty response. Little did she know that robots can't into spontaneity.

>>36790825
>gets flirted on
>doesnt get it
robots are my favorite, never fail to amuse me :^)

>>36790979
Nah, I played along a bit trying to get her to say more, but her supervisor was also talking to her.

Wish I did autistically scream at her tho

>>36791063
I kinda got the hint with "you're the first man I've seen use that," because as a store clerk, the chances of that is really fucking low.

Still lel worthy tho

>>36791063
>tfw it takes you 3 years to realize that a girl was hitting on you

My problem is that I'm just overly sensitive. I perceive everything in the world to be out to get me so I assume everyone is constantly subtly mocking me.

>>36791240
Well you need to work on that, it's a shit way to live. I'm working on it too.

>>36791240
I kinda ktf
>first instinct is to smile and play it off and evacuate asap
>realize only later that you got socially destroyed