Fembot FEELS >That tfw when no bf in months

>>36789678
Hey, where's that little mushroom fella from?

>>36789678
>months
low quality bait

>>36789719

Call of Duty: Black Ops 2

>tfw no boyfriend ever
>tfw my nickname on highschool was shrek
>tfw I tripped and fell on the schoolbus and everyone sang "na na na na, na na na na, hey hey hey, goodbye"

These bait threads hurt me. I try not to reveal my gender when I post here.

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>>36789678
Fembot has a breakdown a few months with tfw.
We were born into tfw. Forged by tfw.

Feels good actually.

>>36789755
Thanks. He's pretty cute.

>>36789678
I'm a guy, no gf for 4 years

>>36789762
would a dick pic help?

>>36789762
SOMEBODY


originalshrekk

>>36789678
that one is from Darkroot Garden I think
>>36789762
Are you virgin?

If so I can be your bf

>>36789719
Dark Souls. 1st one.

>>36789831
No I'm not a loser lol are you?

>>36789983
We both know you're not >>36789762
Don't be a dick

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>>36789983
reeee roastie get out

originalinio

>>36789678

I will admit that I miss having a partner in my life because he abandoned me on February. In this time when I have no partner, I will seek to improve myself.

I'm definitely not ready for any new relationships now but I'll give it a year or so and maybe someone new can enter my life.

Relationships are beautiful but they could also be very draining and soul-sucking if not done right

>>36790072
Lets trade contact info so we can get together in a year.

tfw too many guys to choose from and none of them are good enough for me

>>36790116

I've always wanted a partner who matches me in a very complete way but for know, I believe i will stick to people I will meet in real life. It is more personal that way.

>>36790072
"Chad pumped and dumped me for the last time. As revenge I will age and Allow myself to ferment in my own whoreness for a year and then settle with some nice guy who makes a decent salary get him to buy me thing, not fuck him but instead fuck Chad on the side

>>36790127
I know that feel
I'm so fucking lonely
Fuck my life

what do you girls think about having a threesome with a gay couple?

>>36790127

Most people, male and female, are too plain, boring, or just plain uninteresting for me. Th are also those who are only interested in hang a good time with me instead of having me as their best friend and lover. I don't like how people constantly tell me there are more fish in the sea because I just rarely get attracted to anyone. I only fall in love or even like anyone once in a blue moon

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>>36790135
Go fuck yourself, roastie whore.

>>36790167
Sounds like a paradox to me.

>>36790185
alright what if the couple is two bi guys?

>>36790167
No thanks. I don't wanna get AIDS

>>36790144

But will you still believe in the concept of real and true love? It seems like your hopes to have your true dream have faded away. is this truly what you want?

>>36790168
you're just too good for this cruel world anon

>>36790196
>alright what if the couple is two bi guys?
Sounds pretty gay.

>>36790175

I simply came here to hear other peoples insights and opinions. i am by no means a whore. I will keep myself an untarnished virgin until I find someone who can stay with me for eternity.

>>36790199
More straight people have aids then gay people
>>36790175
"Hurr durr Will u be my gf"
"No thanks anon i don't know you"
"Hurr durr me retarded Fuck u hor"

>>36790230
Blacks aren't really "people" though.

>>36790229
Chad still counts as you losing your virginity roastie you broke that man's heart

>>36790199
but we were kissless virgins before meeting each other

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>>36790168
We should meet up for a drink.

>>36790216

I agree, most of the time I feel like I belong in a different world. A world that I always idealized. a different planet. This world could be filled with filth and lies. there is only a tiny fraction good left here in this earth

>>36790244
That doesn't matter. HIV cells naturally start forming when a penis and prostate come in contact.

>>36790254
He was making fun of you, you pretentious idiot stop thinking you're better than everyone

>>36790249

Well, I would if I lived near you but I would say that I do desire some conversation with people who could let me express the agony inside of me

>>36790168
>>36790254
>tfw no literally autistic gf

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Hi fembots. Anyone mind shooting me a few btc? Just a few bucks. Dirt poor and it would mean a lot <3

156Sf7CRJg438Wd99QTQVSF2mm98YyJWPv

>>36790270

I don't really care because I do agree with his phrase. I am by no means completely pure though but I believe this world truly is just too corrupt

>>36790271
I tend to be a good listener and let people vent, but I'm kind of a dick and will tell you straight up if your problems are stupid. What state you in?

>>36789742
Not even though. If you go to lolcow you realize the memes are real. They act like a month without a bf is the longest period anyone could ever go. They all talk about the same sort of emotional issues we have, about how isolated and depressed and alone they are, and then mention that they have a bf. It's a fucking joke.

>>36790261
You got that wrong. Healthy cells mutate when one fantasises about someone if the same gender or likes then romantically. It is god's punishment for dang homos

Which is sadder: the fact that robots try to pick up "women" in these threads or the fact that I'm tempted to join them?

>>36790292

I live in a different country altogether.

>>36790296
Fembot here the feels i have are perhaps more powerful or equal to yours for you see having a bf or gf doesn't matter because you can get one easy enough.
I am still lonely

>>36790299
Assuming this is true, we can prove that traps aren't gay, considering most /r9k/ and 4chan users regularly fantasize about them and don't have AIDS. Since it's the gender, not that sex, that mutates the cells, that means male girls are completely straight.

>>36790325
Well, though shit I guess.

>>36790323
Definitely the latter, you pathetic piece of shit.

>>36790348
I conquer however being a trap is gay Because they have a ugh "winky" however liking them does not make you a homo because i am straight i like them and i don't have the aids

>>36790275
ITS TAPE>
Brand new katana its tape

>>36790341
Just go to the club and make out with as many guys and you can and fuck the one that kisses best
EZ MODO

>>36790325
Which continent or country are you in? and what and you look for in a guy?

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>>36790382
>you pathetic piece of shit
Well at least I'm in the right place.

>>36790409
>what and you look for in a guy?
My penis.

>>36790341
Literal life on easy mode and you complain.
This is why we dont like you.
Fuck off.
Been at least 2 years ive had a friend

>>36790365

But I truly want to meet more people who could somehow identify me and any way but most people around me are normies and only ever are polite to me and nothing more

>>36790422
>>36790407
I'm just as lonely as you guys. If i can get a bf why can't you get a gf if you think all women are whores then why don't you fugg them

>>36789678
That mushroom needs to punch you.

>>36790432
What country are you even in? I can't imagine many countries not having a 100% complete normalfag population. The only reason why the US has robots is because of how easy it is to get by in life here.

>>36790438
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uS1LmpiJFaM
Only kids play on easy mode! I'm a man, dammit!

>>36790438
Because 80% of women only fuck the top 20% of men.
That leaves 80% male robots and 20% "fembots"

>>36790457
You can't claim to be a man while watching anime videos

>>36790477
You can if you've unlocked it in challenging mode.

>>36790438
Guys generally put in more effort into getting a girl while girls just have to "put themselves out there".
Girls seem to take this for granted

>>36790448
A third world sperg that has to work his ass off to survive, can still be a robot if he limits his social life to only necessary things and doesn't get laid.

>>36790409

I am in asia, southeast asia. I look for someone who can be both my best firend and lover all at once. Someone who I feel I can rule the world with.

I prefer either asians or half asian, half white people.

I have a fondness for glasses.

I never want anyone as dumb as bricks

I also want soemone who will most likely talk the first move with me

I enjoy very mysterious people who give me a very mischievous smirk.

I also want them to like to read, play vidya, enjoy and/or do art.

Possibly somebody who can convince me that there are still things worth fighting for in this life

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You're in the Darkroot Garden when this guy slaps your phantom's ass. What do?
Keep in mind his friend has <25% equipment load and is nearly invisible.

>>36790502
Well, you tell me How do I contact you, I'm not asian tho, is that a problem?

Also post your fav song. May I ask your height?

>>36790502
>somebody who can convince me that there are still things worth fighting for in this life
Ah, so you're looking for a genie.

>>36790523
Hit him 3 times with my 2hed Black knights sword aka easy mode.

>>36790460
It's getting tiresome how often someone has to repeat this and yet the fucking normals still choose to ignore it and go on about their shit anyway.

>>36790529

Here is my favorite song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BEOfqJh8GvA

My height is 5'4

Why do non-virgins think they're even human?

>>36790477
What's this, no snappy response now that it's been revealed that you are in fact an easy-moder?
Please self-revoke your will for posting until you have had time to develop your mind.

>>36790558
Gas the roasties
Virginity war now.

>>36790460
You are a sexist omg give me proof

>>36790495
No you are definitely less of a man if you watch cartoons about school girls with superpowers running around

would the world be a better place if men dated men and women dated women?

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>>36790559
>she's a womanlet

>>36790559
I see you like piano right or am I wrong?

Is theres any other problem besides Im not asian and Im in europe, How do I contact you or should I post mine?

In all honesty, first to talk and then we'll see.

>>36790496
Wrong
You're just a sexist

>>36790600
Yes but unfortunately the anus isn't meant to take benis.

>>36790548
>not the BKUGS
You are small time.

>>36790594
Labeling people instead of respecting the rugged integrity of the individual?
How easy-mode.

>>36790619
Was that the one you scrape along the ground when you power attack?

>>36790641
I don't give a shit i am not on easy mode I find it hard to get a bf because most guys that are hot just want to pump and dump me or don't even want to do that.
Also I'm fattish

>>36790662
Yeah. That move was always so satisfying to land against someone in PvP but it rarely ever happened.

>>36790673
Shut up and post your hairy belly.

>>36790676
Lol I was trolling you please stop replying to me now

I remember when I switched from easy mode to challenging. The universe itself morphed and whorled as it rearranged from chaos to a cycle of hard-learned lessons. Every ten years, the great Cosmic Stick of Ugliness descends upon mankind. Hard mode is getting out of the way.

>>36790676
I loved that sword. It really was satisfying smashing enemies about with it.

>months
Original sage.

>>36790341
>more powerful
Yeah, right.

>>36789742
nah it's legit - my flat mate girl (i'm a guy) didn't have a bf for like 4-5 months, when i moved in. She got one now though

>being a woman
(lol

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>TFW no gf for 18 years
Kill me please

>trying to lose weight
>trying to get popular
>get actual other girl friends
>they keep inviting me to food related things
I've been invited for afternoon lunch right now, a BBQ this afternoon and a picnic tomorrow. Like it's summer why do people want to eat so fucking much

Months????? Holy fuck just unironically kys. You are fucking pathetic.
GET THE FUCK OFF MY BOARD REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>36791264
She just fucked guys at the weekend to tide her over

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any fembots want one awkward robot bf to talk to all the time and play vidya with. I got nobody and I'd like a girl who also has nobody.

[email protected]

>>36791327
just don't eat for the rest of the day? That's what I do whenever people invite me out, keeps me under 1000 kcal a day without fail

>>36791436
I live in a corridor room, so I'm always asked to come eat when I'm here too.

Come to think of it the constant pressure to eat is likely why I'm overweight.

>>36792015
im a fembot but im single because im ashamed of my fucked up vulva

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>>36789678
THERE'S NOT MUSHROOM FOR ROASTIES IN THIS BOARD, ONLY FUNGIS

>>36789678
>months
normie gtfo

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>>36789831
no of course not, you're not right? i didn't think you sounded like a loser

>>36792747
How fucked up is it?

>>36789719
>a world with giant ass dragons and demons
>but you get one shotted by a fucking mushroom

>>36792747
fucked up how?
originalio

All this low quality bait from dumb larping robots is disgusting.

>>36793335
You do feel as though you kinda deserve it for picking on his kids though to be fair

>>36793335
That's what you get for not being a fun guy.

>>36793321
>>36793341
Just got big lips :(

>>36793439
that just means theres more there to love

>>36793439
Picture? Also why would you be single because of just that. As if a guy rejects you for your vag.

Try having a small dick.

>>36789678
>tfw when only 15 or so orbiters
>tfw none of them Chad
>tfw tallest of them only like 5'11

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FEMBOT, LET ME SPILL MY SEED INSIDE YOU

>>36793457
>>36793456
Everyone would think roaastie even though im legitimtely a virgin

>>36793517
You can get it fixed by surgery if you really want. There is no reason for a girl to worry about anything.

A small dick is worse, trust me. Even now I'm not turned off when you say you're a roastie.

>>36793517

this is literally a manufactured /r9k/ troll you fell for

>>36793517
this site is just satire no one actually believes flappy lips equates to how much cock a vagina has taken

>>36793545

small dick is also a meme but one you do to yourself from watching porn and thinking its real

>>36793517
how prominent your lips are has nothing to do with how much sex you've had, i really hope that the people who say that shit here are just memeing

>>36793517
Want to be my gf in NYC? I work in film, am in pretty decent shape, and I have an apartment.


All you need to do is not hurt my heart.
Aside from that, I'll support all your dreams

>>36789678
Malebot feel post
>tfw no gf ever

Gtfo with your low quality bait roastie! Also, learn how to type tfw and not "that tfw"! Fucking dumb roastie!

>>36793568
>>36793581
>>36793627
many normies still believes it, besides it's a put-off, guys might fuck it but they won't lick it