Greentext Thread

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>be wiping my ass
>hmm well i wonder if there's still shit there
>just got cellphone maybe 3 weeks ago
>durr hurr i'll take a pic and see
>take pic
>wipe accordingly
>all set.
>later that night, went to a school play, girl i like in it
>she say "hey anon come to denny's with us after"
>go
>she say "oh hey anon we have the same phone. let me see"
>comparing
>she starts looking at my phone
>REALIZE I DIDN'T DELETE THAT FUCKING PICTURE
>she gets disgusted look on her face
>hands me back my phone
>never another word spoken between us

Gonna post a few classics from Tupperware anon.

>parents invite people over for dinner
>tell them im not coming out and watching those fucks I dont like eat at our table and our food
>parents pissed say fine were using my room for the guests jackets to punish me
>just go in there room hook my xbox up
>they put jackets in my room
>hear them comment to the other guests how im 27 and how I have anime and gory album cover posters
>they laugh make fun
>one says i bet hes hiding in his hole now
>more laughter
>know they are drinking with dinner
>call cops and inform them of drunk drivers on the road and the make and colors of there car as they leave dinner

>26 live at home with parents
>my mom asks me to go out for my dad birthday dinner
>agree to go
>get to restaurant
>look at menu no Turkey on the menu
>I ask the waitress if they can make it anyway
>she says no I confront her about it
>get argumentative
>DAD SCREAMS OUT THEY DONT SERVE TURKEY HERE YOU PIECE OF SHIT
>waitress trying not to laugh
>i get up and run out
>walk home
>haven't talked to them since they got home tonight

Why would he scream at me like that

>on public bus today
>bus is crowded as fuck
>find a seat
>looks like no other seats available
>cute girl was on
>shes standing for a bit
>person next to me gets up
>cute girl sits down
>i smile at her and wink
>she immediately gets up
>stands the rest of the trip around 15-20 mins

>go to Tgi fridays today
>just want a few oreo milkshakes
>every ice cream place near me closed for the season
>order one
>order another
>after i finished my second the waitress asks if I need antying else
>i say what about me you and some kids and a house and I winked
>she didnt say anything just looked blankly and disgusted at me
>she never came back to my table
>another waiter came over gave me the bill etc
>asked where she was he said her shift ended
>walking out and see her waiting on other tables

wtf she couldn't have Iaughed or said no thanks? why did she have to be such a cunt

>cute girl moved in next door to me
>she hasn't noticed me
>i watch her walk her dog out my window
>so i decided to make her dog a nice meal
>Made the dog a plate of pasta and meatballs with gravy>
left it on her steps in a takeout style box with a note saying "For the big guy enjoy"
>anyway today her bodyfriend who i didnt even know existed came over and confronted me
>apparently a neighbor saw me put the food there
>I explained I wanted to do something nice, he said it was dumb and never do it again

Long story short l wasted an hour and like 8 bucks doing this and some pride

>go to Golden Corral
>have a few drinks in the parking lot
>go for the wings and rib
>get numerous plates, eat them
>know ill be hungry later
>bring zip lock bags with me
>start filling them up, manager comes over "says its not allowed"
>get into heated argument
>cops called they say I cant take the food
>tell me to pay and leave

The fuck this time I paid, unlike the party time and know I cant do this either? I paid so why couldnt I take it

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Dead board of OC

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posting about traps is more entertaining

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>What do you do?
>l drive

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Deaf gf was heartwarming, before KS.

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I have doubts that many posters have been here before 2013

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4chan greentexts used to be a lot funner.

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laughing at the spergs. Anyone lurking? Otherwise, I'll fuck off.

>>36788263
keep going brah

>>36788120
Get a bunch of meat balls. Get some snail bait pellets. Start tossing meat balls over the fence to the dog to get him used to them.

Then put ground up snail bait pellets in the meat balls.

>>36788073
He obviously is fed up with you, he hates your childish behavior, you're 26, act your age.

>>36788263
Been a fun thread so far. Any more cute stories like >>36788207?

>>36788073
How spastic are you
If they don't have turkey they don't have turkey

>>36788084
Topkek. Why would you do that

>>36788073
Complain to the kitchen not the waitress you moron, get fucked dumbass.