Fembot Thread

so this is what an average fembot looks like?

>>36787566
yeah actually
i dont think i look much different from OP which is weird in itself

>>36787574
average fembots are cute wtf

i see that life left her eyes. it's a legit fembot.

>>36787544
>talk to a couple of fembots on discord, all saying they enjoy talking to me the first time we talk
>literally none of them ever reply to me again

if im a shitty person to talk with i understand that but could we atleast get some honesty from you fembots...

Those chubby cheeks are adorable.

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>>36787544

I want to be your friend post discord age & location :)

>>36787873
Leave my rapetoy fembot gf alone.

>>36787586
she's ugly as fuck you mongoloid

>>36787544
>tfw 3 fembots are currently lusting after my dick

2 of them cute, 1 is meh. One of the cute ones sent nudes, the other cute one is meeting me irl next month to fuck. Let's hope it's not a trap

>>36788177
kek, you're going to get addicted to them just like I did bro.

No joke. They're unlike any other girl you meet IRL. They're perfect. Normal girls don't do anymore.

>>36788212
sup Oscar

For sure, though. I can feel it, the joy of hunting and getting into that first lewd conversation.

I fucked a robot girl last year, but I only found out she was a regular /r9k/ user afterwards. Crazy as fuck, fantastic in bed and would let me do everything to her.

Normal girls really don't do anymore.

>>36788158
jawlet and fat but ugly is a bit harsh. would still creampie tenderly.

>>36788177
Go back to Norway fish

>>36788290
Who? I think you have me confused with someone else

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>ywn make a fembot drink lots of water
>ywn forbid her from urinating
>ywn watch her as she squirms with discomfort, the pressure in her full little bladder becoming unbearable
>ywn grin as she desperately begs you to let her pee
>ywn keep her like that for as long as possible, until she can't take it any more and wets herself
>ywn hear the sound of her pee gushing into her panties
>ywn watch it running down her legs
>ywn see the combination of shame and intense relief on her face

Why live?

>>36787544
Hi gemma

>>36789650
You know this fembot? How?

>>36789684
She looks like a tumblrfag from my drama and i hope to god im right

>>36789698
Link to that cutie's tumblr please.

She needs to be raped.

>>36789741
She gay and i dont know her tumblr

>>36787544
>>36787586
She's cuter rotated 90 degrees to the right like that.

>>36787544
Ya ugly cunt better titpost yer udder or better gettin yer ass outta my picture plank

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Heya, roasties, how're you all doing today? I'm here to tell you all to GET OFF OF MY MOTHERFUCKING BOARD YOU DEGENERATE WHORES.

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>36789839
Goro was a faggot.

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>>36789891
That's not a very nice thing to say about the best boy!

>>36789935
gay fujo bait

>>36788235
I'm not Oscar but I completely feel where you're coming from bro.

Fembots > Normal chicks.

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>>36787544
Lmao oh hey it's me hahaha!!! I'm the anti feminist bot from yesterday

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>>36788158
this you fucking autists

>>36790444

You never did email me fembot.

>>36790444
If anyone wants my disc it's chitose #8897 we can play Vidya or talk politics

>>36790480
I'm sorry I got dragged to see guardians of the galaxy by my autistic roommates.

You can add me on disc

>>36789698
Actually I'm an anti feminist moderate who hates white knights and tumblrites

>>36790487
Added you crazy fembot.

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>>36790532
I accepted. I'm at work so sorry if I reply slow.

>Hahaha dating le mentally ill pixie dream girlfriend would be so le epic for the win XD

This is how I know you fags are underage. You don't stick your duck in crazy you fucking babies.

Or...no, go ahead and do it. Fags like you need their dream to be crushed in order to understand.

>t. someone who stuck his dick in crazy multiple times and ended up damaged beyond repair and his trust in women irreparably destroyed.

but if you wanna end up even more emotionally fucked up than you already are, be my fucking guess.

>>36790632
Fuck off normie, no one likes your kind

>>36790632
lol this dumb nigger actually "fell in love" with a femanon.

everyone here who hunts femanons knows they're not for marriage.

>>36790653
Who hunts femanons? They are usually all broken and have severe daddy issues. The good news is they are usually redpilled

>>36790694
You are broken with daddy issues right? Your picture pretty much screams that.

>>36790713
>Broken
Yeah. But not for the daddy issues part. I don't care enough about him for that. Sadily genetics made my face look like this.

As for me finding a guy on 4chan, not interested. I like discussion usually with 4chaners cause typically they are much more intelligent than the average person.

>>36790694
>They are usually all broken and have severe daddy issues

Yes, that's the point stupid.

No other girl will allow me to piss on their face while they thank me for using them as a toilet.

>>36790750
Your picture just makes you look like someone with major daddy issues and who is a total slut and wants to be treated like a worthless fucktoy.

>>36790782
That's why Chads like fembots. While robots want their pure virgin waifu, Chad will pump and dump the fembot who gets off on being degraded and lets him do anything to her.

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>tfw you'll never be the guy who breaks a woman so badly she becomes a fembot

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>tfw want to kill self no matter what's happening in life
Life on easy mode but I still want to die

>>36790782
>like being pissed on.

Uh anon. Wrong fembot. I'm into some weird shit but body fluids is a no go
>>36790783
More like I want to treat someone else as a fuck toy. Mostly women but men seem to like it more

>>36790834
>I'm into some weird shit but body fluids is a no go

Have you tried it? Having your face soaked with piss might actually improve your cuteness.

>>36790842
Lol no thanks and I can care less of you think I'm attractive.

>tfw you had to watch a 450 pound woman give birth to a shit ball about the size of a soft ball and watch her piss herself at the same

>>36790874
>If you..

Also anyone play WoW here?

>>36790874
>Lol no thanks and I can care less of you think I'm attractive.

Glad to know you're at least as dumb as you look.

And yeah, I do. Definitely killing Gul'dan this week.

>>36790834
>tfw no mentally ill fembot to give a live sex show of her dominating another mentally ill fembot

>>36790934
>just
Just what?

Mythic. We've had 4 nights on him, got him to 1% last night. Next raid is on Tuesday.

He's much more fun on Mythic compared to heroic. There's a lot more precision required from every single member. Pretty good fight.

>>36790874
Its not even difficult to not fuck that saying up. "I can care less" means you do care, because you could care less then you do now. Its "I could NOT care less". So many people fuck this up and its annoying

>>36790895

Good luck anon.

I'm only 8/10 mythic. Missed raid last night. But ele shaman main here. My class is trash but I don't want to grind ap again.
>>36790922
>tfw mentally ill fembots would hate me cause I'm a woman hater.

>>36790972
Ele shaman isn't too bad. Ours does well, and it's certainly better than Enh.

I play a resto druid. Bis healer for bis raids, easy.

>>36790972
How many girls have you had sex with? Are you always the dominant one?

>>36787544
Fuck off Tegan. Hideous bogan.

>>36790652

And normies don't like yours, so it's like synergy.

>>36790653
>huur duur where my mentally ruined GIRLFRIEND?
>I-It's not like I'll fall in love or anything.

Yeah suuuure buddy. The desperate virgin is trying to bullshit me into believing that he's different than all the desperate virgins and that he's gonna be turbo no fucks given chad when a girl finally takes pity and let him fuck her. Face your own music, I've been a desperate virgin at one point too, I thought I would not get atrached, I thought I could keep the relationships strictly sexual, but, like most of you, I'm a pathetic emotionally dependant faggot, so I shot myself in the foot.

Don't you fucking understand that I'm trying to help you? You're far better off with a normal girl. Just because you think an emotionally broken gitl will understand you better doesn't make it true. If you have issues, you run the risk of dealing yourself the finishing blow. You guys think I'm a normie because I had sex, but being so desperate that you'd fuck anyone, even the most broken girl, doesn't make you a normie.

You're not chad, don't try yo play it like you're above that shit. Either way I'm just warning you. In the end, you do whatever you want, but if it ever works out and you get your heart broken, don't come here making threads fishing for pity.

>>36790951
I didn't mean to hit enter with that first part. That is why I deleted it. I'm super tired.

I hope you down him. Don't give up after attempt 65 like my friends did on mythic cenarius.

>>36791008
Then go to bed you filthy degenerate.

And yeah, we haven't. We're at 98 attempts now, and we're expecting to have it down well before 120.

>>36790989
Our raid leader has bis legendaries for his resto druid he hates it though. He wanted to switch to shadow priest but so did everyone else so he just said fuck it.

I mained a hunter through WoD. Then at the end switched to resto shaman cause the guild needed one for HFC
>>36790998
I've had sex with 1 and she was older and I was dominant yes.

>>36791030
It's 7am in America though.

Well again it takes a while. Not everyone can be top guild in the world. I hope it's not too bad though. We've been through so many members this month I'm surprised we've made it this far.

>>36791092
What did it involve? Pussylicking, dildos?

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>>36787544
This is a fembot that posts on here regularly

I'm "dating" a fembot for 3 years now. It's okay.

>ugly
>low self esteem
>a super closeted ftm with male mannerisms, interests, behavior, and thought patterns
>basically a guy with lewd holes

I'm not too attracted to her but she's a really interesting and intelligent person. There are benefits to dating her so I do it.

She even knows I'm not too attracted to her, and is completely ok with it.

>>36789797
this is a fembot thread
Post
Balls or GTFO

>>36789839
this is a fembot thread
post balls or GTFO
don't forget to timestamp

>>36790653
>who hunts femanons
useless orbitting retard detected

>>36790796
How would you know?
Is this your secret fantasy?

>>36788177
>>36788212
>>36788235
>>36792078
I hate all of you 2bh. You could've made one fembot really happy by being with her but you only hurt them.
Any fembot who wants one awkward robot bf to talk to all the time and play vidya with. I got nobody and would like a girl who also has nobody. Not like the assholes above.
[email protected]

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Why are fembots such attention whores? Fucking roastie reeeeee

>>36792235
>hurt them
...I literally said she was all cool with it

>>36792390
Because she's desperate and lonely maybe? There's a guy out there who IS attracted to her and would actually love her. I don't know what you're doing. It's cruel. You're only dating her for the "benefits".

>>36792222
Woooah checkin those quads breb

>>36787544
you don't have to hold up a time stamp for an ugly girlfriend, that's believable. You only need to hold up a time stamp for a hot af gf.

>>36792413
Are you literally whiteknighting a complete stranger?

Jesus. If I'm best friends w/ benefits with someone for 3 years, I think I know them enough to know that this arrangement is pretty nice to both of us.

>>36792598
Disgusting normie. Fuck off from this board

>>36792640
I met her on /tg/ lmao

>>36790632
>GRR why don't these virgins who have never had a girlfriend know not to fuck mentally ill people?! It's almost as though most of the people on this board have never talked to a girl or something.

I believe that fembot anus is the most pure thing in the world

>>36792530
Seems like he was contemplating a lot about chads humping fembots. Must be his fetish.

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What do fembots think of pic related?

>>36792836
Cats are best friend material.

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>>36792893
I'm talking about the girl...

>>36792905
I don't care about girls. But the cat in the other pic was cute.

>>36787566
That's what a pedophile into beast looks like.

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I want a fembot to BREED

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>>36792959
originally rate my cat then.

>>36787544
Who ia this trap? Anyone have "her" boypucci pix?

>>36793485
nice!
would pet/10

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>>36792390
LE NICE GUY HAS ARRIVED
I BET YOU WOULD TREAT M'LADY LIKE A PRINCESS

>>36793485
Wow. You have a really nice pussy.

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I honestly thought the girl in OP was holding up her medical bill. You guys are in for a treat.

>>36793940
>>36793743
thank you, it really means a lot because he has very severe autism.

>>36791030
> Being a dick in this thread simply because she's female most likely.
wew

>>36790444
You was made to serve the BBC

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>tfw pic related is my existence except for the cat and pomegranates

>>36790444
What a fat slut, I am glad I am a homosexual

>>36792413
>There's a guy out there who IS attracted to her and would actually love her
No there isn't anon, some woman are simply repulsive to others and are meant to die alone.

>>36796068
Unless they get rejected by me they have no excuse to be alone. And I don't reject anyone.

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ROASTIE WHORES LEAVE.
The time has once again come.
/r9k/ is not a place for normies, chads, or roastie whores.

Fembots don't exist.
Females are born pampered and babied by this entire world, without a single concern in life, without a single problem to deal with, being tended by society and this world from the second they were spawned into it.

This is a board for lost souls, individuals who haven't got a thing in this world except this board.
We have been shunned and despised by these whores, and normies, for our entire lives, only to find out, that even this last bit of escapism we have, is now being invaded by these abhorrent and disgusting whores.

Females on this board do not wish to help you.
They do not wish to be your friend.

They are only here to feed off of the attention of the more vulnerable robots, and the orbiters.
Fembots don't exist.
There are no good women left,
Society has made all women bad.

Which is why I call you, my brothers, on a holy crusade against these skanks. We will not stand for this, we will not tolerate the normies on our board.

>Derail fembot threads.
>Destroy fembot morale.
>Defend /r9k/.
>>36796230
>>36796230
>>36796230

BACK TO PLEBBIT.
BACK TO >>>/soc/
BACK TO FACEBOOK.

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REEEEE IDIOT ROASTIE FEMBOT OUTTTT NOWWWW

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>>36787544
WE WILL NOT TOLERATE FEMBOTS ON THIS BOARD GO BACK TO PLEBBIT FUCCKKK OFFFF

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Hi fuckers. I get a little jealous when you give attention to another girl but me. My only comfort is that Im not stupid enough to post my face or nude body out there..