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>Decide to get my mommy a phone for mother's day because she's never had a cell phone
>And she's a fantastic mommy who always loved me and made me tendies
>Father finds out that I bought mommy a phone
>He starts screaming at me, telling me that she doesn't need a phone, that I'm wasting my money, blah blah
>He says that I'm only wasting my money because I hate him
>Tell him that he's right and I do hate him
>Later on he needs help with his cell phone (he's completely retarded, has had his phone for over a year yet still has trouble with the most basic of shit like silencing his phone)
>Give him the silent treatment
>He's completely clueless as to why I'm not speaking with him
>He tries to figure it out while he's in the bathroom
>Drops his phone in the sink, phone is water damaged
>blames me
>My sister tells him to put it in rice
>Father takes it out of the rice after 2 minutes because he's retarded
>Says he needs a new phone
>I'm a phone salesman in the local store he has purchased all his cellphones in
>I'm literally going to make commission off of him being an asshole
Thank KEK.
KEK giveth and KEK taketh away. Father was telling me how my mom doesn't need his phone, less than 15 minutes later
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>>36785783
>less than 15 minutes later
his phone is fucked up by water in the sink
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please respond guys i put effort into this green text
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>>36786025
Be patient.
All comes in due time.
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>>36785783
fuck that faggot, glad you made moms' happy.
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>>36786025
Here is a you. I never had a good relationship my father either
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>>36786093
>>36786132
Thanks anons. My mom is honestly such an amazing and hardworking woman, and my father was always an angry drunken alcoholic idiot who thinks he's way more intelligent than he actually is.
So I have been working this job, full time, 6 days a week, yet my dad is being a fucking nazi about what I spend MY MONEY ON!
Any time I buy ANYTHING, doesn't matter what, he yells at me and says I'm wasting my money. It's not his fucking money. He doesn't even work and he's trying to dictate how I spend my money! And it's not like I fucking blow all my paychecks on bullshit, I always save up money, put some money aside, I am RESPONSIBLE with my money because I work hard for it. Yet he's always on my case whenever i buy ANYTHING
>buy chinese food
>what the FUCK anon just EAT FOOD FROM HOME why are you WASTING your MONEY
>buy a video game
>same shit
>buy my mother a phone
>same shit
Meanwhile he buys himself a big ol' HDTV. Yeah, okay, "dad". fucking joke is on him though . As I'm a salesman at work, I'm able to give customers discounts literally if I feel like it.
So when he comes into the store to buy a new phone I'm not giving him any discount on anything he buys. Nothing. KEK
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Anyone else as bitter as me
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>>36786318
yeah I'm sorry, but you cant tell me jack shit when I'm making my own money. If you do then I assume you wanna step outside about it. I love my family but I'm not afraid to put a fuck in their place is they wanna step up. stick to your guns my man.
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>>36786318
sounds to me like you want to bang your father's wife...
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>>36787445
No thanks my dude. Does not appeal
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>>36786318
Maybe you cucked him out of his tendies, that's why he's mad. By the sound of it, it seems he's a good boy too.
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>>36785783
Is your father mentally retarded?
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