Hooker thread

I love to travel alone because I can fuck escorts at night. Shits legal in Europe and Asia. Go sightseeing during the day, and fuck incredible bitches at night.

>>36785082
>>36785910
>hookers want to fuck them
GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>36785989

It's the job

>>36785989
Are you black?

Origoonalg

>brother pays for me to go Vegas for my birthday because i need to get out of the house and get laid
>he said this to my face
>dropped this on me 5 months before my birthday to save up money
>save up 1,000 dollars and get 500 from my parents
>fast forward to Vegas
>walking around getting drink and gambling a little
>nobody talks to me, girls included and i don't talk to anybody
>4 days of me never speaking except ordering drinks and falling asleep at midnight to hbo movies
>think about finding an escort but don't know how to go about it
>last day, I've checked out I'm waiting at the casino bar because my flight doesn't leave for hours
>hot as fuck girl approaches me at the bar
>10/10 to me, brown hair, pale, green eyes b, cup tits,nice ass.
>talk to her for a minute
>wait why would this girl talk to me
>straight up ask her if she's a prostitute
>tells me yeah and I can take her to my room for $400
>down to my last $50 and don't have a fucking room
>still haven't been laid to this day

Fucking reee

Going to see an escort tonight for my first time doing anal and I'm gonna have her sit on my face and eat that asshole aswell.

Should be fun

>>36786239

>tfw in vegas RIGHT NOW

im LITERALLY THIS CLOSE to going out and getting some succ

>>36786335

Make sure you do those things in the correct order.

I tried Anal for the first time with an escort in Shanghai. Nothing too amazing, but super tight and fun.

>>36785082
>go to a hooker
>she's a very short and thin petite girl
>she tells me to undress and bathe
>come back to her, pay upfront
>"okay anon, now I go freshen up"
>she does her things and comes back
>"first time?"
>"with a paid girl, yeah" was actually my first time having sex at all
>"ooooh should've said so in the beginning! I'm gonna give you a nice service"
>I'm hard already but she begins to suck my cock
>she fakes moaning when sucking but I tell her to not do that
>it's meh
>she puts a condom and gets on top
>can hardly feel a thing but it's okay I guess
>we do a few more positions and while I still can't feel a fucking thing I eventually come when doing doggy style
>we then lay there for a bit and talk
>she tells me her life story
>she seems to be a good girl who just fell into the wrong company and got into drugs, tried committing a suicide but shit eventually got better and now she's earning money to be able to open a barber shop

Overall, interesting experience but I sure as hell wouldn't pay for this shit again. Not worth the money.

File: abstractfeel.jpg (144KB, 854x859px) Image search: [Google]

144KB, 854x859px

>>36785082
>tfw too nervous to see a hooker even though I've already been with a hooker
I'm a special kind of pathetic.

>>36786712

Haha, being nervous is part of the fun.

>>36786667
Judging based on ur story and the fact we're on r9k, u have death grip. Thats the reason the whore didn't feel good

File: IMG_7639.jpg (81KB, 885x1331px) Image search: [Google]

81KB, 885x1331px

REPOSTING
>horny teenager in Aus
>beta khv
>take train to city centre (Melbourne) one day after school
>go to big brothel
>line up of any beautiful 10/10 women of various ages, colours, and sizes all line up before me
>each introduces herself to me, shakes my hand
>I pick one that looks like pic related, blonde, fit, 30 years old with MASSIVE boobs
>pay & go upstairs
>she checks my balls for warts
>I have to strip naked in front of her while she's still clothed
>hop in shower
>ask her to join me
>she strips naked joins me in the shower
>start making out and licking her and sucking her boobs
>start rubbing my dick between her ass cheeks (no condom on yet) from behind while grabbing her Boobs and kissing her lips and face and neck
>we go to the spa
>I sit down in spa, she's on my lap starts rubbing her pussy lips on my dick (still no condom) while I suck the shit out of her cowtits like a hungry little baby
>go to bed, we both dry up
>gives me nuru body massage and bj
>finally put on Condom
>start having sex in all positions, my fave is cowgirl so I don't get tired quickly
>I get tired in missionary too quick so go back to cowgirl and sidefucking
>still haven't ejaculated
>after about half an hour of fucking, she takes my condom off and gives me another blowjob, start fucking the shit out of her boobs
>put on another Condom and fuck a bit more
>while im deep inside her we start chatting, talking about movies, I autistically try to talk to her about vidya
>still haven't cum
>I'm pretty embarrassed and apologise for not having cum at all
>she says it's okay, at least I managed to get hard, some other virgins can't even get it up on their first time
>do some more boob sucking and kissing/foreplay in the shower
>while we're getting dressed have a deep heart-to-heart conversation about our lives, careers and family
>share a few jokes, I manage to make her laugh a few times, she thinks I'm funny

Best experience of my life

>>36787251

>best experience of my life

thats sad, lad

>>36787346
Why? It was literally the first and only time I've had sekksu

>>36787357

the best experience of your life was fucking a hooker in a spa and you didnt even bust?

if you died right now, this would be your legacy.

File: 1493929157826.jpg (22KB, 480x486px) Image search: [Google]

22KB, 480x486px

>>36787346

>making a judgement on someone else fucking a hooker

>>36787400

im not judging you for fucking a hooker im judging you for claiming its been the best experience of your life.

>>36785910
Most Asian countries it's actually illegal just not enforced well.

Seen one twice, one was fantastic and the other just ok. Even so I regretted going through with it both times.

And yet after a few months I'll question whether I should do it again. I'll tell myself it's not worth it over and over until I inevitably cave.

File: 1491494159845.jpg (14KB, 323x250px) Image search: [Google]

14KB, 323x250px

>>36785082
How do I find escort/prostitutes? How do I find their sites? How much does it usually cost to just put my penis in a girls vagina?

t. virgin not living in the US

>>36788024
where do you live? that's the first think we need to know

I'm literally in Bangkok right now. I'm going to a go-go bar tonight and bring a hooker back to my hotel.

>>36788455
In the shithole known as Sweden.

>>36788543
Take a train or boat or plane to Denmark or Germany and go to the legal brothels.

>>36788543

take a trip to germany?
I'm from romania and we don't have it legalized
Try to find some escort review sites in swedish, literally search "escorts forum/review in sweden" and hopefully there will be a forum where other guys talk about and review escorts

>>36788593
Funnily enough the majority of hookers in Germany are from Romania.

>>36788602

are they good, bad? I figuring all the good ones just go to germany while the ugly/fat ones stay in romania
Not too many good women in my city

File: 1491598841924.jpg (221KB, 1000x1000px) Image search: [Google]

221KB, 1000x1000px

>>36788562
>>36788593
But I'm a poor NEET and I still live with my parents. They would question me if I ever traveled outside of this country. I just want to do it discreet in my own country.

I guess I'll die a virgin.

>>36788623
Pretty good for the most part. Most of the Romanian hookers I have fucked have been nice-looking and pretty nice to talk to as well. I even have the number of one who works in a brothel and occasionally call her over for a private session.

>>36788643
Well why don't you stop being a poor NEET living with parents instead. That will solve several of your problems.

Hookers in Sweden are expensive and hard to get because of the illegality. It will cost less for you to go to Germany and get one there.

>>36788643
Why can't you just tell them the truth?

>hey dad gimme some cash, I want to go to Germany and fuck hookers there

>>36788665
It will only solve the money problem. I'm still a fat socially inept NEET. I also cannot handle wagecucking, it makes the suicidal thoughts appear 100x times more.

>>36788683
Because they'd look at me with extreme disappointment and probably not allow me. My parents are not that rich either.

>>36786392
If you got the money fucking go for it. There is no point in not doing this. You're in Vegas. Now. Fucking do it man.

>>36788715
a good hooker doesn't take a fortune, save the lunch money for a month and you are good to go, get something in the 150-200$ price range, I don't know the prices in sweden desu, but usually in legalized countries you get way more better prices than this

>>36788863
Hookers in Germany can be extremely cheap. It would cost less for him to go to Germany to fuck hookers there than to get one in Sweden.

>>36787251
>Best experience of my life
if this is true, you should unironically end your suffering

File: E50675B.jpg (95KB, 500x626px) Image search: [Google]

95KB, 500x626px

I've only fucked hookers in Thailand and Vietnam.
I would like to go Europe and try some.
How is the ladyboy scene over there?

>>36789133
European hookers are for straight men only. Stay away, faggot.

I've been thinking about escorts recently, because recently extremely horny, but I realized that this is pointless.

>>36789232
How so? Is that because you are in Burgerland?

>>36789315
It's legal where I live, not Germany level but as client I have 0% chance of any legal trouble.

I find it pointless because it will only satisfy my needs temporary at cost of loosing self respect.

>>36789163
What are you, the polish mafia?

>>36789133
Weak scene since not much demand for it here + Swedish twinks and bodybuilders are the most common fag thing here, the few ladyboys that are here usually just do discreet meet ups for free

Supply and demand

>>36785082
>Was really lonely, kinda drunk
>What the hell. I'll go fuck a hooker.
>catch the train
>get off train start walking to brothel
>starts pissing down rain
>meh keep walking anyway
>get to brothel, buzz the door
>mamasan lets me in
>ushers me over to chair
>girls come out 1 by 1
>all hot af but nobody stands out
>last girl comes out. 11/10 japanese
>I book her for 45 mins
>Go in room. She notices I'm soaked
>takes off my jacket and hangs it up
>takes off my wet shoes
>gets me naked
>tells me I'm really cute
>pecks me on the cheek and gives me a hug
>tells me to go shower I do
>suddenly she comes and showers with me, they never do that
>smiles at me. Gives me a hug. She was so beautiful
>just cuddle her the shower. Have to be careful not to wet her makeup though
>we get out she dries us both
>go lay on the bed and I reach for my dick to get myself hard
>she slaps my hand away
>"No! My dick!" She squeels, and giggles
>reaches into her bag pulls out a short thing red silk thread
>rubs her beautiful d's on my cock. >Holds her hand to my mouth and tells me to lick
>straddles me with her pubes touching my balls and starts jerking me off until I get super hard
>ties the red silk thread around the base of my cock
>lays down beside me and moves down the bed
>"Fuck my mouth"
>I do. And she plays with my balls
>"Don't cum ok?" She tells me.
>nearly do anyway
>"Are you ready?" She asks
>"Fuck yeah I am"
>she puts the condom on with her mouth. Go to fuck her missionary
>"No Anon!" She waggles a finger and shoves me on the bed
>climbs on top of me.
>rubs my cock on her clit. Looks hot af with her jap pubes
>slides it in
>so fucking tight, feel her do some keggels on my dick
>lifts her legs so she's sitting up, forcing me in even deeper
>"Ok here we go!" She says with a big smile
(Cont)

>>36790125
that's some top tier cringe right there

>>36785082
Has been a year already since last time so took a hooker.
Was really close too to taking one yesterday because I really wanted to relieve myself without having to use my left hand for that.
Didn't really want to spend the money though.

File: 1490845689281.gif (476KB, 188x174px) Image search: [Google]

476KB, 188x174px

>>36790125
go on
origigoni

>>36790223
>Didn't really want to spend the money though
same here
i want to take a trip to berlin to fuck a hoocker or go to a massage parlor on my b-day
i would rather eat some good japanese ramen there but that alone wouldn't be worth it

>>36790125
>Starts fucking me like a jack hammer
>mind totally blown she's really railing me
>Don't know how much longer I can last only been a minute
>"No cum yet!" She tells me
> somehow hang in there
>I can feel her pussy start to get tighter
>"Pull my hair Anon"
>I do
>Grab her tit with my other hand start playing with and pinching her nipple
>she starts pounding me and grunting
>no girl has ever fucked me this hard before
>suddenly she lets out this "unngggghh" sound and clamps down so hard it forces my cock out of her and squirts all over me
>loses her breath for a bit just collapses on me panting
>kisses me passionately. I've never kissed a hooker before or since.
>flips around until her pussy is in my face
>"Don't touch ok?"
>tiny wet gorgeous pussy centimeters from my face. Jerks me off like a pro. Shoot massive loads.
>takes off condom. Kisses it. "Bye bye spermies!" Giggles. Tosses it in the bin
>10 minutes left
>We just lay there and cuddle. Starting into eachothers eyes. Kissing sometimes. I stroke her hair. We talk about our lives. Buzzer go off. Times up. She presses it and keeps cuddling me.
>"5 more minutes ok?"
>I don't complain. We get up, go shower. She hugs me and kisses me goodbye.
>walk outside. Still pissing down rain. Don't even care. Feel so happy I can't even stop smiling. Happy for days after.

It makes me sad to think about even though I treasure that memory. I will never have sex like that again. That girl was one in a million.

Lots of dudes here seeming to like the cuddles after a fuck.

Nobody has ever just done their business and wandered off?

>>36790446
I did.
But only because I orderd only 15 minutes anyways.

>>36790289
go back and ask for her you autist

>>36790493
>go back
oh yeah lol

>>36790493
I can't. That brothel specializes in asian girls and changes their roster every two weeks. That was her last day before she left.

That was years ago now. Besides I don't think falling in love with a hooker is smart.

File: 5052f30dd4e2d58798a037f461d94f54.jpg (38KB, 614x1009px) Image search: [Google]

38KB, 614x1009px

Here's a pretty girl who is advertising near me

>>36790125
>japanese
>d cups

Now we know you're making this up.

>>36790446
It all depends on the quality of the girl. If I take a hooker in Thailand, after the fuck I decide if I send her on her way or keep her for a long time.

>>36790745
Not making it up at all. Obviously they were fake tits.

>>36790536
damn mate that sucks

>>36790774
Ewww fake tits suck. They don't feel right.

>>36790446
Because of most people here want intimacy not sex.

>>36790901
Most people here want a 10/10 virgin who becomes a total nympho slut for them in addition to becoming their mommy.

>>36790984
But isn't what every man want?

Also I don't know why but your post gives me weird angriness vibe.

>>36791083
You'd actually be wrong in that, I'm not one of the angry virgins. I'm just a drunk shitposter passing the time.

>>36791099
>I'm just a drunk shitposter passing the time
It was probably it.

But don't you agree with my point?

>>36790901
Oh. Well that's... Gross.

>>36785082
I went to Amsterdam with my dad once for my 18th, I guess he knew I was a pathetic virgin. We ended up fucking some black hooker together whilst we were both high and pissed.

We never talked about it afterwards which is weird.

>>36791146
Why?
original origami

File: 1476647728200.png (29KB, 741x568px) Image search: [Google]

29KB, 741x568px

>>36790125
>tells me to go shower I do

why does it seem like every hooker makes their client have a shower or bath at the start?

>>36791223
Why do you even have to ask such a dumb question?

>>36791223
Visual inspection for STIs. Plus would you want to suck sweaty balls cheese dick a dozen times a day?

>>36791594
>implying no one would shower beforehand

>>36791638
some old fucks don't I guess.
Personally everytime I plan to see an escort I shower, shave and use perfum, brush my hair.
>I'm so lonely I treat a hooker like she was my

>>36791682
good presentation and hygiene is good

File: 4a29b55a65ff59ade4cbd5f441b3ae54.jpg (471KB, 768x1024px) Image search: [Google]

471KB, 768x1024px

>>36785082

>Be last Monday
>Send message to my regular, hear nothing back (she hasn't logged on in 2 weeks now)
>Send message to a new girl, get a text 2 days later. Try to confirm but hear nothing back.
>Send message to an "easy" (high volume) girl but she says she isn't available due to bad weather (it barely rained).
>Take a chance on a new girl who has only one review and one post.
>Turns out she is super submissive and kinky. She was a total slut IRL.
>Good kisser, DFK, though she smokes so it wasn't as good as it could be.
>Do 69 for awhile. Kitty has about average taste which isn't great. Nice starfish though, I almost considered licking it even though it tastes like butt.
>Tell her to flip around because I want to watch.
>Spoiler alert: my fetish is snowballing.
>BBBJ technique is good and varied.
>I relax and get into it. I know this is gonna be good because I've been nofap for a week.
>My body starts to tingle before I cum. I then cum with the force of 1,000 suns.
>Girl keeps jacking me after I cum, which is so stimulating it makes me flinch.
>Girl doesn't miss a beat, pushes my head down onto the bed, goes full DFK and forces all my cum into my mouth.
>Usually, girls just spit it in. This girl pushed it in with her tongue, and kept on DFKing like a champ. Best snowball I ever got and I will repeat.
>Also, turns out she is into Anime and LARPs.

Not pic related (because no bully) but similar body.

>>36791682
Better customers get better service.
Source: Customer Service Cuck

>>36786239
>>36786392
>All these Vegas bros
Sure, you can find it in Vegas, but its gonna be really overpriced. If you live in a notable city back home, get it there.

>>36791743
> though she smokes so it wasn't as good as it could be.

I hate the ones that smoke.

>Kitty has about average taste which isn't great.

Ugh. I cringe thinking about eating hooker pussy. I only did it once because this chick told me to be as kinky as I could because she was training for porn. So I standing 69'd her.

>>36791743
>eating hookers
literally wanting STD

>>36791812
Impressive, I def don't have the strength to standing 69 even if the girl was like 100lbs.

According to local locker room talk, if you actually make the girl cum she is more likely to give you bonus services. Sometimes I just go at it hoping there will be a tradeoff. Sometimes I just like the girl and I want to.

Hasn't paid off quite yet, I have no idea if I'm any good at it.

>>36791858
>Impressive, I def don't have the strength to standing 69 even if the girl was like 100lbs.

I have extreme yellow fever when fucking hookers. I only ever do Asian girls. They have the 45kg rule. Asian women will do anything to stay below that weight, even willingly catch worms. 100lb isn't too heavy.

I've made two of the hookers I was with cum. Most didn't though. >>36790125 was my rarest experience of all. Sometimes I can't even get off with hookers desu. Feel like a total failure when I can't, plus I just wasted a bunch of money for no nut.

I had one other one, Sunny was her hooker name. 21 from SoKo. I got legit feels from one fuck with that one, showed me how dangerous punting can be. I try to never see the same hooker twice.

>>36790125
>>36790289
Cool story-that-totally-happened, m8.

>>36792123

I walked there in the rain dude. I think she could tell how lonely and pathetic I was and went out of her way to make me feel good and give me GFE.

>>36786335

This is me.
About to leave work and go eat some ass, if this is still up I'll tell you all about it.

File: 16789396_785702611582982_637846469302288384_n.jpg (69KB, 640x640px) Image search: [Google]

69KB, 640x640px

When you meet with an escort, do you usually just discuss what you want right then and there? Posted this before, but I'm only interested in escorts with big/huge tits for tittyfucking. Too paranoid about penetration even with a condom, anyway.

>>36793563
>Too paranoid about penetration even with a condom
so what are you planing to do with her?

Is there like a dummies guide to this sort of thing? I have no idea where to start.

Also do they let you kiss them and/or is that even a good idea?

>>36793659
recommend against it
you don't know what those lips were touching before you

>>36793692
As long as I don't catch some kind of mouth disease I don't really care where it's been.

>>36793718
Come on dude. I know you are desperate, but you are going to regret this later.

>>36793653
How about you find a nice hooker to help you practice your reading comprehension

>>36793659
They don't like kissing their clients. That should be reason enough for you to not do it, if the disease risk isn't enough

>>36793820
my bad
sry original

>>36793659
>>36793839
This. Any hooker willing to let you kiss her has let a million other dudes do the same and you have no clue what those guys had.

why is it so fucking hard to even pay for sex.. gotta worry about police and all and shady business dealings etc.

>>36787390
That's not a legacy. Look it up.