Whatcha want for breakfast honey?

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>>36783793
A piping hot plate of reality so when I come to my senses and figure out that this ain't real it hits me softer

>>36783793
Whatever you can cook.

Fee Fi Fo Fum I smell the cunt of roastie scum
be she alive or be she dead
I'll eat your ass and force you to give me head

women dont actually do that tho

>>36783793
That picture was clearly taken at a business establishment and is wildly unsanitary.

Why is she not wearing pants behind the counter of what is clearly a coffee shop

I'm a robot due to autism, but at least my giant dick gives me some feeling of realistic hope when I fap to thought of her enjoying my pounding

>>36784911

It's some perverted ass shit that's popular in the state of Washington, they are called bikini baristas

>>36783793
I want you to fart in my mouth

>>36783793
3 moist and juicy BRAAAAAAPS with a large side of BRRT

those women are, cough cough, failed prostitutes, after a woman is about 25 she picked all the failed men on purpose, like a state flower should, and is only going to try to put her misery on other men because she is an old worn out bag, who purposely chose wrong, now they are trying to give men boy pussies, as revenge because they are failures and their bf's and husbands are a joke

>>36783793
Eggs Benedict

>>36783793
all the sudden I'm living in an snow cone truck in the ghetto?

>>36784692>>36784911>>36785079

Me and my other usually go to this coffee shop around the corner from us on our way to the design studio. Usually were greeted and served by a nice young man. Today, unfortunately, a women with no pants was serving coffee. I will never go to this coffee shop again. This is unsaniterry and it made me feel sick later that day. If i could give less then 1 star I would give ziro.

Give me a black coffee. Starting the day with a large meal is garish and unproductive.

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>>36783793
What do you want for breakfast baby?

>>36785417
says the dirty whitey who adjusts his balls in public

baka

>>36783793
>nose ring

Boner to 0 in 1 second flat

>>36785417
Fag. I'd get her number and slap that ass. Women like that are easy as hell

>>36785666
Didn't know they sold novelty size Arizona cans

>>36785696>>36785762

I am a long time user of /r9k/, but today was the living end! I was abused by two of their users. The both called me things which i do not want to remember. I want to complain to the manager of the board about this rude behvioure. My internet expiereance is important to me and my children. I will never dine at this website again. Not Good Work /rpk/!!! droped the ball!

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>>36785764
Lol have a (you)

i'll take one fart in the mouth with a side of coffee

>>36783793
You. xd

>>36783793
What I would do to that is considered a crime in most southern states.