Embarrassing stories thread

>>36779151
shit i laughed too sorry anon

>>36779236
No problem, I kinda laughed too when I arrived home.

>>36779151

U should have approach her and said "ok you see glass is solid now allow me to finish my magic trick by..."

>>36779931
Kek, good one anon

this is not originaI

>>36779931
i don't get it

originall ok fuck you aaah

>first semester of college
>its organization night
>every club is there recruiting
>decide i dont want to spend next 4-5 years alone
>looking for anime club
>frat guy chads asks if i'm interested
>uh... hi.... sure
>dudes are actually happy to have me sign up
>college is so much different than high school
>Go to the house and meet the guys
>all super nice and interested in my goals and hobbies
>maybe i'm not as socially awkward as I thought
>maybe i was just going through a phase
>do a few more activities with them over the next few days
>get a text to meet at the house
>receive bid card
>yes im in!
>meet at the house the next night
>drop to the floor faggots!
>the hazing starts
>spend the next few months covered with beer vomit and flour
>the guys are all over me and single me out often
>feel like rest of pledge class hates me
>they are being punished for my mistakes
>get text to come clean the house
>show up and see rest of pledge class in suits
>i'm in dirty white tee
> everyone got initiated but me

they fucking only bid me as the retard so they can fuck with rest of pledge class. I missed out on a whole semester of making real friends and now my grades are shit. REEEEEE