Would you rather have everyone you know see your all of your 4chan posts or everything you've masturbated to?
>>36777804
Posts because those are atleast funny fampai.
I have jerked it to some very uhh niche shit and it'd be far harder to explain than a simple
>holocaust never happened but it should have
posting streak.
>>36777804
4chan posts.
I never shitpost too badly, since what I fap to, would seem degenerate even for most of you faggots.
>>36777804
>large portion of posts were HPM memeing on /gsg/
Dunno if they would understand the autism desu
>>36777804
>everything ive masturbated to
ill take option one thank you
>>36777804
>fapping
Sissy porn
BBC porn
>Posts
Calls to overthrow the Us government
REEEEing at normalfags
Expressions of suicidal ideation
NEETfrog posting
Hm......
my posts obviously. even when they find bad things i could just go "lol yea the irony of that post right?"
>>36777804
I'd give each person the choice, if you're forcing them to see all of whatever.
Everything I've masturbated to. My parents have already found my ahegao, crossdressing, bondage and gore pictures. You can really get away with it if they love you.
>>36777804
I'd seriously kill myself either way.
>>36777963
>ahegao
lol whats so bad about that
>>36777804
absolutely my posts
my porn habits are a freudian nightmare
>>36777991
Anime are cartoons and they think only children should watch them
My 4chan posts since all i do i argue and post about feels.
Now, fapping to cartoon ponies, that's fucked up.
What I post
>Females cannot be depressed/robots/lonely
>Shut the fuck up, I hope you kill yourself
>Mike Pence memes
>Trolling
>Other stuff I'm sure is very edgy
Porn is lewd.
>>36777804
Both at once, for then my daring ingeniousness will be unquestionable.
>>36777804
my porn i only jerk off to vanilla solo female shit. i jerked off to a tranny once but i doubt they'll sift through all the thousands of videos and find that one. and even then i can say i was only trying it for shits and giggles. my 4chan posts would get me arrested.
4chan posts. I can explain to them that the point of the site is to be as outlandish and absurd as possible and the shit I say here has nothing to do with who I am.
I'm imagining my grandparents trying to figure out why I hate the Jews so much and why almost all of my posts have various depictions of cartoon frogs attached
>>36777963
What did they say when they saw it?
Porn. I mostly post nigger hate and anti gay threads I'd rather they see my porn than realize I hate all who are not straight white males
Porn
They would probably grow to respect me for my exceptional taste
All my posts. Sure, there's a ton of embarrassing shit and secrets, but nothing too scandalous beyond degenerate faggot prison-gay shit. My fap history would ostracize me immediately
porn because no one would be willing to bring it up in person.
Which is more plausible: Your worst 4chan posts being considered ironic shitposting, or you ironically masturbated at that porn?
>>36778327
This made me laugh anon, thank you for brightening my day.
>>36777963
>tfw dad asks where you can find more
>>36778777
>McMichael claimed this post was a joke
Originally
>>36778720
Underrated post originally of course