choose 3 boards
you get to max out the corresponding "skill(s)" regarding the chosen board
for example if you choose /fit/ you'll become as strong as humanly possible while looking like an old school bodybuilder
if you choose /tv/ for example you will have a patrician, artistic taste, talent for directing, but generally this is obviously not a good choice
if you choose /r9k/ you'll be the best virgin sperg I guess?
choose now, and explain your choices
>>36777616
/k/
/fit/
/biz/
>>36777672
>choose now, and explain your choices
Oh, shit.
/fit/, for the obvious ultrahuman physical capabilities.
/k/ for the operating skills and knowledge
/biz/ for the money. Money's good and nice to have, enables everything else.
Apply for special forces in my country, with my abilities I pass and proceed to work in the field until I retire at comfortable age, wealthy as all hell through my investments. If I'm bored, or want to continue, I'll work in the private field and maybe die when some third worlder fuck blows us all up.
/k/
/fit/
/biz/
I think this will be a popular combo judging from the first couple posts
/biz/
/fit/
/lit/
>tfw genius millionaire writer/body builder
/bant/
/d/
/hm/
i will be king of the tumblr sluts
kek losers
/sci/
/his/
/lit/
>king of science and math
>know all of history
>master of reading
later nerds
>/biz/
Don't have to work. Easy ticket out of the rat race
>/soc/
Get bitches because of my perfect social life
>/a/
Anime becomes real
/pol/
/biz/
/tv/
Time to become the jew.
Couldnt spell before.
/lit/
>Amazing writer
/Fit/
>Wouldnt want to be a meat head just my ideal body type
/soc/
>Supreme social skills
/fit/ like pic related
/ic/ so I can finally be good at art
/his/ so I can continue to dig myself into my spiral of historical escapism
>>36777616
/b/
/s4s/
/r9k/
/soc/
/mu/
/i/
desu I just want to be sociable and artistic but I'm an untalented autist
>>36778223
>/b/
>/s4s/
>/r9k/
For what purpose?
>>36777616
/lit/
/biz/
/fit/
EZ
/g/ /biz/ and either /fit/ or /out/
/mu/
>i could finally write a song that isn't dogshit
/adv/
>i could deal with problems well and get some motivation going
/wg/
>i dunno, i ran out of ideas
>>36778223
and what would that make you?
WHAT ARE YOU
>>36777616
>/trv/
I've now seen the world and know the most interesting corners of it inside and out. I have more awesome stories to tell than anyone could listen to in a lifetime.
>/diy/
I can now fabricate anything and everything.
>/asp/
I'm not a god of all martial arts, including traditional all forms of swordsmanship, as well as other miscellaneous sports like surfing, skydiving, skating, snowboarding, parkour, etc.
Get on my level /fit/ and /biz/ nerds.
/d/
/fit/
/tg/
I will be a wise sage, trapped in a body of a little fit centaur girl with tentacles for genitals
Alternatively a Slanneshi space marine
I
>>36777616
/biz/
/sci/
/hm/
>>36778435
he's FUCKIN EPIC, that's wat
Posting some builds
>turbogay
/cm/, /fit/, /fa/
>chad
/soc/, /biz/, /fit/,
>trap
/lgbt/, /fa/, /cgl/
>weeaboo
/a/, /jp/, /d/
>turbo autist
/mlp/, /r9k/, /b/
>woke
/pol/, /int/, /news/
>manchild
/v/, /vg/, /tg/
>best husbando
/cm/, /diy/, /out/
>>36778533
I will financially ruin you and shoot tour fucking dog. Enjoy surfing in a gutter.
>>36778561
let me try some:
>operator
/fit, /k/, /asp/ (MMA and stuff)
>too intelligent
/sci/, /lit/, /his/
>ranger
/out/, /an/, /k/
/biz/ is an extremely dead board, /sci/ is more interesting
>>36777616
>/fit/
Strong Enough to win and accomplish nearly any physical task. Mad bank potential
>/x/
Supernatural knowledge and powers beyond comprehension, can likely alter reality itself. Probably have a pet bigfoot given to me by the ayy lmao's
>/m/
Best Gunpla builder in the world and extensive knowledge of how Mechs, Robots, and Similar shit works. Could make Gundam real and make mad cash.
I'd pretty much be pic related
>>36778223
Litteraly you become the ultimate retardo of the earth with a high tier down syndrome
>/pol/
>/X/
>/Lit/
I is redpill.
>>36778259
>>36778435
I want to ascend to godhood, turn myself into the shit of the shit posting, be the living 4chan
>>36778589
I don't think you fully comprehend the consequences of my choices.
/o/ - I already love working on cars, studying mechanical engineering
/fit/ - I'm a scrawny bitch and I hate it
/k/ - guns r cool
I am the most masculine person on 4chan
>>36777616
/x
Talk to ghosts
/fit
Be super strong
/out
Master of being comfy in a woods.
/out/
/g/
/biz/
easy
>>36778561
>Wizard Emperor from the Downies Kingdom
/b/, /s4s/, /r9k/
>>36777616
/fit/
/soc/
/sci/
Nice body, good social skills, smart
/x
Talk to ghost
/out
Be comfy in a woods forever
/fit
Super strong to keep people out of my swamp.
/m/
/sci/
/k/
A WEAPON TO SURPASS METAL GEAR
>>36777616
/biz/
/sci/
/fit/
/sci/ - Become mathematical genius to get my stem degree with ease
/soc/ - For the bitches
/fit/ - Look good
That's literally the best possible combination
>>36777616
>/pol/
>/biz/
>/k/
ULTRA KILLER KIKE
PALESTINIANS WATCHOUT
>>36778973
Swap one of them for /biz/.
>>36777616
/out/
/ck/
/k/
/comfy/ forever
also mccandless 2.0
/diy/, /biz/, /out/
>>36777616
/trash/
/vp/
/d/
>I become futa phox
>>36777616
/a/
Anime becomes real
/soc/
I get those god-like looks, charm, wit and charisma.
/sp/
Become a talented fighter and have a gift for sports. Get dat lean body, get the girls and I can fight.
>>36779034
I uh, really liked into the wild. Nobody else in my class liked it. They all said chris was "crazy and selfish" because he left his family without saying anything. I tried to point out that nobody he met or interacted with said he was selfish and they all liked him, and the old man he stayed with converted to atheism when he found out Chris died, and that his behavior didn't seem selfish to anyone BUT his parents who he did not get along with. But nobody listened to me. Fucking enormities not enjoying nature and not wanting to be /primal/
>>36777616
/biz/ for making money
/sci/ for being a braniac mathematician and scientist
/s/ if it makes me a sexy girl, or whichever board would do that; if none do, then /ic/ for drawing skills
>>36777616
>/fit/
>/h/
>/x/
Lewd God Mode
/x/
/K/
/Fit/
I am now a real ghost hunter, fight me faggots.
(Hope it gets me puss puss)
/fit/
/lit/
/sci/
>>36779593
mens sana in corpore sano :^)
>>36778223
Legend says if you max out all of the retarded skills, you gain super intelligence and godlike powers.